Biden Administration Makes Immediate Point to Contact Fake Country of Taiwan
Hey can somebody text Don Jr. for me? The guy, weird face – you might know him as Simba. I deleted his number because I didn’t think I’d need it…
How I Imagine Joe Biden’s First Official Call to Justin Trudeau Will Go
It’s game day for the absent-minded dictator. It’s been announced that “President” Biden will be making his first official call to Justin Trudeau, Prime Minister of Canada, today. This is…
It is January 21, 2021, And There is Only Thing Any of Us Can Do
None of us freaked out and did the yellow jacket girl scream when the senile usurper Joe Biden was inaugurated as 46th President of the United States on Wednesday. However,…
Ultimate Decider Anthony Fauci Announces That US Will Remain in WHO, Distribute Vaccine Across the Planet
The Biden Administration’s no-nonsense, common sense approach proved effective on day one: Anthony Fauci reviewed predictive models created by science regarding the spread of the deadly coronavirus and the most…
Cool Cat: On Day One Biden Signs Executive Orders to Change the Weather
I felt a chill go down my spine looking at this photo. It must be because the most popular man who ever lived in history is signing a declaration to…
Moronic National Guardsmen Crash Helicopter in a Field, Three Dead
Word is that as the helicopter went into a tailspin, they were all thanking each other for their service – knowing that it would be the last thank you any…
Boris Johnson Refuses to Back Biden’s Claim China is Committing a “Genocide”
Shocking to see Boris Johnson bucking his new boss on day one. The Independent: Boris Johnson has refused to describe the treatment of China’s Muslim Uighur minority as “genocide”, despite…
Joe Biden Sworn in as President
Welp. CBS News: Joseph R. Biden, Jr., has been sworn in as the 46th president of the United States, taking the reins of power at a perilous time in American…
Pence, McConnell and McCarthy All Skip Trump’s Farewell Event, Snubbing 75 Million Voters
President Donald Trump, winner of the 2020 presidential election by a lot, is holding a farewell event for himself as he is being forced out of office by the Usurper…
US Government Accuses China of “Genocide” Against Islamic Terrorists
The United States is currently in the throes of the greatest transformation in its history. The United States media is focused on spreading weird conspiracy theories about people on the…