Legalize Smoking Crack? I Never Requested This.
This was in fact at the top of my list of “headlines to expect in 2022.” So here’s a refresher on the series of events: Donald Trump, under the direction…
Brandon’s Approval Rating Now Below 40% on RCP Average
Jim Brandon’s approval rating is now officially below 40% on the RCP polling average. And remember – these polls are skewed. It is obviously impossible that 40% of people approve…
With Record Low Approval Ratings, Brandon Vows to Cure Cancer
Congratulations to Dr. Edjah Nduom, The son of Ghanaian businessman Dr. Papa Kwesi Nduom. President Joe Biden announced a relaunch of the "cancer moonshot" project he oversaw during the Obama…
Bizarre: Mike Pence Does Gay Porno, Giving Joe Biden a Rimjob Live on C-SPAN
Former Vice-President Mike Pence performed a gay rimjob on Joe Biden like on C-SPAN this week, before senile Biden ejaculated all over his face. Man described the scene as “bizarre”…
Biden Falsely Claims 900,000 Dead from Coronavirus, Falsely Claims Vaccines Solve This
Man refuses life-saving kidney transplant that requires COVID-19 vaccine. pic.twitter.com/LU1MBjV91W — Mike (@IDontrustBiden) January 31, 2022 I guess I just feel a need to remind everyone that the CDC has…
Psaki Vows to Stop Calling Invasion of Ukraine “Imminent”
❗️Russian invasion of Ukraine no longer “imminent”, says the White House, which had promised a Russian invasion every day for near enough two months For a government that missed the…
Biden Offers to Allow Putin to Inspect NATO Bases in Alleged Attempt to Ease Tensions
Sooo… Are we not doing war then? What even is this? I thought we were doing a war. New York Post: The White House has reportedly floated an offer to…
Pittsburgh Bridge Collapses as Biden Flying in to Tout His Infrastructure Success
JUST IN – #Pittsburgh bridge collapses hours before Biden visits the city for an infrastructure event. At least 10 people were injured. — Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) January 28, 2022 lol. The…
Congratulations, America: You’re Finally Getting a Black Female Supreme Court Justice!
Justice Breyer has resigned from the Supreme Court, presumably to focus on making the smart carbs in his low carb ice cream even smarter than they already are. I didn’t…
Is 39% Really Joe’s Lowest Approval Rating Yet?
Is this really the lowest? I seem to remember 33%. Who even are these people? Just unmarried women? New York Post: President Biden’s approval rating has tanked to a new…