The Saturday Night Live presidential debate parody which aired on Saturday night was almost shockingly lame.

It’s frightening that this is the big budget social weapon of the Democrats and they can’t put together something funnier than this.

Jim Carrey has been doing Joe Biden for several weeks now, and this is the first time NBC posted the clip on YouTube – obviously because the previous ones were not considered funny enough to share, and were in fact embarrassingly unfunny enough to hide.

Seriously, after the first time Carrey played Biden, I went looking for the clip and couldn’t find it anywhere on the internet. I guess I could have torrented the entire episode, but I just gave up.

This last sketch they apparently felt was good enough to expose the masses to, and I can’t believe how dull and try-hard it is.

Alec Baldwin has always had a hard time with the Trump impression, which has always seemed confusing in that it doesn’t even register as a Trump impression, but rather a generalized “grumpy old man” impression.

He clearly hates Trump, and it makes it impossible for him to do an impression, because to impersonate someone, you have to have some kind of affection for them.

Jim Carrey apparently doesn’t like Joe Biden very much either, because he is really struggling. As would be expected, he does good with the faces.

Carrey made a career out of making funny faces. So you’d expect that.

But the entire character is totally confusing, and I don’t really see where he’s even drawing inspiration from. Obviously, he can’t do a real impression of Biden, as there is no way to not have that be offensive. So he’s apparently doing an impression of what he thinks should be the impression that the American people have of Biden. And that just becomes confusing.

Carrey was also struggling with the live setting. He kept screwing up his lines in a way you wouldn’t really expect from a professional actor, especially one who got his start doing live comedy. He confused the words “melatonin” and “melanin” when trying to make a joke about Barack Obama being black. Virtually every line he had he bungled in some way.

Along with the poor job from both actors, the writing is just terrible. The writing should be something that is easy to get right, as you have well-paid people, as many as you need, going through and figuring out jokes. But they just totally failed.

I’m not exaggerating here: I have seen funnier sketches from high school kids on YouTube. In fact, I would say the average (male) high schooler who gets more than 1,000 views on YouTube is funnier than this.

They’re not doing themselves any favors here. When your attacks on Trump are this try-hard and cringe, it makes people want to side with Trump so they’re not associated with something so totally uncool.

.@acosta has comported himself with remarkable restraint while dealing with this Imposter-in-Chief. But as people in Hollywood have long known — everything is harder when you're working with animals. pic.twitter.com/5sQGaEgeeT

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) November 10, 2018

Oh my Gawd so hilarious.

Trump is a horse’s ass.

I also like that Jim Carrey is willing to defend assaulting interns after he drove his girlfriend to suicide after giving her herpes and many other sexual diseases. Many people would lay off supporting attacks on women after doing that – many people are cowards.

Jim Carrey on the other hand – he is a brave and original comedic mastermind.

#teamelephant pic.twitter.com/L8sATd4FaK

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 28, 2018

Well, at least he didn’t paint them getting herpes and other STDs from a Hollywood actor and then killing themselves over it!

Seriously – what kind of a realm do we inhabit that Hollywood actors have become our moral compass?

As far as big game hunting – why is this the greatest moral evil?

Well, probably because people confused it with nigger poaching activities which are wiping out entire species.

Big game hunting is just a recreational activity. No one is harmed by this. This is not wiping out species. The blacks are doing that.

No big game hunter actually hunts endangered species. I think that was maybe in an episode of Captain Planet so millennials think that is a thing but it just isn’t.

Big game hunting is no different than regular hunting – it is just on a different continent.

Unless you’re Jim Carrey, then your version of big game hunting is giving a girl a bunch of STDs and then bullying her into suicide.

Seriously.

How pathetic is this guy that his career is dead so he focuses on socially signaling in the single most socially acceptable way?

This is the portrait of a so-called Christian whose only purpose in life is to lie for the wicked. Monstrous! pic.twitter.com/MeYLTy1pqb

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) March 17, 2018

Jim Carrey is a sick sonovabitch who drove his girlfriend to suicide after giving her a bunch of STDs and abusing her for years, and he thinks he has the right to morally grandstand on anyone.

He is also a horrible painter and that shit is gross.

He did make some funny movies in the 90s, but everything since that one where he played Jew Andy Coffman has been horrible. Starting with that one. Now he doesn’t even make movies anymore, just gives women STDs and bullies them into suicide.

Just looked at his wiki. It’s been a seriously rough couple decades for this guy.

But he’s still affecting the culture because what?

Because of 90s nostalgia?

Celebrity culture is so sick.

We would do better in a Hunger Games type culture, tbh.

At least being able to kill people is an actual skill, whereas acting is something that literally any single individual can do after a couple of classes.

Jim Carrey, generally believed to be the last comedian who was actually funny, has launched a Twitter war against California’s plan to force vaccinate everyone.

It is nice to see a celebrity who appears to care about something.

Beginning on the 30th, his anti-vaccine posting just ended 17 hours ago.

Here are the first few, where he explains his position:

California Gov says yes to poisoning more children with mercury and aluminum in manditory vaccines. This corporate fascist must be stopped.

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) July 1, 2015

They say mercury in fish is dangerous but forcing all of our children to be injected with mercury in thimerosol is no risk. Make sense?

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) July 1, 2015

The CDC can't solve a problem they helped start. It's too risky to admit they have been wrong about mercury/thimerasol. They are corrupt.

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) July 1, 2015

Go to http://t.co/SlY91SQmCj watch the documentary and judge for yourselves. If you really care about the kids you will. It's shocking!

— Jim Carrey (@JimCarrey) July 1, 2015

Vaccines do indeed contain heavy metals and this is indeed probably not very healthy. It is also true that it is oppressive for the government to force people to inject things into their bodies, especially when we aren’t even dealing with any kind of pandemic here. If there were a pandemic, it would come with the immigrants.

Vaccines and Autism

I am not sure about the theory that vaccination causes autism. It has been widely mocked, as well as endorsed by a lot of conspiracy theorists I don’t particularly respect. I am not a scientist, so I can’t say definitively either way, but my general thinking is that autism is something much bigger than vaccines, involving all different sorts of environmental toxins which are having a degenerative epigenetic effect on people, particularly those in first world countries.

What is certainly true is that those who do not participate in modern civilization don’t seem to be getting autism, and in the West (America in particular) it just keeps on rising, so claiming that it is genetic is ridiculous.

Amish people, for example, get it almost never, while we in “civilization” are now at one of every sixty-eight kids (most of which are White males though, so who cares, right?). However, some people have claimed Amish do vaccinate their kids, which would indicate it isn’t mainly vaccines causing autism but some other environmental factor. Perhaps plastics.

I would argue that all of our problems, including the racial ones, can be traced back to a separation from the natural order, and the autism issue makes this obvious.