Guys, you’re not going to believe this one: the Jews are outraged. And they are demanding an apology.

The Hill:

Jewish Democrats slammed an NPR interviewer Wednesday for asking whether Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) had dual citizenship with Israel on-air.

The National Jewish Democratic Council (NJDC) criticized broadcaster Diane Rehm for her “indefensible” questioning in a statement.

Muffugguh ah be hit da goyim if da goyim be assen too many dem quessens.

“It is appalling that in today’s age, a longtime Jewish elected official would face implications that he splits his loyalty between the United States and Israel for no other reason that his religion,” said Greg Rosenbaum, chair of the NJDC’s board of directors.

“This anti-Semitic canard of dual loyalty has persisted for decades, particularly about American Jews in public service,” he said.

“To directly ask, as Diane Rehm did, if there are members of Congress who hold dual citizenship with Israel is unbelievably offensive and completely indefensible,” Rosenbaum added of Sanders, a 2016 Democratic presidential candidate.

“There are no legitimate sources that claim that Sen. Sanders holds Israeli citizenship, and if Diane Rehm was citing one of the many dark, anti-Semitic corners of the Internet as her source, we have grave doubts as to her journalistic credentials.”

Thas right muffugguh, he a goo boy dindu nuffin. Yall be rassiss.

The NJDC also took issue with Rehm’s apology for her exchange with Sanders earlier Wednesday.

“Ms. Rehm’s subsequent statement that she is glad to have been able to put this ‘rumor’ to rest is no apology at all,” Rosenbaum said.

Haha. “Bowing isn’t good enough, goyim! Get down on your knees!”

This is obviously stupid. All Jews are de facto citizens of Israel, so the question has no meaning. And all Jews are loyal to Jews above goyim, as is constantly evidenced by absolutely everything they do – including attacking an NPR host for asking a question about their loyalty.

A Jew writer for the Washington Post named Richard Cohen has written an opinion editorial crying about a fictional book called “Look Who’s Back” that in his mind trivializes the Holocaust hoax.  How can you trivialize something when it never happened you silly Jew?  Please explain that one to me.  There is no proof of shower room gassings, Jew soapings or Jew lampshadings.  What’s your proof?  Schindler’s List or some other Jewish created fantasy movie?

Besides that, this is a book of fiction.  Apparently it is OK for Jews to associate fictional Hollywood Holocaust fantasies with reality but not the other way around.  Quite hypocritical of you Jew.

Cohen’s piece is full of tear shedding.  Here’s some of them if you want to laugh.  He’s literally crying about a fictional account of Hitler and the 60 trillion Jewish victims.  It is comical that this Jew wants us to take him seriously.

Washington Post:

“Look Who’s Back,” the Timur Vermes book on which this is based, was a huge bestseller in Germany. In America, it has been politely if not extravagantly reviewed. Here and there a grumpy critic has wondered about the propriety of a book in which Hitler speaks in the first person and we get into the mind of a man whose name is synonymous with evil. Hitler, however, does not think; he spouts and erupts — a walking placard. He’s a bore.

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A book such as this risks being accused of trivializing Hitler. After all, the fictional Hitler is something of a buffoon and at times is oddly empathetic to some of his colleagues. No doubt, he is being trivialized, as has been Auschwitz, where tourists now take selfies . Rock concerts are held nearby. In this way, the present thoughtlessly insults the past.

But where Vermes goes wrong is in his focus. It’s entirely on Hitler and the Germany that accepts him in his reincarnated state. Missing are Hitler’s victims — their deaths by the millions, their suffering. I understand what Vermes set out to do, and I happen to think that humor is its own justification. But by bringing the camera in so tight, we cannot see over Hitler’s shoulder. Behind him is a Holocaust that for some people consumed faith itself.

What these goyim failed to understand is that jokes about Hitler can not only lead to infinite hurt feelings, they can also lead to millions of Jews being turned into lampshades on purpose.

Jewish Chronicle:

A proposed boycott by Cornish Jews has led a village to defer indefinitely its plan to erect a sign naming a local park “Hitlers Walk”.

The title was originally created by Mevagissey residents in the 1930s in reference to despotic local councillor Wright Harris, but the park sign was removed in 2005 following objections.

Councillors asked for it to be restored in the week after Holocaust Memorial Day but have backed down after local Jews, who also had the support of a Church of England bishop, called for a boycott to shun the fishing village.

Harvey Kurzfield, chairperson of the Cornish Jewish community, welcomed Sunday’s decision, which he said allowed both sides to emerge from the conflict satisfied.

“I’m very pleased. Hopefully that’ll put an end to it. After they discussed it properly they made the decision they had to, because it wouldn’t have just offended Jews, but others too.

“The council showed a common sense approach to something that could have been quite unpleasant. I would think that it is now scrapped, but this means the council can withdraw with dignity.”

Mr Kurzfield also praised the “tremendous” support shown by the non-Jewish community of Cornwall, particularly from Rev Tim Thornton, the Bishop of Truro.

After endless crying and sobbing from Jews about the possibility that Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf would be allowed to circulate freely in Germany, a group of Justice ministers betrayed their own people and agreed to extend the ban.

This action could backfire as it is completely ridiculous to maintain a ban on a book that was written roughly 90 years ago.  This is especially true considering the book’s historical significance.  This renewed ban may actually result in a larger number of people reading its contents.

From AFP:

Germany wants to uphold an effective post-war ban on the publication of Adolf Hitler’s manifesto “Mein Kampf” after its copyright comes up for grabs at the end of next year, officials said on Thursday.

Justice ministers from the 16 German regional states agreed that reprints of the 1924 book in which Hitler railed against the “Jewish peril” should still be prevented beyond the rights’ expiry date.

Knesset Speaker Yuli Edelstein said today that the reason he didn’t sanction a Christmas tree in front of the Israeli government headquarters was not because Jews hate Christians, but because Christians hate Jews and are planning to kill them all for no reason.

From Israel National News:

Last week, MK Hana Sweid (Hadash), born to a Christian Arab family, formally requested that a Christmas tree be set up in the Knesset as a symbol of Israel’s consideration for its Christian citizens, and the country’s appreciation of its ties to the Christian world. In a letter to Edelstein, Sweid said that the installation of a tree would show that the Knesset would not tolerate so-called “price tag” attacks, in which Jewish nationalists are accused of marring mosques and other non-Jewish institutions and symbols after Israelis undergo terror attacks.

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Speaking to Israel Radio Thursday, Edelstein explained that he valued Israel’s Christian citizens and did not mean to offend anyone. However, he said, the Christmas tree, like other Christian symbols, brought back bad memories for Jews, and as the Jewish state, Israel needed to ensure that its Jewish citizens were not subject to displays that would hurt their emotions.

“These symbols remind many Jews of how their ancestors were persecuted in Europe by Christians,” Edelstein said. “There are many other ways for the state to pay tribute to its Christian citizens.”

It’s understandable.  It’s not like in America, a Christian nation, Jews are putting up a gigantic menorah on the lawn of the White House or something, while telling us, in our own country, that it is against the law to show Christian symbols.