Comedian Jerry Seinfeld has been generally less offensive to me than most Jews. I think his eponymous sitcom was very funny in that it really sought to explore Jewish neurosis, and I’ve found his commentary on political and social issues to be poignant and minimally Jewish.

In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter conducted by Jew Seth Abramovitch, Seinfeld said that he thinks Dave Chappelle’s comments on Saturday Night Live over the weekend call for an open conversation between the Jews and non-Jews.

I was just watching Jon Stewart and Colbert, two of my favorite comedians, debate the Dave Chappelle SNL monologue. And I’m just curious where you fall on it. Did you find it funny?

I did think the comedy was well-executed, but I think the subject matter calls for a conversation that I don’t think I’d want to have in this venue.

But it made you uncomfortable. 

It provokes a conversation which hopefully is productive.

And is that the kind of conversation you would have with Dave? Because you seem to have a close relationship with him. 

I don’t have a close relationship with him. We’re friends and it’s not a close relationship.

This is good. For the entire decade that I’ve been a public figure, I’ve been calling for an open conversation with the Jews.

A conversation is explicitly what Ye has been calling for. Ye was silenced, his money was stripped from him, and the Jews said that there was zero chance that there will ever be any conversation about the abuses of the Jews. It was in fact shocking that the Jews simply said “shut up, you’re not allowed to talk about this, we’re taking your money.”

After the death of George Floyd, the entire Jew media was telling us that we were going to have a “conversation.”

A global conversation about race.

"Most of the new survey’s interviews were completed before the death of George Floyd touched off nationwide protests and a global conversation about race and police brutality…"

Americans are the unhappiest they've been since 1972, poll finds. https://t.co/rMAb86kPOw

— Wilson Dizard (@willdizard) June 16, 2020

Ye wants to have a global conversation about the Jew race.

We need a hard conversation so we can begin to heal.

Just one week ago tonight 12 strangers went into a room to deliberate the fate of Derek Chauvin. Their bravery to make the right choice allows us to continue the hard conversations and begin to heal. Tonight we celebrate George Floyd and those 12 strangers. pic.twitter.com/yywI7NFtcL

— Don Lemon (@donlemon) April 26, 2021

Remember when that Indian bitch Nimrata Randhawa told us that she was going to make us feel pain, because whites are all collectively responsible for Big George?

We spent the last couple of days celebrating our son’s graduation. Tonight I turned on the news and am heartbroken. It’s important to understand that the death of George Floyd was personal and painful for many. In order to heal, it needs to be personal and painful for everyone.

— Nikki Haley (@NikkiHaley) May 30, 2020

White people have much less money per capita than the Jews. They have much less influence on society. Whites rarely make decisions that affect any public policy. Jews are the ones with the power, they are the ones making the decisions, but they are telling us that unlike whites, they are not a group, so they can’t ever be talked about. This is unacceptable.

Jews destroyed my life. They destroyed Ye’s life. We have a lot at stake here. We want to understand what is going on, and we need these Jews who control everything to explain it to us.

Here are some other topics of conversation:

• Jews are currently pushing us towards a world war to try to collapse the government of Russia for reasons that are entirely related to Jewish experience and Jewish geopolitical goals.
• Jews have used feminism to completely destroy the nuclear family, in line with stated Jewish goals about preventing “goyim” from opposing the Jewish agenda. (You can read about the Jewish plan to destroy the nuclear family in Theodor Adorno’s “The Authoritarian Personality.” They stated this agenda openly decades ago, and then they proceeded to do it.)
• Jews are pushing this concept of child trannies, and they are mutilating the genitals of our children as part of a strange ideology that Jews have refused to explain when asked about it.
• Jews are collapsing the global financial system. Most Jewish power comes from their money, and most Jewish money was obtained through underhanded means. FTX alone should be reason enough to talk about Jewish financial power.
• The Jews legalized and then normalized pornography. The entire pornography industry is entirely Jewish, and over 95% of American men are addicted to pornography. This is not in keeping with the Christian values our people traditionally hold.
• The Jews have a complete stranglehold on the news media, which they use to push their agenda. They use the apparatus of the media to silence anyone who opposes them.
• Jews have completely shut down freedom of speech in the West, something that is necessary for our societies to function. Jews are currently in the process of stripping us of the rest of our God-given rights, as they shape an entirely new society to reflect their own value system.

We need to discuss all of these things and much more.

It’s past time to have a conversation with and about the Jews. It’s time for Jews to listen.

Do you remember all those headlines they ran about whites? We need to have a situation where the word “white” is replaced with “Jew.”

If this Jewish answer to a demand for a conversation is “we will never owe the people we rule over anything because of the Holocaust,” then I’m sorry, Jews, but that simply is not acceptable. If your Holocaust did happen, then that’s I’m sure very unfortunate, but that has nothing at all to do with me or my life, while the power you hold in my country has completely transformed all of our lives in ways that are almost entirely negative.

We’re going to have a conversation, with or without you.

tfw the goyim are going way overboard with the Jew stuff and you can’t make jokes anymore.

The SJW golem are pushing the poz-train so fast that even yesterday’s subversive Jews are left in the dust, considered regressive relics of a bygone era.

At this rate, within a few years, Sarah Silverman and Amy Schumer will be widely condemned as Nazis for their socially conservative worldviews and politically incorrect jokes.

God help us.

Eater:

Like Phil Rosenthal, Jerry Seinfeld is another wildly successful sitcom creator who has a show on Netflix where he eats meals with his friends, but unfortunately, his TV endeavor lacks the warmth of Somebody Feed Phil. The latest season of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee features several moments where perfectly pleasant conversations are undermined by tone-deaf remarks that indicate just how out of touch Seinfeld is with the rest of the world.

“What I like the most about the Harvey Weinstein story is how perfectly cast he is in the role,” Seinfeld says casually to Dana Carvey, seemingly forgetting how many people were hurt by the Hollywood mogul. “The look, the voice, the name, the weight. If he walks in the office you go, ‘You got it, you got the part… It’s perfection.’”

That’s… That’s actually a pretty funny joke.

The joke is that you’d expect a fat, ugly Jew to be molesting shiksas. Of course.

Oh, but you can’t make fun of dirty kike Weinstein, because… It might offend his victims or whatever.

Later in this episode, at a music store, Seinfeld stops Carvey from playing his guitar to say, “Why do I feel like a girl and you’re hitting on me? I just feel so uncomfortable right now. You’re looking me right in the eye and you’re playing a guitar. This is gay — we’re gay.”

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Ascribing particular behavior patterns to homos. VERY politically incorrect in the current year +3.

Doesn’t Seinfeld know that gays are just like everyone else?

In a later episode, Seinfeld also interrupts another one of his straight friends to tell him that he’s picking up gay vibes. “The waves of gayness that wash through you from time to time are amazing,” Seinfeld says to Alec Baldwin, in the middle of their meal. “You’re like one of the last men; you really have a manliness about you. But every once in a while, there’s like a vanilla-fudge marbling of homosexuality, just a ribbon of it, that flashes through.”

Making jokes about gays was alright in the 90s when he had his sitcom.

But now it’s a BIG no no.

Gays can only be flawless, exemplary individuals with deep personalities and rich backstories.

And in the Tracy Morgan episode, Seinfeld is perplexed when the server, a woman named Caritza, introduces herself at the start of their meal. He turns to Tracy and says, “Caritza? That’s unusual. You ever heard that name before? Why do people keep making up names?”

Oosh!

That’s bad.

Making fun of an immigrant’s name? Why not sign up to work for ICE, while he’s at it?

It’s all pretty mild stuff, obviously. Seinfeld was never really an edgy comedian. But in 2018, if you’re not pushing hardcore communism, you’re “out of touch.”

So these completely humorless windbags are whining about his show, signaling their virtuous adherence to victimhood dogma.

The Jews obviously never thought their program to brainwash the goyim through. I doubt any of them foresaw that cultural Marxism would one day be used to censor their own people. Using humor to ridicule society is, after all, one of the Jew’s fundamental drive.

Yet the new PC culture means that there is only one possible target for ridicule: the straight White male. Anything beyond that is simply not permitted.

Norm MacDonald has had his career sabotaged by Jews. Because he wouldn’t play ball on Saturday Night Live.

He was then blacklisted.

But he really is the only funny guy left.

Because comedy has to have some element of transgressiveness, or it just isn’t funny. Or at least, it has to be able to comment on reality and the problems with it – and you’re not allowed to do that either.

You just have to I guess talk about Trump’s hair now.

Sex jokes have become too confusing to even make at this point. Jimmy Kimmel just had to apologize for calling Sean Hannity a fag. I can’t really think of any classic line of sex jokes which could work in 2018.

You can I guess make fun of the masculinity of white men. Like on that Big Bang show. But I think that’s all that’s left.

Even the Jew Jerry Seinfeld is saying he can’t really make jokes anymore.

That clip is from 2015.

It’s a helluva lot worse now.

He would have had to apologize for those jokes today.

People are just giving up.

The Jews are complaining that other Jews don’t get this Jew joke that Jerry Seinfeld told on the Norm MacDonald show. He said that the joke was funny because only Jewish people would get it. I am of course so infatuated with the Jews, that I get it, which might be a bad thing or might be a good thing. The joke here might actually be that Nazis get the joke.

You can watch the clip, or I will paraphrase it (rather than type the transcript directly, because that is how jokes work in real life) is:

One gentile businessman sees another gentile businessman on the street and asks him “how’s business” and the other gentile businessman replies “great!”

To me it was immediately obvious, but the Jewish Daily Forward is flipping out because Jews don’t get this joke (and that implies they are assimilating).

If Jews can’t understand a Jerry Seinfeld “Jew-joke,” what have these thousands of years of struggle been for?

During “Norm Macdonald Live!” this week, a segment that surely will be the topic of many a millennial Jew’s future dissertation featured Seinfeld telling what he calls “the greatest Jew joke I’ve ever heard” while insisting that non-Jews won’t get it — which he says is “part of the joke.”

Watch the clip without reading the comments. Pretend it’s Yom Kippur, take a good look inside yourself and be honest: Do you get it?

Seinfeld insists that if “you’re young… you might not get it.” We asked Forward staffers under the age of 30 if they “got it.” Here’s what they said:

Jenny (Me): I’m so Jewish that before I go through security at Ben Gurion I have to rehearse my list of prior trips to Israel so I don’t seem like a liar, and I still didn’t get this joke. I would say the real joke here is that this has caused me anxiety about my Jewish identity.

Erica (News Intern): So the joke assumes that no Jewish businessman would simply answer “Great!” when asked how’s business doing — they would launch into a full rant.

Steven (Opinion Fellow): Clearly, only gentile business owners would be like, “Oh, business is going great!” If they were Jewish there would be something to complain about. At least that was my interpretation.

Laura (Contributing Network Editor): Yes — the joke is, everyone in business is Jewish so you have to specify when they’re not (***Editor’s note: This is not the joke.)

Jeff (Social Media Editor): No entiendo.

Talya (Culture Fellow): The point of the joke is, of course, that no Jew would ever respond to the question “How’s business?” with the bland, impersonal term “great”; they would respond with a list of complaints that, if left uninterrupted, might continue into eternity. It’s a joke about Jewish humor, and it’s a joke about Jews.

Aiden (Swing Editor): The joke is that when asked, “How’s business?” the Christian says, “It’s great!” A Jew would never say, “Business is great!” He or she would complain instead.

Jesse (News Intern): It’s the perfect Jewish joke. My dad has been telling this one for years. Succinct, and just for us.

George (Social Media Intern): I didn’t get it.

Michael (Opinion Intern [not Jewish]): I didn’t get it, and it scared me.

Okay, sure, sure, but once you got it, did you think it was funny?

Aiden: Yes, I thought it was very funny. I literally laughed out loud. I mean, the joke itself is good-but-not-great, but Seinfeld really sold it.

George: Once I [understood,] it was funny, relying on old-school Jewish humor/dark humor that might not be so popular with Jews these days, which is why I missed it.

Laura: Like a solid 2.5/10. It’s a great joke for JINOs (Jews in Name Only) to feel great for understanding.

Jesse: It’s funny the way, like, “Orange you glad you didn’t say banana!” is funny. I’ve heard it so many times, it’s just funny for its familiarity at this point, I think.

Steven: I found it pretty weak.

Talya: This millennial Jew thinks Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner told 20 funnier Jewish jokes in the first 10 minutes of “The 2000 Year Old Man.”

Erica: The joke is threadbare and the video was so awkward! I honestly cringed at this video because it was so unfunny.

Michael: Eh, not really. But I don’t think Seinfeld is that funny anyway.

Jeff: Yes — my friend Michael here insulted Jerry Seinfeld, and I can’t stand for that.

The joke, as some of these Jews knew, is that a Jew would start whining about everything that is wrong with his life as soon as he was asked anything.

And it is kind of funny. Especially with Seinfeld’s long intro about how only Jews would get it, which was actually part of the joke.

I have always said that the only actually funny Jew comedians are Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld writer Larry David and Woody Allen because they are “Jew comedians” in the sense that they make explicitly Jew comedy. That is, they mock the neurotic nature of Jews. The obsessive nature of these people, that has developed over millenia of inbreeding and selectively outbreeding only for the most specific gross human traits.

But the fact that I get a joke that other Jews don’t get is disturbing to me.

I’ve been doing this for too long, and I’ve gone too deep.

And that might be the funniest part of all of this.

Anyway, the goy in the room, Norm, calling the other Jew a Holocaust denier was the funniest part of the clip. And making the two Jews laugh at that joke made it that much funnier.

It’s funny to see Norm back. He was a super-funny guy, and he got fired and blacklisted by the Jew Loren Michaels, showrunner of Saturday Night Live, because he wouldn’t quit talking about OJ Simpson and Bill Clinton being murderers.

New media has brought him back, and though I haven’t watched his video podcast that this clip is from, I imagine it’s probably sort of funny.