Trump Wins the Election… Against Jeff Sessions!
America and all of Western civilization might collapse because Donald Trump can’t figure out how to run a presidential campaign, but the good news is that come next year, when…
Jeff Sessions Running for Senate AGAIN in Alabama
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer November 10, 2019 This is a crucial time in our nation's history. The left has become unhinged and they are threatening the very things that make…
Emperor Trump: “I Don’t Have an Attorney General”
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer September 19, 2018 Listening to Mika read Donald Trump is very enjoyable. She should start releasing audio versions of herself reading entire Trump speeches. I think…
Trump About to Start Revoking Citizenship of Filthy Invaders
Adrian Sol Daily Stormer July 23, 2018 If it goes to court, you must deport. Yeah, sure, illegal invaders are a problem. They’re bringing crime, they’re bringing drugs, they’re rapists.…
Anti-Trump Conspirator Escorted from FBI Building as Reverse-Investigation Heats Up!
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer June 20, 2018 At long last, we are investigating the investigators. And conspirator Peter Strzok is the first casualty. You would have thought this guy had…
Finally, Sessions Does Something: Calls for Reinstatement of SLAVERY!
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer June 15, 2018 Finally, Jeff Sessions is getting hardcore and… no wait, gosh darn it. I read that headline wrong. Fugg. Washington Post: Attorney General Jeff…
Yes, This is All Jeff Sessions’ Fault
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer June 5, 2018 The Russian Witch Hunt Hoax continues, all because Jeff Sessions didn’t tell me he was going to recuse himself…I would have quickly picked…
Sessions: “American Bullets are Seeking Asylum Inside Honduran Skulls”
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer May 1, 2018 The scene rn at the border, which Sessions has described as “righteous.” That’s not a real Jeff Sessions quote in the headline. I…
Deportation Judges Will Now Face Minimum Performance Quotas
Adrian Sol Daily Stormer April 4, 2018 Careful there, Jeff. You might break your “do absolutely nothing” streak at this rate. Right now, the biggest bottleneck in the deportation process…
Do-Nothing Jeff Does a Thing: Directs Prosecutors to Start KILLING Drug Dealers!
Andrew Anglin Daily Stormer March 21, 2018 See, Jeff. It didn’t kill you. You did a thing and you’re still fine. Washington Examiner: Attorney General Jeff Sessions is encouraging all…