You’re not allowed to post pictures of Jabba the Hutt.

That’s been a rule since forever.

The Guardian:

A former Queensland Labor MP has been ordered to pay more than $150,000 for making Facebook posts depicting a lobby group CEO as Jabba the Hutt.

Rob Pyne, now a Cairns councillor, was the MP for Cairns from 2015 until 2017.

District court judge Dean Morzone found Pyne and another north Queenslander, Lyn Elizabeth O’Connor, had defamed Greg Hallam, the former CEO of the Local Government Association of Queensland (LGAQ), by implying he was “corrupt”.

Morzone awarded Hallam more than $500,000 dollars in damages, with O’Connor and Pyne ordered to pay $346,131 and $157,261 respectively.

That’s over 300K US dollars.

In a Facebook post from June 2017, Pyne wrote a message thanking those who supported a Queensland Icac and criticising “those in power”. The post included a meme of the character Jabba the Hutt, from Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.

Pyne was elected as MP of Cairns in 2015, becoming Queensland’s first ever quadriplegic politician, but resigned from the Labor party in 2016.

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Morzone found that, though Pyne’s posts do not name Hallam, the image featuring Jabba the Hut was “likely to be read and understood by the ordinary reasonable reader to refer to the plaintiff” because he “exhibited similar physical features” to the fictional character.

“The plaintiff’s physical appearance, including his obesity was publicly recognisable,” the judgment reads.

I can see the resemblance

Three witnesses told the court they understood the publication as referring to Hallam.

In late August, Pyne made another post including a complaint about corruption where he called for a state election.

Pyne stood as an independent at the November 2017 state election but was defeated.

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Hallam and others told the court he had suffered a significant decline in his mental health due to the “online harassment” by the two defendants. He suffered “insomnia, agitation, irritability, and severe nightmares” as a result of the posts and had an “emotional breakdown” while reading legal documents in Ireland, he said. He was later diagnosed with a psychiatric condition.

“He made claims of significant weight gain and increased alcohol consumption, although these are difficult to gauge against a background of his pre-existing obesity and drinking habits,” Morzone ruled.

Pyne’s four defamatory posts were published online from 21 June to 23 August 2017. They were deleted in 2018.

O’Connor’s 36 defamatory posts were made between 10 June 2017 and 9 December 2019.

The court found Pyne “has never apologised” to Hallam.

Hallam was awarded aggravated damages.

There’s only one Jabba. Except, I guess the rest of the Hutts are sort of like Jabba.

But you can’t say that.

It’s been a rule since forever.

They take defamation very seriously in Australia

This story immediately raises a lot of questions. Firstly, how hard could it have been to capture this guy? It’s not like he was on the move at all times – because otherwise he wouldn’t be so fat. Clearly, the nibba was just sitting in the same place for like 5 years in a row.

Congrats on “catching” him, I guess.

RT:

A top ISIS leader dubbed ‘Jabba the Hutt’ has been captured in Mosul – but proved so obese that removing him from his bolthole required the assistance of a truck, drawing a deluge of memes and jokes at his expense on social media.

Shifa Al-Nima, also known as Abu Abdul-Bari, was seized by an Iraqi SWAT team in western Mosul on Thursday, with security forces saying he was responsible for a fatwa to bomb the city’s Mosque of Prophet Yunus (Jonah). The historic religious site was destroyed by Islamic State (IS, formerly ISIS) in 2014 after they took over Mosul.

Jabba the Hutt is OK as far as a nickname goes. But clearly, we could have done a lot better with this. Someone dropped the ball here. And while the “Big Chungus” meme has always struck me as forced and gay, I gotta admit that if there was ever a situation to use it – well, this would be it.

Alternatively, “Big Nibba” could be brought back and re-dubbed “Big ISIS Nibba” or something like that. Although, the OG Big Nibba might be dead now from obesity, and we can’t be caught disrespectin’ when we memeing.

Calling the ISIS mufti Jabba the Hutt instead of Big Chungus or Big Nibba is clearly a missed opportunity.

They also said the preacher issued fatwas for the execution of scholars and clerics who refused to pledge allegiance to ISIS, and incited people against the security forces. The hefty mufti reportedly weighed around 300lbs at the time of his capture – and was so heavy that he couldn’t be taken away by car, and instead had to be loaded into the back of a flat-bed truck. 

Issuing “fat-was” indeed.

Puns aside, this gargantuan nibba was clearly just shitposting on WhatsApp and Twitter with his ISIS friends for 5 years straight – ordering people’s deaths in-between snack sessions. In other words, this monster of a man was just a NEET with an internet following who didn’t have to face internet censorship.

Never forget: ISIS has literally been allowed to get away with everything since the moment that the Jews created it and the CIA started sending cash their way. Starving Islamic nomad-warriors in the desert?

Nah, more like fat shitposting glowniggers propped up by the Jews.

Cocaine was the fuel behind Princess Leia’s acting performances in the original Star Wars trilogy.

Princess Leia was a habitual cocaine and drug user. She admitted this several years ago but was believed to have sobered up in her final years.

It turns out that this was not true. She was actually snorting cocaine and doing drugs right up until her death late last year!

AP:

Carrie Fisher’s autopsy report shows the actress had cocaine in her system when she fell ill on a plane last year, but investigators could not determine what impact the cocaine and other drugs found in her system had on her death.

The report released Monday states Fisher may have taken cocaine three days before the Dec. 23 flight on which she became ill. She died four days later.

It also found traces of heroin, other opiates and MDMA, which is also known as ecstasy, but that they could not determine when Fisher had taken those drugs. The findings were based on toxicology screenings done on samples taken when the “Star Wars” actress arrived at a Los Angeles hospital.

John Belushi who was one of the entertainment industry’s biggest drug abusers once told her that she had a cocaine problem. If someone like that tells you that you have a drug problem, it is safe to say that you have a drug problem. Unfortunately for her, she did not follow Mr. Belushi’s warnings based on what we see in the autopsy report.

Princess Leia shown above after four decades of cocaine and drug abuse!

So what would possess a woman like Princess Leia to snort so much cocaine? Was it tainted genetics from her Jewish father Eddie Fisher? Or was she permanently traumatized after getting enslaved and raped by Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi?

These are questions that will be pondered for many years to come. One thing is for sure, Princess Leia will go down in history as one of the world’s most prolific cocaine abusers of all time. Four decades of continual cocaine abuse is pretty impressive but for all of the wrong reasons!

A rejection of Merkel’s sickening satan stratagem to destroy Europe!

AFP:

Germany’s anti-Islam PEGIDA movement took nearly 10 percent of the vote in mayoral elections in its eastern stronghold of Dresden Sunday, a better-than-expected result for a group whose weekly demonstrations have steadily dwindled.

In what was PEGIDA’s first appearance at the ballot box, candidate Tatjana Festerling came fourth in the city’s polls, sparked after the conservative mayor resigned for health reasons, with 9.6 percent of the vote.

The only opinion poll published ahead of the election, by the Technical University of Dresden, had predicted she would secure between just one and two percent of votes.

The surprisingly strong showing is likely to be hailed as a success by PEGIDA, which stands for “Patriotic Europeans Against the Islamisation of the Occident” and at its height brought up to 25,000 people onto the streets of Dresden.

BOOM!

Eat that you fat bitch!

Swallow it whole like you do little furry creatures!

Today in world happenings, a deranged African tribesman traveled to the base of intergalactic people-smuggler Jabba the Hutt and was welcomed warmly by confused denizens as he gave a speech wherein no single word he mumbled had any trace of potential relevance.

What was known as the G8 from 1998 to 2014 is now once again known as the G7 after the nation of Russia was kicked out for allegedly gassing trillions of Ewoks on the forest moon of Endor following an inexplicable border dispute masterminded by filthy kikes.

The Group of 7 is expected to be discussing important issues such as how to bring more Africans into Europe, how to rebuild the Death Star and how to encourage small boys to demand their own penises be chopped off.

They will also discuss Obi Won Putin gassing all these furries as well as how to stop Greek communist from bringing the whole world economy to its knees through hilarious trolling of international Jew bankers.

Millions of Stromtroopers are on hand to immediately beat to death anyone who questions these densely important geopolitical operations.

Writing this story appears to have given me some type of chronic fatigue disorder.  I will sleep now and go see the surgeon tomorrow.