Class Action Suit Against Apple Over Dangerous Stupid Watches
Buy a Swiss watch or buy a joke watch. Don’t buy a “smart watch.” This shit is gay. You don’t need meeting reminders or news updates on your watch, you…
Confusion Mounts Over Lack of an iPhone 9…
falling man isolated on white background This is the kind of drivel that people are putting on the internet these days, and it just makes me sick. BGR: The ongoing…
Daily Reminder: There was Never an iPhone 9
I just wanted to take the time to give everyone a daily reminder that there was never an iPhone 9. The “iPhone X” was released after the iPhone 8. They…
HOLY MOLY: iPhone 12 has Flat Sides!!!!!11
Apple had an event unveiling the iPhone 12 on Tuesday. We were all left remembering that there was no iPhone 9, and thinking about how gross and gimmicky it was…
Report: Chinese Think They Would Keep More Pride If TikTok US was Shut Down Rather Than Force-Sold
“China knowing the last thing that random teenage sluts from the internet copied to the clipboard on their iPhone is a grave threat to American security.” -Mike Pompeo I said…
Rim Cook Bans Xbox Games from iPhone – Is There Any Reason to Own an iPhone Anymore?
Apple CEO and vicious, bloodsucking homosexual “Rim Cook” took over the company following the death of Steve Jobs in 2011. Nearly a decade after his death, there is virtually nothing…
Apple Approaching $2 Trillion in Value, Up 50% This Year
Well, I’m sure it’s worth every penny somehow. ABC News: Early in 2020, Apple appeared to be caught in a horrible bind. The initial spread of the novel coronavirus shut…
Android and iPhone Users Report “Coronavirus Tracker” Installed Without Their Consent
After taking away all of your rights and forcing you to stay home for months, the government wouldn’t be especially concerned about asking for your “consent” in order to install…
Apple’s Siri is an Anti-White Racist
“Siri” is a “voice assistant” from Apple. A voice assistant is a computer program that men employ to talk dirty to them while they are masturbating, an activity which many…
DO NOT Install the New iPhone Update Without Reading This!
HEY – BEFORE YOU DOWNLOAD THE NEW APPLE OPERATING SYSTEM (13.5) READ THIS: YOUR PHONE WILL BECOME AN AUTOMATED CONTACT TRACER. (Yes, you have to opt in. Once.) https://t.co/YbzVefnIXX pic.twitter.com/NsZHEi5pXG…