Florida: Federal Judge Bans State from Banning Child Mutilation
It’s unconstitutional to not cut your son’s dick off. That’s the law. The Post Millennial: On Tuesday, a federal judge struck down a law from Florida that bars minors from…
Canadian Cancer Society Apologizes for Saying “Cervix” Instead of “Front Hole”
How is this real? I thought the “front hole” thing was a joke Anglin made up. TNC News: On a web page dedicated to cervical cancer, the Canadian Cancer Society…
Taiwan: Court Lets Woman Legally Identify as a Man for the First Time Ever
Welp. This is good for the reunification movement! 4W: Yesterday morning, the Taipei High Administrative Court announced that a female plaintiff, who sued the Department of Household Registration for denying…
Back in My Day, Preschools Didn’t Teach Man-on-Man Anal to 4-Year-Olds
The NGO that makes these programs, LGBT Youth UK, is entirely staffed by women, homosexuals, and trannies. Adult homosexuals are preying on very little kids in government schools and no…
Pennsylvania: Man Decapitates Father, Declares Himself Leader of the Militias, Calls for Violent Uprising, Gets Arrested
Wew lads. Justin Mohn, a 32-year-old Pennsylvania man, decapitated his 68-year-old father, who he believed to be a federal agent, and declared himself leader of the American revolution. In a…
UK: Science Museum Puts Tranny Exhibit Back on Display
When I was a kid, the science museum taught you about the magic of electricity. These days, they teach you to chop off your dick or breasts, depending on your…
UK: Police Investigate “Gang Rape” in the Metaverse
We have multiverse rape. So of course we need Metaverse rape as well. I am personally considering becoming a legal scholar of theoretical and virtual rape law. My business cards…
UK: Survey Says People Who Strictly Respected Lockdown Rules are More Likely to be Crazy Now
No one could have predicted this. The Guardian: People who stuck by Covid lockdown rules the most strictly have the worst mental health today, research has found. Those who followed…
Colorado: Catholic Preschools Banned from Funding Over Anti-Anal Policies Sue State
You gotta have anal at the pre-school. Parents are often uncomfortable speaking to their 5-year-old sons about how to get fucked up the ass. So the school has to teach…
Coffee Chain has Zero Regrets About Celebrating Girls Chopping Their Tits Off
Is it a good thing for girls to chop their tits off? Why would that be a good thing? Shouldn’t we be offering mental health services to these people, instead…