Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
Here we rest. Nearly a year ago to the day, on October 7th of 2023, Palestinian resistance group Hamas made an unprecedented incursion into Israel, taking many hostages and ostensibly…
Ask Anglin: “Why Won’t My Mother Let Me Get a Wipe-Down From the Hot Nurse?”
A troubled young lad was at the hospital, and put an interesting question to me. I believe many of you probably don’t know the answer to this question, so I…
Seditious Traitor Trump Calls for Flooding America With Anyone Who is Not a Murderer
Trump says legal immigration is needed to replace the native population: “We’re going to let a lot of people come in because we need more people, especially with AI coming…”…
Taking the 2024 Election Seriously Makes You Look Stupid and Delusional
Regrettably, I have no spiritual enlightenment to share this Sunday. Perhaps, the message of “don’t vote, stop pretending this election is real” is a bit spiritually uplifting, as if you…
I’m Going to Sleep for Like 15 Hours and Then Quadruple Down on “Aim for the Ear” Theory
Discrete Announcement: The Sam Hyde shooter meme has not been funny for a long time now. Currently, the hottest new meme is when something happens you say “aim for the…
The US Government is a Criminal Gang With No Legitimate Authority to Rule the American People
The US government is a totally illegitimate authority. It’s rather obvious that the people funding the slaughter in Gaza have no moral authority, but it needs to be understood that…
Celebrating the Hunter Biden Gun Conviction Legitimizes an Illegitimate System
Sometimes, when I think something is really stupid, I just write a joke article, basically assuming the reader is inside my head and understands why I think the thing is…
Despite Death Threats, I Will Never Abandon Frampton
I receive death threats daily as a result of my steadfast support for Peter Frampton. A lighter message from yesterday read: Anglin, either you abandon Frampton, or your readers are…
A Total Reevaluation of the 2024 Election
Due to extreme changes in the global and domestic situations, my views on the upcoming 2024 election have changed drastically in the last several months, it’s appropriate I give a…
After True Detective 4, The Hunt for the Great Woke Whale Continues
Since the dawn of ultra-politicized media over the last several years, I’ve become obsessed with the claim I’ve repeatedly made that there is no reason that media with political themes…