Blink-182’s New Album and the Hermeneutics of AI Suspicion
As a millennial, I felt some obligation to listen to the new Blink-182 album when it was released. Fascinatingly, I found some serious realizations about our dawning robot future while…
Proof That Bing Images is Adding Words to Prompts to Make Your Images Interracial
This nigga be reppin the Chinese in a Russa? Y’all be trippin. We’ve been going through the issues surrounding AI here during Illness Revelations: AI Week Blitz. Actually, we haven’t…
Amidst Stalling AI Week, Anglin Begs for Aid, Claiming He Will Drill a Hole in His Skull
Reprinted from the Associated Press without permission. Amidst a slow start of he much ballyhooed “AI Week Blitz,” anti-Semitic child marriage advocate and Daily Stormer publisher Andrew Anglin has begun…
Elon Names AI After Worst Heinlein Book of All
As I’ve aged, my resentment for Robert Heinlein has simply grown, even as I developed a kind of affection for Jew Isaac Asimov’s stilted and autistic prose*. I went through…
AI Week BLITZ: Why Don’t Captchas Ask Which Hands Have the Right Number of Fingers?
The worst part about all of this is that when the robots destroy everything, they are going to be blasting Radiohead. It’s the fourth Tuesday of Illness Revelations, and you…
WARNING: Reality May be Collapsing (Special “Illness Revelations: AI Week Blitz” Preview)
Taste the freedom I find it advisable to warn you, dear reader, that reality could be collapsing. You might say: “Well of course you’d say that, Anglin! You have a…
On the Deeply Personal Nature of My Agenda to Abolish the Age of Consent
“Here’s a 5 story photo of an orgy. Also, if you pay a girl for a blowjob, you’re going to prison – unless you film it and post it on…
Watch: American Boomer Shoots at Global Warmers Blocking Highway in Panama, Kills Two
🔞WARNING: DISTURBING FOOTAGE Two people taking part in an anti-government protest in Panama were shot dead on Tuesday by an unknown assailant, authorities said, aggravating social tension that has welled…
Fare Thee Well, John Wayne – There’s Nothing Left to Say
FILLER – CLEARLY MARKED – FILLER John Wayne was Irish, by the way. He was an Irishman. Clint Eastwood is only like a quarter, but John Wayne is confirmed majority…
Illness Revelations: AI Week Blitz Postponed, Pivoting to Filler, Very Personal Outrage About the Age of Consent
Well, it’s Tuesday and the AI Week BLITZ has not manifest, so it must be postponed until next week. In fact, I have to do some things in so-called “real…