Hunter Biden did nothing wrong and queero Republican’ts were just jealous of his monster cock and the fact he didn’t care about nothing.

Conservatives are all whiny faggots, all worried about everything, and Hunter cares less than a black teenager. He flies around the world smoking crack, banging hookers, and making millions of dollars.

Then these faggots started jumping on him for violating a gun form. The gun form is against the American Constitution, it can’t be illegal to violate it. The government can’t tell you that you’re not allowed to own a gun simply because you smoke crack.

RT:

Outgoing US President Joe Biden has pardoned his son, Hunter Biden, who was convicted this year of breaking federal laws when purchasing a gun.

In June, the younger Biden was convicted of three felony charges related to the purchase of a revolver in 2018. According to the prosecutors, he had lied in his gun-purchase paperwork that he was not addicted to or using illegal drugs. His sentencing was supposed to take place this month.

In a statement issued on Sunday evening, the president argued that his son was prosecuted “selectively and unfairly” because of his familial ties. He claimed that “people are almost never brought to trial on felony charges solely for how they filled out a gun form.” 

…

“No reasonable person who looks at the facts of Hunter’s cases can reach any other conclusion than Hunter was singled out only because he is my son – and that is wrong,” the president said. “In trying to break Hunter, they’ve tried to break me – and there’s no reason to believe it will stop here. Enough is enough.”

Hunter Biden was also an artistic genius who constantly filmed himself doing cool things, like smoking crack and having sex with hookers while holding a gun.

He basically made a new form of art with his documentation of his life.

He clearly wanted others to see this stuff, and to share the joy with him, which is why he was so reckless in letting it get distributed.

People should be thanking Hunter Biden, not blaming him for a stupid illegal form.

If I ever see Hunter Biden, I’m going to fist-bump him, and then when we part ways, I’m gonna do this:

And say “see you on the flip side, tom cat.”

Hunter Biden is an American hero.

Hunter Biden: Smoked crack and drove at 172 MPH once allegedly. Don Jr: Snorts 172 LPM (lines per minute) of cocaine and does 172 AQPS (air quotes per second) every day, and that’s just before breakfast. pic.twitter.com/n1NPYj06rU

— 😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 (@aintscarylarry) July 3, 2023

We have to ban Hunter Biden!

He’s just too damn cool!

New York Post:

Hunter Biden apparently filmed himself smoking crack behind the wheel of a car in 2018 — the same year he took a picture of himself driving 172 mph in a Porsche, according to thousands of newly uploaded photos from the first son’s abandoned laptop.

Biden, 53, is seen flashing what looks like a crack pipe and smoking it while driving through a residential neighborhood in Arlington, Virginia, on June 12, 2018, according to the photos uploaded by Marco Polo, a nonprofit firm headed by former Donald Trump aide Garrett Ziegler.

Less than two months later, he was seen racing to Las Vegas on August 1, when he took a snap of the car’s dashboard, revealing that he was going at least 172 mph.

The pictures were found on Biden’s infamous laptop, which also contained messages to multiple women waiting for him to arrive in Sin City for a hot tub party, the Daily Mail reported Sunday.

“I don’t have a bathing suit and I really really wanted to wear a cute bathing suit,” one woman named “Cheryl” wrote to President Biden’s troubled son. “But I don’t have any money to buy one so then I’m just going to have to be naked right?”

The Vegas party, however, appeared to be more than some of the women expected, with another writing: “Honestly babe the problem is you have too many girls there.”

She added: “I understand you like a lot of girls. That’s fine do one at a time.”

The conservative obsession with Hunter Biden is retarded.

It’s always “DID YOU HEAR HE SMOKES CRACK WITH HOOKERS AND DOES MANY OTHER EXCITING THINGS???”

Everyone heard.

No one cares.

People think it’s cool, actually.

There’s the other issue here of trying to hold Joe Biden accountable for the behavior of his son, who is in his fifties. On some level, yes, it is an issue that the government won’t press charges against him. But did anyone expect the FBI, a Democrat organization, to go after the son of the Democrat president? It doesn’t even make sense.

The real issue with Hunter Biden was Joe Biden’s involvement in pay-to-play schemes in the Ukraine and other places. However, that basically stopped being relevant as soon as January 6th happened, and conservatives were forced to accept the fake results of the 2020 election.

At this point – right now – the Democrats themselves appear to be trying to throw Biden under the bus, because they want him to have to step down in 2024 so they can replace him with Gavin Newsom (or maybe someone else they’ve got up their sleeve, but it seems like it would have to be Newsom).

This whole Hunter Biden Saga is representative of the basic desire to be scandalized. People like reading about the sex and drugs and other stuff, and then justifying their interest in it as having something to do with politics.

As we enter into the 2024 election cycle, the number one issue for Republican voters remains the same: nude photos of Hunter Biden.

In particular, Republicans want more and more nude photos of Hunter Biden.

New York Post:

A trove of photos from Hunter Biden’s infamous laptop that was published on a new website last week includes a litany of never-before-seen images depicting the first son’s former hard-partying ways — and family life.

The nearly 10,000-image catalog includes a perverse mix of family photographs and naked snapshots of himself in hotel rooms surrounded by drug paraphernalia and scantily clad women.

Several pictures capture the nude 53-year-old Hunter alongside a tattooed woman in bedazzled mesh lingerie.

Another shows him apparently naked behind a hotel desk with two mystery women — one who’s undressed and another lying in bed — chatting in the background.

In another, Biden, who admitted to struggling for years with an addiction to crack cocaine, holds up a marijuana vape pen to the camera lens.

The scandalous images were peppered with wholesome snapshots of his family, including several of his presidential father.

One shot of the future first couple show Joe Biden, wearing a blue and white striped button-down shirt, embracing his wife from behind.

The photographs — which were all taken between 2008 and 2019 — were published on BidenLaptopMedia.com last week after a former Trump White House aide spent months scanning the digital archive extracted from the first son’s notorious abandoned laptop.

Many have geographic coordinates attached, meaning Hunter took many of the photos in Cabo San Lucas, Kosovo, the Dominican Republic, China, London, Paris, and Belgrade in addition to the US.

Republicans are willing to vote for whoever will provide the most nude photos of Hunter Biden. They want to pour through these photos for several more years, and look for evidence of something shady.

Republicans are claiming that because he had sexual photos on the same device as family photos, that means he was having sex with his family members.

Republicans have not explained why you would have sex with your family members, and have not provided evidence that this occurred.

However, they have said that you should keep two separate photos and two separate laptops, one set for sex photos and one for family photos, and that failure to do so clearly indicates you are having sex with your family members, even if there are no photos of that.

They just need more photos to investigate.

I don’t really understand the Republican obsession with these Biden sex photos.

A much more important issue appears to be: how are these still being slowly leaked?

Why was the entire laptop never released in full?

Are there more emails, that might have to do with something more relevant that Hunter Biden’s sex life?

As we enter into the 2024 election cycle, the number one issue for Republican voters remains the same: nude photos of Hunter Biden.

In particular, Republicans want more and more nude photos of Hunter Biden.

New York Post:

A trove of photos from Hunter Biden’s infamous laptop that was published on a new website last week includes a litany of never-before-seen images depicting the first son’s former hard-partying ways — and family life.

The nearly 10,000-image catalog includes a perverse mix of family photographs and naked snapshots of himself in hotel rooms surrounded by drug paraphernalia and scantily clad women.

Several pictures capture the nude 53-year-old Hunter alongside a tattooed woman in bedazzled mesh lingerie.

Another shows him apparently naked behind a hotel desk with two mystery women — one who’s undressed and another lying in bed — chatting in the background.

In another, Biden, who admitted to struggling for years with an addiction to crack cocaine, holds up a marijuana vape pen to the camera lens.

The scandalous images were peppered with wholesome snapshots of his family, including several of his presidential father.

One shot of the future first couple show Joe Biden, wearing a blue and white striped button-down shirt, embracing his wife from behind.

The photographs — which were all taken between 2008 and 2019 — were published on BidenLaptopMedia.com last week after a former Trump White House aide spent months scanning the digital archive extracted from the first son’s notorious abandoned laptop.

Many have geographic coordinates attached, meaning Hunter took many of the photos in Cabo San Lucas, Kosovo, the Dominican Republic, China, London, Paris, and Belgrade in addition to the US.

Republicans are willing to vote for whoever will provide the most nude photos of Hunter Biden. They want to pore through these photos for several more years, and look for evidence of something shady.

Republicans are claiming that because he had sexual photos on the same device as family photos, that means he was having sex with his family members.

Republicans have not explained why you would have sex with your family members, and have not provided evidence that this occurred.

However, they have said that you should keep two separate photos and two separate laptops; one set for sex photos and one for family photos, and that failure to do so clearly indicates you are having sex with your family members, even if there are no photos of that.

They just need more photos to investigate.

I don’t really understand the Republican obsession with these Biden sex photos.

A much more important issue appears to be: how are these still being slowly leaked?

Why was the entire laptop never released in full?

Are there more emails, that might have to do with something more relevant that Hunter Biden’s sex life?

Related: Hunter Biden is the Masculine Ideal

I would join this.

I’m a big Hunter supporter.

I still don’t understand what he did wrong.

I guess he was too cool for square in the GOP?

New York Post:

Allies of Hunter Biden ​have held initial discussions about starting a legal defense fund to aid the first son as Republicans ramp up congressional investigations into his business relationships and the federal probe into his taxes continues, according to a report on Tuesday.

A collection of attorneys have been representing Hunter, 52, in recent years and new ones are being added as his team pursues fresh legal strategies — but the Biden scion has struggled to pay them all due to dwindling financial resources, the Washington Post reported.

It’s unclear exactly how much the first son owes in legal fees because some of the work has been treated as pro bono.

But others close to the situation say Hunter’s debt could reach into the millions of dollars — and that amount is expected to go up as the House GOP launches their probes.

President Biden’s son has no steady source of income, the report said, and the once-lucrative payouts from his foreign business relationships have dried up under continued public scrutiny.

The Post revealed Hunter Biden’s shady connections to Ukraine and China in a series of reports in October 2020.

While the first son is currently trying a career as an artist — reportedly selling one painting for $500,000 — other pieces of his artwork have not fetched nearly as much, the report said.

At the same time, some potential buyers have reneged on their purchases because of the congressional investigations and other potential blowback.

Rep. James Comer, the chairman of the House Oversight Committee, sent a letter last week to the SoHo gallery owner who exhibited Hunter Biden’s paintings seeking information about who purchased the art as part of his investigation into alleged influence peddling.

The gallery owner, Georges Berges, told The Post that the request for sales information should go through his lawyers, but took the time to gush about Hunter Biden’s artwork.

“His is a story of perseverance; Hunter’s story reflects what I believe is the beauty of humanity, judged not by the fall, but by having the strength to rise up, by having the character required to change and the courage to do i​t,” Berges told The Post about the recovering ​crack addict.

Of course, this is exactly what the GOP elite wants and it’s exactly what the Democrat elite wants: just keep talking about Hunter Biden.

In circles. Just keep talking about his dick and his crack habit.

The Hunter Biden story, the Biden classified documents scandal, and every other stupid attack on the Democrats is a gift to the GOP leadership and thereby a gift to the Democrats.

There is no possible way we are going to get anywhere with this leadership, and the dems know it. pic.twitter.com/hvDDDgffw2

— Andrew Anglin (@WorldWarWang) January 12, 2023

From the beginning, I disavowed the way conservatives were covering the story. Bannon’s Falun Gong guy posting all of those crack/sex videos made no sense, and actually made Joe Biden seem more sympathetic.

Whether or not Joe Biden’s son smokes crack with hookers is irrelevant.

— Andrew Anglin (@WorldWarWang) December 4, 2022

People on 4chan were going around like “look at this picture of Hunter Biden having sex with an adult prostitute – this proves that he has sex with children and his family members.”

There was never any evidence of either claim.

— Andrew Anglin (@WorldWarWang) December 4, 2022

It was obvious that people were titillated and frankly, jealous of Hunter Biden.

Based on how people were talking about it, when Trump talked about the “laptop from hell” at the debate, it looked like he was attacking Joe over his son being a very fashionable and kino crackhead.

— Andrew Anglin (@WorldWarWang) December 4, 2022

It’s just another case of abysmal messaging from conservatives. Again, the fact that this messaging is consistently so bad leads me to believe it must be designed to fail.

— Andrew Anglin (@WorldWarWang) December 4, 2022

This is standard operating procedure for the entire Jewish media – they spam people with baseless, stupid lies, then later quietly admit everything they said was fake news.

RT:

The New York Times is facing criticism from its oldest rival after quietly reversing its stance on the authenticity of emails found on Hunter Biden’s abandoned laptop, mentioning only in passing that the messages were real and not the product of a Russian disinformation campaign.

“Forgive the profanity, but you have got to be sh*tting us,” the New York Post said in an editorial published on Thursday. “First, the New York Times decides more than a year later that Hunter Biden’s business woes are worthy of a story. Then, deep in the piece, in passing, it notes that Hunter’s laptop is legitimate.”

The editorial came in response to an article on Wednesday in which the Times reported about a criminal investigation into the tax filings of President Joe Biden’s son, Hunter. The newspaper said that emails between Hunter Biden and business associates about Ukrainian natural gas company Burisma and other overseas dealings had been “authenticated” by “people familiar” with the messages and the tax probe.

The New York Times did this with Iraq WMD.

Most of the lies about that were being fed to the NYT via the Pentagon. Then Dick Cheney or Donald Rumsfeld would go out and hold up the Times and say “see, here’s the proof.”

Years later, they admitted it was all fake.

Hunter’s laptop is now officially irrelevant, and they can drop this story quietly in the middle fo the Ukraine war hoax, and face no consequences.

If I was running the Times, I would have admitted this all in the first place: “yes, Hunter Biden is a handsome man who gets paid millions of dollars for doing literally nothing while flying around the world eating steak, staying in expensive hotels, doing drugs and slamming ultra ripe hookers – all of you people are just jealous little bitches.”

If I was Jen Psaki, I would tell Peter Doocy and the rest of the complainers, “Hunter Biden is based and a chad, he makes mad bank, smokes crack, gets footjobs from 10/10 hookers, and doesn’t afraid of anything. You cowards are jealous, probably because you’re a bunch of faggots.”

Doocy would be like “Ms. Psaki, I’m a heterosexual…”

And she’d be like “well, how many footjobs did you get from top model hookers in the last month, Peter? I suspect none, and certainly nowhere near as many as Hunter Biden. Next question.”