Holla at your Jew boy.

He Holocaustin’ it, he get dat money.

You can laugh about how much money these Jews have sucked out of the Germans, and that they are somehow still sucking billions after 80 years, but the fact is, if someone shoved you into a cage with an eagle and a bear, and you only narrowly escaped by walking backwards out of the cage, you would also want to be given billions of dollars for free.

If you’d seen the Wall of Eyes, if you’d climbed the Stairs of Death, if you’d felt the sting of an electric floor – you too would want to keep being given this money for at least 80 years.

AP:

The organization that handles claims on behalf of Jews who suffered under the Nazis said Thursday that Germany has agreed to extend another $1.4 billion (1.29 billion euros) overall for Holocaust survivors around the globe for the coming year.

The compensation was negotiated with Germany’s finance ministry and includes $888.9 million to provide home care and supportive services for frail and vulnerable Holocaust survivors.

Additionally, increases of $175 million to symbolic payments of the Hardship Fund Supplemental program have been achieved, impacting more than 128,000 Holocaust survivors globally, according to the New York-based Conference on Jewish Material Claims Against Germany, also referred to as the Claims Conference.

“Every year these negotiations become more and more critical as this last generation of Holocaust survivors age and their needs increase,” said Greg Schneider, the Claims Conference’s executive vice president.

“Being able to ensure direct payments to survivors in addition to the expansions to the social welfare services is essential in making sure every Holocaust survivor is taken care of for as long as it is required, addressing each individual need,” Schneider added.

The Hardship Fund Supplemental payment was originally established to be a one-time payment, negotiated during the COVID-19 lockdowns and eventually resulted in three supplemental payments for eligible Holocaust survivors. This year, Germany again agreed to extend the hardship payment, which was set to end in December 2023, through 2027.

The amount for each of the additional years was set at approximately $1,370 per person for 2024, $1,425 for 2025, $1,480 for 2026 and $1,534 for 2027.

Get dat money.

The survivors receiving these payments largely are Russian Jews who weren’t in camps or ghettos, and aren’t eligible for pension programs, the Claims Conference said.

As children they fled the so-called Einsatzgruppen — Nazi mobile killing units charged with murdering entire Jewish communities. More than 1 million Jews were killed by these units, which operated largely by shooting hundreds and thousands of Jews at a time and burying them in mass pits.

“For those who were able to flee and survive — they are some of the poorest in the survivor community; the loss of time, family, property and life cannot be made whole,” the group said.

“By expanding payments to these survivors, the German government is acknowledging that this suffering is still being felt deeply, both emotionally and financially,” the group said in a statement. “While symbolic, these payments provide financial relief for many aging Jewish Holocaust survivors living around the world.”

With the end of World War II now nearly eight decades ago, all living Holocaust survivors are elderly, and many suffer from numerous medical issues because they were deprived of proper nutrition when they were young.

Ah, yes.

One of the most heinous acts of the death camps was not feeding the children enough.

Of course, the allies committed an international war crime by bombing clearly civilian supply lines. But during the last years of the war, any normal person would have focused on feeding the children living in the death camp.

You must be thinking: “surely, the Jews will stop being paid when these brave survivors  are all dead?”

Nope.

The Germans will have to keep paying, because these brave chosen ones transferred their suffering through DNA to their children.

You might not believe that, but I tell you: it is as real as the masturbation machines of Dachau.

Holocaust survivors are transcending Time itself to deliver a message of peace, hope, and unity to future generations.

That message is: “moustache man really bad.”

CBS News:

Millions perished in the Holocaust, but a group of survivors will now be able to live on, at least via real-time video conversations about their experiences and perspectives, forever. In an innovative attempt to harness the artificial intelligence technologies of the present and the future to keep alive the stories of the past, Holocaust survivors may be the first people ever to be able to continue carrying on conversations (virtually, at least) even after their deaths. Lesley Stahl reports on this fascinating project on the next edition of 60 Minutes, Sunday, April 5 at 7 p.m., ET/PT on CBS.

Heather Maio had worked for years on Holocaust-related exhibits and knew that “Schindler’s List” director Steven Spielberg had created the Shoah Foundation to record the testimonies of thousands of Holocaust survivors. But Maio wanted to create something more interactive. “I wanted to talk to a Holocaust survivor like I would today, with that person sitting right in front of me,” she told Stahl. Maio believed that artificial intelligence technology could make her notion realizable, so she pitched her idea to Stephen Smith, the executive director of the USC Shoah Foundation in Los Angeles, and now her husband.

Smith was intrigued, but some of his colleagues initially feared it could cheapen, or “Disney-fy” the Holocaust. “We had a lot of pushback on this project,” Smith said. “‘Is it the right thing to do… Are we trying to keep them alive beyond their deaths?’ Everyone had questions except for one group of people, the survivors themselves, who said, ‘Where do I sign up?'”

So far, more than 20 interviews, including one with a 93-year-old U.S. Army veteran who helped liberate a concentration camp, have been recorded. Each subject spends a full five days answering questions in an attempt to record responses to every question conceivable. The questions are then logged and alternative questions are entered into the database. Each interview is recorded with more than 20 cameras so that as technology advances and 3D, hologram-type display becomes the norm, all required angles will be available.

In the future, every school will have a Holocaust Survivor Hologram that will tell the tale of the Holocaust to its goyim disciples.

Jokes aside, they are actually doing this, in real life.

There’ll be virtual reality devices for people to meet these Holocaust survivors, and there’ll even be Holocaust survivor androids walking around and telling people about the Germans’ legendary efficiency at the crematorium.

Holocaust Protagonist Anita Lasker-Wallfisch

I know a lot of German people and when I see them, I can immediately tell that they’re pure metaphysical evil.

Holocaust Protagonist Maurice Blik

They show obvious signs of having their hearts blackened by hatred, and I have no trouble picturing them doing teenage-fan-fiction-level evil stuff to innocent chosen people.

Daily Mail:

Holocaust survivors have revealed their encounters with a notorious SS officer who would hand-pick Jews to send to the gas chambers and taunt starving children with food.

Irma Grese was nicknamed the ‘Hyena of Auschwitz’ before becoming head of Bergen-Belsen’s women section, and at 22 she was the youngest woman to be sentenced to death for war crimes after the camps were liberated.

Holocaust Villain Irma Grese

Survivors Anita Lasker-Wallfisch and Maurice Blik have told about their encounters with the ‘nasty piece of work’ in new BBC2 documentary, ‘Belsen: Our Story’, which airs tonight.

Maurice, now 80, was also sent to Auschwitz from his home in Amsterdam at the age of four, and told how Grese would leave her viscous dog guarding scraps of food, hoping that prisoners would attempt to steal it and be ‘torn apart’ by the animal.

That actually, really, literally happened in real life.

He said: ‘I was sitting on the floor by the bunk and this woman walked in with her dog, the guard. She got this big apple she was eating and she’d eaten it down to a fairly juicy core.

‘She took the core and put it on the floor and put the dog next to it to guard it, gave it instructions to guard the thing, unleashed it and runs off.

‘It had the apple core between it’s front legs and it was snarling and growling and so on, but I knew very well I couldn’t make a grab for the apple core because that would be the end of me,  it would literally tear me apart.

Yes, dear, the dog would have masturbated you to death.

‘Then she came back and saw nothing had happened and thought this was amusing and so ground the apple core into the floor with her boots, so there was nothing left their to even scrape up.

‘Many years later I recognized who she was – she was notorious’.

Pictured: Irma Grese among other Holocaust Villains

Anita, now 90, was sent to Auschwitz in Nazi-occupied Poland, in 1943, where she survived by playing cello for the camp’s Women’s Orchestra, until she was moved to Belsen in 1944.

By 1945, Soviet troops had began liberating camps in Nazi-occupied Eastern Europe, meaning many SS guards were sent West, to camps in Germany.

Anita told how towards the end of her time at Belsen, Grese began to try and make amends and says she was shocked when all of a sudden began referring to the pair of them as ‘we’.

She said: ‘She’s actually the one, when it was going badly for the Germans,  started talking to me, unheard of.

She said – that I will never forget – she said “Now, we’ll soon be home”. We, suddenly we. We’re in the same group of species.

I’m quite shocked that a Jew openly recognizes that they’re an entirely different species than white people.

‘I thought “My god, things must be going badly for you”. She was trying to make herself room in my heart somehow’.

She scoffed: ‘Such a nice lady. She was such a b*****d.’

If she was that unscrupulously evil, she’d have killed the filthy lying Jew and any other witnesses of her alleged war crimes.

She added that Irma is an example of how perfectly normal people were turned into monsters simply by being given a bit of power by the Nazis.

‘You know someone like Irma Grese, how did she get into this position?’ she said.

Look. There’s a few things you need to know about the Holocaust.

The first is that exactly six million Jews died.

This number is very important.

The second is that during it, all Jews involved were the protagonists of their own movies, and survivors are only able to tell the plot of theirs because they had a happy ending.

The third thing you need to understand is that all Jewish people everywhere in the world were affected by the Holocaust, even the ones that were in other continents.

What this means, in practice, is that all Jews everywhere have a genetic memory of the Holocaust and all goyim everywhere need to never forget that it really did happen exactly as it is said to have happened because mutual understanding is the key to good communication, and good communication is something we need if we’re going to explain to the goyim why they need to be good hosts for their Jewish overlords.

Anyone can turn into a Nazi, which is why all white people everywhere need to be taught how not to be Nazis.

They haven’t actually said the part about the money yet. I’m just assuming it will inevitably follow.

The basic parameters of this latest twist on an old scam seem to be:

•  The Holocaust turned us into retards, goyim
•  You need to give us more money because life is hard when you’re retarded
•  The retardation is passed on biologically to our descendants
•  You need to give our descendants more money, too, to make up for their retardation problems

Here is the Jewish Chronicle article:

The trauma of the Holocaust has permanently altered the brain structure of survivors and may have had a biological impact on their children and grandchildren, a study has found.

Groundbreaking research which saw Holocaust survivors undergo MRI scans of their brains has revealed not only the psychological cost but also the biological toll of Hitler’s persecution of Europe’s Jews.

Over the course of three years researchers examined the brain function of 28 Holocaust survivors living in Slovakia and the Czech Republic and compared them with 28 individuals from the same region who were unaffected by the Holocaust.

The research, presented at the 5th European Academy of Neurology Congress in Oslo this week, revealed that the survivors — who on average were aged between 79 and 80 — showed a significantly decreased volume of grey matter in the brain compared to the similarly aged control group.

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According to Professor Ivan Rektor, who led the study, the reduced areas of grey matter affect parts of the brain responsible for stress response, memory, motivation, emotion, learning and behaviour.

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The researchers are now investigating the impact of the Holocaust on survivors’ offspring and even their grandchildren. Early results in their children show reduced connectivity between structures of the brain involved in processing emotion and memory. Further research is set to identify biomarkers of stress resilience and post-traumatic growth as well as determining whether transmission to offspring is based on behavioural and psychological factors or on genetic factors.

Speaking to the JC from Oslo, Professor Rektor — who is head of the research centre at the Centre for Neuroscience at Masaryk University in Brno in the Czech Republic — said his research had a personal motivation. His parents, both Jewish, survived the Holocaust as they fled to the mountains of the former Czechoslovakia and joined a partisan group to fight the Nazis.

“After more than 70 years, the impact of surviving the Holocaust on brain function is significant. We revealed substantial differences in the brain structures involved in the processing of emotion, memory and social cognition, in higher level of stress but also of post-traumatic growth between Holocaust survivors and controls and early results show this is also the case in children of survivors too.”

Of his own experience, he told the JC: “I feel myself that I am unable to look at a movie of a concentration camp. My emotions are involved, so I know that it’s had an impact on me and probably my children too. But the question is whether the transmission is social or genetic.

“Essentially, the findings suggest that we have the history of our ancestors in our biology.”

The research doesn’t seem to have been published in a scientific journal yet so it’s hard to make a serious assessment of it. We’re forced to rely on newspaper reports and these are inadequate.

According to the press reports, the study involved 28 people plus a control group. 28 is a very small sample on which to base such broad-ranging conclusions. The newspaper reports don’t make clear whether the “control group” were Jews or not.

If the control group were not Jews, what the study could be revealing, of course, is a biological difference between Jew and Gentile, unrelated to the “Holocaust.”

The Jews claim to have been persecuted throughout history. Of course, we know that these tales have been fantastically exaggerated, and that the historical norm for Jews was privilege not persecution, but occasional episodes of Goy Resistance did indeed occur. Would these episodes of Goy Resistance, which the Jews call “persecution,” not have affected their brains in the same way as the “Holocaust”? If so, would this not have made the Jews biologically distinctive throughout history, exactly as anti-Semites have said?

The Jews haven’t really thought this one through.

In their desperate desire to wring more money from the goy, they seemingly fail to grasp that they are validating many of the key claims made by anti-Semites throughout the ages: namely, that Jews are biologically distinct from non-Jews, that this distinctness affects their behavior in significant ways and that it is passed down genetically to their descendants.

It’s important to remember that people can suffer PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder) for things that didn’t happen to them, that they can unconsciously embellish their traumatic memories over time and that verbal or visual descriptions of the supposed suffering can facilitate this process.

The emotional stunting effect is certainly very suggestive. One of the Jews’ most curious traits is a seeming inability to empathize with others; to see things from their point of view; to recognize the validity of the Other’s moral claims. When the Jews tell us that our countries would be better off as Workers’ Paradises where everything is controlled by the state, or Diversity Paradises where everyone is a minority, they simply cannot acknowledge the moral validity of our response when we say “No Thank You.”

But to raise this study to any level of scientific seriousness, at a minimum you would need to compare the brains of Jews who claimed to have been Holocausted to those of Jews who don’t claim to have been Holocausted (if you can find any). You would need to compare the Holocausted Jews to other people who don’t claim to have been Holocausted but experienced comparably traumatizing events, imprisonment, displacement, witnessing the deaths of family members, etc.

This either hasn’t been done or hasn’t been reported. The study is basically a joke and simply a prelude to the next stage of the scam, making Holocaust Privilege heritable. We are living in a Victimhood Aristrocracy and Holocaust “Survivors” are at the top of the Privilege Hierarchy. Jews have come to dominate our societies within the last few decades and could be viewed as a Conquest Aristocracy. Any Conquest Aristocracy wants to make sure that the fiefdoms and privileges it acquired during the time of struggle can be passed down to its descendants. That’s all we’re seeing here.

Alter Weiner was a Jew who had survived it all: the Auschwitz roller coaster, the gas chambers (x3), the pedal-powered masturbation machines, even the “final boss” of the Holocaust: the cage with the eagle and the bear.

So good was Weiner’s fortune throughout World War II, in fact, that you’d be forgiven for believing that G-d himself had cast a protective shield around him, sparing him from the same fate that met exactly Six Million of his fellow tribesmen.

Unfortunately, that fortune didn’t last forever.

Earlier last week, a pro-Trump car – which is alleged to have been friends with the same Dodge Challenger that murdered Heather Heyer in cold blood – deliberately struck Weiner, killing him instantly.

He was only 92 years old.

CNN:

A Holocaust survivor who was trying to make sure the world never forgot what happened fell short of finishing his life’s work.

Alter Wiener, a 92-year-old from outside Portland, Oregon, was struck and killed by a car on Tuesday evening, Hillsboro Police said.

Wiener had been walking just before 5 p.m. when a driver hit him, Hillsboro Police Sergeant Eric Bunday said Wednesday. He was walking outside the crosswalk and wearing dark clothing on the rainy night and the driver didn’t see him. The driver will not be charged or cited, Bunday said.

“I’m just very sorry. He was an incredible man with one impressive legacy,” Bunday said.

Wiener had been the only member of his family to survive the Holocaust.

His father was killed when he was 13, according to his autobiography. He spent three years in concentration camps, including the infamous Auschwitz camp. When he was liberated in 1945, he weighed only 80 pounds.

It’s a familiar story, isn’t it?

A Jew survives the horrors of the Holocaust, only to die of unrelated causes during the next millennium.

I can understand why this shocking report made international headlines.

At least Weiner managed to do some good work before his untimely death:

Wiener was one of the last remaining survivors in the Portland area, where he had lived since 2000. He shared his life story with nearly 1,000 groups at schools, churches, synagogues and more.

He was working to persuade Oregon state legislators to create and pass a bill that would mandate educators teach students about the Holocaust and genocide. It was dubbed the Genocide Curriculum bill.

Eager to learn more about the Genocide Curriculum bill, I looked it up:

If passed in next year’s legislative session, the Genocide Curriculum bill would require all Oregon high schools — public and private — to teach about the Holocaust and other genocides in world history. It would be part of the state’s graduation requirement for three years of social studies.

The idea was presented to the Senate Interim Committee on Education in an informational meeting Tuesday in front of a packed hearing room at the state Capitol.

The effort is being led by Sen. Rob Wagner, D-Tualitin, Holocaust survivor Alter Wiener, 92, and Lake Oswego high school freshman Claire Sarnowski, 14.

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Wagner cited a poll, saying one-fifth of high school graduates across the country can’t identify the Holocaust — in which millions of people, mostly Jews, were detained, tortured and killed.

Now that’s a truly sobering statistic right there.

Sadly, it’s true: American kids have South Africa, the Holodomor and other white genocides shoved down their throats daily in school, but when it comes to the one genocide that actually matters – the Jewish one that definitely happened – they remain woefully ill-informed.

Hopefully, this bill will help correct that injustice – first in Oregon, and then beyond.

Fictional movies like Lauren Southern’s Farmlands are now required viewing for US children, edging out serious factual documentaries like Schindler’s List.

Alter Weiner’s life might have been cut tragically short, but his spirit will live on in legislation. He’ll show America’s youth that the Holocaust was real, that white people caused it and, most importantly, that it’s their moral duty to allow as many colored immigrants into the US as possible.

After all, racism is what made Adolf Hitler do the gas chambers in the first place.

Did you know that there’s an organization in New York called “The Conference on Jewish Material Claims Against Germany”?

Because here’s the thing: there’s an organization in New York called “The Conference on Jewish Material Claims Against Germany.”

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not surprised that Lucifer’s chosen continue to dig their proboscises deep into Germany’s veins and gorge on its blood. I’m just surprised that this organization’s name lets us know it. Normally, these kike swindlers disguise their extortion fronts with benign, charitable-sounding names like “The Jewish Center for US-German Relations” or “The Tikkun Olam Institute for Holocaust Justice.”

Anyway, the conference is up to its usual antics. This time, the requested (and received) sum is $88 million – because apparently that’s how much money elderly Jews need to forget the torment of Dr. Mengele’s pedal-powered dragon dildos.

Tampa Bay Times:

The organization that handles claims on behalf of Jews who suffered under the Nazis says Germany has agreed to pay another 75 million euros ($88 million) to fund social welfare services for Holocaust survivors.

The New York-based Conference on Jewish Material Claims Against Germany said Tuesday that brings total funding next year to 480 million euros to help survivors as they grow older and more frail.

Okay. And how many “Holocaust survivors” are alive today? Maybe a few thousand?

So they’re getting hundreds of thousands of dollars each to cope with “getting older”? Is that right?

Or do the children of survivors get a cut too because they suffer from “inherited trauma“?

It doesn’t matter. No one is keeping tabs, no one is monitoring these Hebrew handrubbers for racketeering. Hitler tried to gas them because he hated big noses, thus Jews have carte blanche to siphon Germany’s wealth for eternity. End of.

Claims Conference negotiator Greg Schneider says “these elderly heroes deserve the recognition that increased payments and much-needed services will provide.”

Recognition from increased payments? What sort of Talmudic sorcery is this?

The Claims Conference carries out continuous negotiations to make more people eligible for compensation. Since 1952, Germany has paid more than $70 billion.

Again… who’s counting? It could be hundreds of billions more than $70 billion. Presumably, the only people monitoring these numbers with any degree of seriousness are Jewish intelligence networks, and they have a vested interest in downplaying them to maximize future gibs.

Ultimately, it’s hard to feel sorry for Germany at this point. If Arnold Schwarzenegger continues to let Woody Allen beat him up well into the 21st century, then who are we to argue? Yeah, there are deeper factors at work here – guilt, blackmail, brainwashing – but there comes a point where you just have to step back and ask, “So, are you going to start fighting back at some point, Arnie? I mean, this guy is 5’3 and suffers from chronic asthma…”

Most neo-Nazis, White Supremacists, White Nazis and neo-Supremacists joke about the Holocaust from time to time. We chuckle at Irene Zisblatt’s insatiable appetite for diamonds, Herman Rosenblat’s infamous “it was real in my mind” line, Mr. Hubert’s reference to the eagle and the bear, and all those other wild and wacky claims.

This time, however, it was different for me. My smile turned upside down, my pipe dropped from my mouth, and I was forced to utter the unutterable: “Did the Holocaust happen after all?”

Yes, the following story is that believable.

ABC News:

It was an emotional meeting for a Holocaust survivor who had the chance to meet the relatives of the doctor who saved his life at a concentration camp multiple times.

Bernard Igielski, 91, says Dr. Bethold Epstein stepped in four times to keep him from the gas chamber at Auschwitz.

Epstein died in 1962, but on Thursday, Igielski had the chance to meet his nephew at the Gural Jewish Community Center in Long Island.

Epstein was a Jewish doctor who ran the hospital where Igielski was quarantined for scarlet fever.

It’s interesting to know that, despite their genocidal intent, the Nazis still chose to look after their Jewish prisoners in hospitals staffed with Jewish doctors. You’ve gotta admit that these Germans are the absolute masters at lulling their prey into a false sense of security.

To some extent, comparisons can be made with the four-legged nigger (or, to use the proletarian term, “pit bull”). Pit bulls have been selectively bred for suppressed behavioral indicators of aggression. This means that they remain friendly and placid around their future victims, biding their time until that “shocking” moment when they snap and leap for the nearest jugular.

Germans are the same. They treated their Jewish prisoners well, gave them swimming pools and hospitals in their camps… but they were just biding their time.

They knew where this was headed.

Fortunately for Bernard Igielski, Dr. Epstein knew where this was headed, too.

“Every two days they would come and clean out the hospital and take everybody to the gas chamber,” Igielski said. “Every time they came, he pushed me out the back door until they left.”

Ah, the old “shove the Jew through the door” trick.

Fooled many an Obergruppenführer, that one.

You doubters need to understand that the Nazis were very busy between 1942 and 1944. This was Peak Shoah, a time when the greatest number of Jews and their violins were incinerated in pedal-powered gas chambers. Once you take into account this busyness, which caused the death camps to descend into chaos, the possibility of a Jew being overlooked by the Nazis…

… four times…

… starts to make sense.

Igielski said it was very hard for him to express how he was feeling during the emotional reunion.

“I would have kissed the ground, I would have kissed his feet, he saved my life,” Igielski said.

Dr. Joseph Cohen remembers his uncle but didn’t know the whole story until now.

“I’m very moved by this,” Cohen said. “It’s gratifying to see how wonderful he behaved. I never knew about that.”

I’d have thought that Joseph Cohen’s uncle would have told his nephew about his heroic endeavors at Auschwitz.

Then again… maybe not. Jews tend to be a humble bunch, which is why we rarely hear about their suffering during World War II. In fact, we didn’t hear about the Holocaust at all until decades after the war, which, when you think about it, is a true testament to the Jews’ humility and self-restraint.

Honest people on the inside and out, these Jews.

In her memoirs, a Jewish artist named Rosemarie Koczy, pictured above, claimed to have survived two concentration camps during the Holocaust.

Upon closer scrutiny, however, her life story contained a few inconsistencies. For one, she wrote that the Nazis deported her to the Traunstein subcamp of Dachau, a place for male prisoners.

Rosemarie, biologists later confirmed, was female.

Just because one Holocaust survivor lied about her life, though, doesn’t mean that the millions of other ones also did.

I mean the story of 93-year-old Kalman Aron, another Jewish artist who survived more than one concentration camp, contains no inconsistencies whatsoever.

New York Times:

Kalman Aron began drawing pencil and crayon portraits of his family in Latvia when he was 3. A child prodigy, he mounted his first one-boy gallery show when he was 7. He was commissioned to paint the official portrait of the Latvian prime minister when he was 13. He enrolled at an academy of fine arts in Riga, the capital, at 15.

Then, in 1941, when he was 16, the Germans invaded, and his parents, who were Jewish, were murdered. But Kalman’s artistic talent would spare his life. Over the next four years, he would survive seven Nazi concentration camps by swapping sketches of his captors and their families for scraps of food.

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After the German invasion, Kalman’s father was conscripted for a work detail and never seen again. Kalman was herded into Riga’s Jewish ghetto with his older brother and his mother. She was murdered later that year in the massacre of 25,000 Jews near the Rumbula forest.

Kalman was shipped to perform slave labor in camps in Latvia, Poland, Germany (where he was sent to Buchenwald) and what was then Czechoslovakia.

Seven camps, eh? These weren’t concentration camps to this guy – they were motels!

Seven isn’t the high score, though. That honor goes to Chaim Ferster, who survived eight of them.

(UPDATE: Chaim was beaten by Elias Feinzilberg, who survived nine.)

It’s still an impressive achievement for a man, especially considering that one of those camps was the notorious Buchenwald camp in Germany.

Buchenwald didn’t have gas chambers (that was more of a Poland thing), but it did have something almost as bad: execution rooms where innocent Jews were hung from meat hooks:

The guards at Buchenwald, known for their efficiency, hung Jews to death because they thought bullets were too slow.

After Nazi guards discovered his artistic ability, he would be temporarily relieved of hard labor and hidden away in a barracks to sketch their portraits or copy photographs of their families. He might be rewarded with a moth-eaten blanket or a morsel of food.

“They wouldn’t pay me anything, but I would get a piece of bread, something to eat,” he was quoted as saying last year in The Jewish Journal. “Without that, I wouldn’t be here.”

“I made it through the Holocaust with a pencil,” he told Steven C. Barber, who is adapting Ms. Magee’s book into a documentary, “Into the Light,” for Vanilla Fire Films.

Hmm.

You know, those Nazis seemed rather lenient at times. These people were supposedly dedicated to the complete extermination of the Jewish race, yet they were always willing to spare the lives of Jews that exhibited even the most modest of talents.

Is it possible that the Nazis weren’t as two-dimensionally evil as the court historians led us to believe?

I’m tempted to respond with “yes” like an anti-Semite.

But then I remember Schindler’s List and come to my senses. Of course they were evil – survivors like Kalman Aron were the exception, not the rule.

The rule was the Six Million.

It’s normal for passengers to undergo TSA body searches at certain airports in the United States.

Yes, those searches are intrusive and demeaning. Yes, they violate the Fourth Amendment. And yes, no one wants to go through with them.

But we gentiles have to go through with them or else we’ll do another 9/11.

Jews, on the other hand, should never have to go through with them because they had nothing to do with 9/11 whatsoever.

Last weekend, however, the unthinkable happened: a brutish TSA agent pounced upon an elderly Jewess and ordered her to strip, exterminating her self-esteem and gassing her will to live.

What makes this story especially poignant, though, was that this particular Jewess had already suffered through the most devastating fictional event in world history.

CBS News:

A Holocaust survivor says she was a victim of a “very demeaning body search” by U.S. Transportation Security Administration agents after a visit in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

Eva Mozes Kor tweeted on Sunday in Albuquerque that she had to undergo the intrusive body search before boarding a plane and that it ruined her experience following a lecture.

The Indiana resident spoke with teachers from around New Mexico at the National Museum of Nuclear Science and History on Saturday about suffering through inhumane scientific experiments at the Auschwitz concentration camp as a 10-year-old.

Ah yes, I’ve read about the experiments that Nazi doctors performed on children.

Horrible, evil, believable experiments.

Kor has been telling her own story as a Holocaust survivor for most of her life.

But in a few weeks, a documentary film about her life will add another level of the public’s understanding of the energetic Terre Haute woman who learned to forgive her Nazi tormentors as part of her own self-healing.

“Eva” will premiere on April 5 in Indianapolis and on April 14 in Terre Haute.

It’s a documentary project produced by Ted Green Films, Mika Brown and Indianapolis PBS affiliate WFYI, and it captures the legacy of Kor as she has persisted in telling her story in her own effort to make the world a better place.

Whoa, hold on a sec.

Wasn’t this supposed to be about the grotesque violation of Eva’s human rights at an Albuquerque airport?

What happened to that story?

Why all this talk about an upcoming film based upon her life?

She has worked with Green and Brown on the documentary for several months, traveling to Auschwitz and Israel, telling some stories and events that weren’t always popularly received.

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Last fall, she was the subject of a BuzzFeed video – “I Survived The Holocaust Twin Experiments.” It has had more than five million views on You Tube and received more than 20,000 comments. On Facebook, the video has more than 185 million views, by far BuzzFeed’s most ever.

Okay, this is getting a little self-promotional…

Pls stop. ;_;

Tickets for the film event in Tilson Music Hall go on sale Thursday. The April 5 premier in Indianapolis is sold out.

Without seeing any parts of the film yet, Kor said she has no idea what to expect. And she appreciates the long hours that Green and Brown put into the project.

“The production of the film had a lot going into it,” she said. “A lot of work, a lot of detail.”

How other people receive the film is important to her, and she hopes it can be used to spark dialogue and discussions about discrimination, conflict resolution and how forgiveness heals a person.

Right. That’s it. Enough is enough.

Dear readers, I apologize for wasting your time.

I thought this would be a heartfelt story about a brave, honest-looking woman…

… who suffered incredible torment at the hands of airport security and decided to speak out against it. Instead, it turned out to be a shameless advertisement for an upcoming movie about her life.

Cynical readers might suggest that this airport event was staged, assuming it even occurred at all, so that national newspapers could promote Eva’s film to their tens of millions of readers at the best possible time.

Since the Jews are such an ethical race, though, I’m inclined to believe it’s all just a cohencidence.

Bad news, everyone.

Yisrael Kristal, a Polish-born Jew who died more than 20 times during the Holocaust, has died again at the age of 113 – and this time, it looks as though the death was permanent.

BBC:

The world’s oldest man – the only member of his immediate family to survive the Holocaust – has died at the age of 113.

Polish-born Yisrael Kristal died on Friday, a month before he was due to turn 114, Israeli media reported.

Mr Kristal, who lived in Haifa, Israel, hit the headlines last year after deciding to celebrate his bar mitzvah a century late.

The original celebration had not taken place because World War One broke out.

Mr Kristal was born in the village of Zarnow, about 90 miles (146km) south-west of Warsaw, in 1903.

The son of a religious scholar, Mr Kristal lost his mother and father during World War One, according to reports. He later moved to Lodz to work in the family confectionery business.

After the invasion of Poland by Nazi Germany in 1939, Mr Kristal and his family were moved into the Lodz ghetto.

His two children died there and Mr Kristal and his wife Chaja Feige Frucht were sent to Auschwitz in 1944 after the ghetto was liquidated.

Mr Kristal’s wife was murdered in Auschwitz but he survived, performing slave labour in that and other camps. When he was found by the Allies in May 1945 he weighed just 37 kg (5 stones 11 lbs).

According to Tablet Mag, he thanked the Soviet soldiers who rescued him by making them sweets.

The sole survivor from his family, Mr Kristal emigrated to Israel in 1950 with his second wife and their son, where he continued to run his confectionery business until his retirement.

Mr Kristal was officially recognised as the world’s oldest man by the Guinness Book of Records in March 2016.

The Auschwitz-Birkenau death camp. Notice the chimneys emerging from the grass, which suggest that the Nazis built hundreds of gas chambers underground too.

Wow, what a truly amazing life!

Can you imagine the atrocities that this Jew witnessed while awaiting death at an extermination camp?

Thousands of innocent Jews – whom the Nazis deliberately targeted because they were innocent – being gassed daily in chambers whose doors were made of the finest wood?

Countless gypsies, homosexuals and other “undesirables” being forced out of the outdoor swimming pool early because the commandant thought it might rain?

Truly wicked stuff.

Yet, by G-d’s grace, Yisrael Kristal survived it all – unlike exactly six million of his fellow tribesmen.

Yisrael Kristal at 110.

You have to admit, he looked pretty good for his age, too. In fact, most Holocaust survivors seem to enjoy long, healthful lives.

A lot of German soldiers who fought in World War II suffered from missing limbs, shrapnel wounds and other signs of having lived through the most devastating war in world history. Yet, these lucky Jews always seem to be in good shape, despite enduring the most torturous death factories conceived by (Aryan) man.

I hope that when I reach old age, I’m as healthy as a Holocaust survivor.