Police: Thief With Expensive Taste Targets Tiffany & Co. On Three Occasions

They like shiny things and have small brains.

CBS:

The NYPD is trying to track down the suspect behind a string of thefts at Tiffany & Co. on Fifth Avenue.

The alleged thief with expensive taste struck the store on three occasions – first in May, then in June and then again in August.

Police say he stole a cigarette box valued at $2,000, a bracelet worth $1,200 and a cream pitcher worth $3,500.

The suspect is described as a white or Hispanic man with a medium complexion. He was last seen wearing a dark blue suit, light blue and gray tie and black shoes.

No, you see, all this stuff was defective.

He just didn’t want anyone buying faulty goods.

We don’t need a wall, you’re racist.

KEYT:

he San Luis Obispo Police need your help to catch three suspects involved in a theft that happened on Friday night at Target.

Three suspects entered the Target on Los Osos Valley Road around 9:30 p.m. One suspect is described have filled a shopping cart full of merchandise and then attempted to leave the store.

Police say the suspect then shoved a loss prevention officer while attempting to get out of the store with the shopping cart full of merchandise. A nearby security guard intervened but was unable to catch the suspect. If found, police say the suspect will be charged with robbery.

The robbery suspect is described to be Hispanic around 30-years old with black hair, last seen wearing a light colored fedora. He has tattoos on his neck and arms and was last seen wearing a light grey long sleeve shirt with black track pants and black converse shoes.

Never keep anything of value in your vehicle when you’re not in it.

The most expensive thing inside of the car should be the total value of loose change in the seats or whatever.

Herald News:

On Thursday, the Somerset Police Department released a surveillance photo of a suspect, who is shown in the picture to be a medium-complexioned man, possibly light-skinned black or Hispanic, who wore a black Chicago Bulls hat, a do-rag, a dark hooded sweatshirt and blue jeans.

The suspect is alleged to have stolen a vehicle, as well as several debit and credit cards from cars he broke into, and then using those cards in various locations over a 24-hour span, according to the Somerset Police Department.

The car-breaks happened from the night of May 17 to early the next morning. Somerset police detectives reportedly obtained photos and video from several locations, and said they saw the same suspect arriving and leaving those locations in the stolen car. Somerset Police later recovered the stolen vehicle.

Jerry Reyes, Frank Valencia.

Why were these beaners even in the country?

Why isn’t the wall built yet?

Why are women allowed to be cops?

These are questions that wouldn’t need to be asked if we didn’t have Kushner as president.

New York Post:

Frank Valencia, 18, of New Rochelle in Westchester was charged Thursday with first-degree attempted murder and second-degree weapons possession, both felonies.

The injured cop, Kayla Maher, 26, was responding to a noise complaint just after 8 p.m. Monday when Valencia allegedly opened fire with a .40-caliber Glock 23 pistol. A bullet struck Maher, a second-generation Yonkers cop, in the chin. She was released from the hospital Tuesday.

A second defendant, 21-year-old Jerry Reyes, was charged with criminal possession of a weapon Wednesday, police said. Reyes was allegedly sitting in a parked car with Valencia at the time of the incident.

Kayla Maher.

Three heroic vigilantes kill another evil, disgusting, cave-dwelling White Man in their quest to deport racism.

WNCT:

Deputies announced the arrest of 26-year Ashley Velez on August 7th. Velez faces charges for Accessory aft the Fact of a Felony.

Anthony Johnson, 21, has been charged with the murder of Scottie Alan Morton, and Brittany Leal, 28, has been charged with a attempted robbery with a dangerous weapon. Both Johnson and Leal are from Fayetteville, and the Morton is from Cove City.

Witnesses told deputies they saw a black man with his face covered enter the store, demand money and shoot Morton several times.

After the shooting, deputies said the suspect fled the store to an awaiting dark red SUV and fled the area.

Morton died on the scene, deputies said.

A manhunt ensued, and officers from the Craven County Sheriff’s Office and SRT along with New Bern Police K-9 units, Lenoir County Sheriff’s Office K-9 unit and manpower, North Carolina Highway Patrol, SHP Helicopter, and U.S. Coast Guard Helicopter assisted in the search for Johnson.

“It hits home, literally, really close, you think small town USA, Cove City fits right in with that,” said Bright. “and to have something like that here, it makes you wonder what else is going on”

Sounds like a job well done.

Give these anit-racist activists a medal of freedom.

From Left, Harbinger of Diversity Anthony Johnson, Brittany Leal, Ashley Valez.