UK: A Third of All Men Say They’re Afraid to Give Women CPR
Personally, I wouldn’t do CPR on a woman. Not because I’m worried about touching her titties, but because the bitch is probably vaxed and deserves it. Daily Mail: One in…
Italy: 31-Year-Old Fencing Gold Medalist Announces Retirement Due to “Injured Heart”
Daniele Garozzo He can’t do it with a broken heart. Many such cases. ANSA: Italian 2016 Olympic champion foil fencer Daniele Garozzo on Tuesday said he was retiring saying he…
UK: 29-Year-Old Footballer Shows Off Implantable Defibrillator He Got After Last Year’s Cardiac Arrest
Twenty-something world tier athletes have always gone into cardiac arrest. This always happened, and if you don’t remember it happening before 2021, you’re an antisemite and should be assassinated by…
New Hampshire: 23-Year-Old Trainee Nurse Goes Into Cardiac Arrest While Learning About Cardiac Arrest
We talk a lot about God as an artist, but we shouldn’t forget His sense of humor. No, I mean, it’s morbid. I don’t want to imply God thinks it’s…