There is much to be thankful for on this blessed Thanksgiving. I am thankful for the fresh air, the seas, and the songs of the birds, which bring a joy to my ears each morn.

I am thankful for the internet, and for robots, which always give me a laugh.

Most of all, I am thankful for my dearest readers, whom I love with a deep love, a love that goes far beyond the sort of love that exists between a man and a woman, and enters into a whole other plane of love.

I am thankful for you all and I thank you all for being with me here, together in this meaningful parasocial relationship at the end of the world, as I slowly become more and more deranged as a result of this brain tumor which will someday, hopefully very soon, take me to a peaceful sleep in the ground.

Thank you all. You’ve all been wonderful.

Andrew, Age 38