Hailey Bieber is supposedly a Christian, though she did get the vaccine and had a stroke (then her husband Justin got facial paralysis).

Gwyneth Paltrow is Jewish. So of course she’s going to publicly announce that she had sex with the other woman’s father in the bathroom.

Jews do things like this. They view sex totally different, and publicly mocking a younger, Christian woman about having sex with her dad in a bathroom, and of course using the word “fuck,” is a uniquely Jewish act.

New York Post:

Gwyneth Paltrow made Hailey Bieber cringe.

The Marvel actress, 49, stopped by Bieber’s vlog, “Who’s in My Bathroom,” and jokingly revealed that she slept with Bieber’s father, Stephen Baldwin — but then made it clear she was just kidding.

On Wednesday’s episode, Bieber, 25, and Paltrow discussed a multitude of things, including the topic of Hollywood nepotism and Paltrow starring with Baldwin, 56, in the 1994 film “Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle.”

Paltrow quipped on the show that she and the Long Island native were intertwined in an awkward on-camera moment together.

She said that Bieber’s dad was “great” and “so nice.”

The model replied: “I like hearing that. Imagine if you had some horror story: ‘He was terrible! It was a nightmare working with him!’”

“That would be bad. Or if I, like, f–ked your dad in the bathroom,” Paltrow hilariously said.

Baldwin seemed shaken and tried to play it off, adding: “I’ve had that happen to me actually. I don’t know if he even knows that I know that. But, I’ve had that happen.”

The Oscar winner started to laugh and teased that she really didn’t have sex with Baldwin. “I didn’t! I didn’t!” Paltrow said.

Yeah, okay.

Very creepy, Jew.

It obviously wasn’t a joke. That isn’t a funny joke. What happened was, she remembered she wasn’t talking to another Jew when she saw the look on Hailey’s face. A Jew would have been like “omg, you fucked my dad in the bathroom? So did I, ugh. I hate to say it because he’s my dad, but he was terrible.”

This sort of behavior is why way back in the Middle Ages, way before Jews took over all of Western civilization, they were getting run out of countries. The sex stuff was a big part of it. And the ritual child murder. And poisoning wells. And so on.

This whole time, I literally thought that Alec Baldwin was Hailey Baldwin’s dad.

This is like some kind of Mandela Effect type shit.

Stephen Baldwin looks exactly like his brother. The former is just younger and a bit goofier.

It’s easy to get them confused.

But I thought that Hailey was the daughter that Alec was berating in those infamous phone recordings, actually.

I don’t even know what films Stephen Baldwin is in, other than Biodome, which is possibly the greatest film ever made.

If something looks somehow related to demons, it probably is.

You have to kind of wonder why this sort of thing would be happening at the World Economic Forum. Almost as if there’s some connection between the global financial elite and satanic forces.

Daily Mail:

Julianne Hough has shocked fans by undergoing an exorcism-like healing treatment that had her screaming and writhing on a massage table.

The 31-year-old Dancing With the Stars alum joined Gwyneth Paltrow-approved body healer John Amaral on stage at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, on Wednesday to talk about tapping into energetic intelligence.

As part of the discussion, Amaral had Hough lie face down on a massage table so he could demonstrate how waves of stored emotion can be released through movement — and the results were jaw-dropping.

In the video, Amaral floats his hands over Hough, and her body starts to move in a wave pattern. The dancer can be seen jutting her backside into the air and arching her back.

‘This is spontaneous,’ the chiropractor insists. ‘It’s not a placebo effect. It’s reproducible.’ 

Amaral explains that Hough’s body is redirecting and dissipating stored energy — ‘freeing up the system to be more adaptable.’

Just when viewers think it can’t get any weirder, he mimes pulling something out of the dancer’s backside, and she starts screaming.

‘Expression of the emotion may happen when the system moves,’ he explains while Hough’s body twitches and ripples on the table in front of him.

And just like that, the demonstration is over, and a smiling Hough pops up to discuss her experience with the audience, explaining that it was ‘stored emotion’ that came out of her.

‘I feel so much more liberated on the inside that I can speak my truth clearly and stand in my power and not feel overtaken by … emotion, my mind, and I feel free inside myself to just be,’ she says.

Jackie Schimmel Haas, the host of the ‘B**h Bible’ podcast, shared the bizarre footage on Instagram, writing: ‘Gonna tell my kids this is the Exorcist.’

Unsurprisingly, the footage left more than a few people feeling lost for words, with Vanderpump Rules star Stassi Schroeder commenting: ‘What in the actual…’

‘What the literally f*ck is going on,’ asked Southern Charm star Naomie Olindo.

‘Is he pulling the demonic spirit out of her booty??? So many questions. Calling a priest,’ joked comedian Heather McMahan.

Calling a priest isn’t a bad idea.

Occultist Aleister Crowley talked about “sexual magic” and anal “sex” being a tool to attract demons.

Wikipedia on the Muladhara Chakra:

Muladhara is located near the coccygeal plexus beneath the sacrumit, while its kshetram, or superficial activation point, is located between the perineum and the coccyx or the pelvic bone. Because of its location and connection with the act of excretion, it is associated with the anus. Muladhara is said to be the base from which the three main psychic channels or nadis emerge: the Ida, Pingala and Sushumna.

Among circles of people interested in messing with demons, all of this “stored energy” and “energy centers” stuff that celebrities such as Julianne Hough and Gwyneth Paltrow engage in is taken very seriously.

These celebrities are doing all kinds of weird sexual stuff.

Daily Mail, July 9, 2019:

Julianne Hough has revealed a sex therapist ‘saved’ her relationship with husband Brooks Laich.

The America’s Got Talent judge, 30, married the ice hockey player, 36, in July 2017 after four years of dating, but admitted they have sought professional help to learn how to ‘please each other sexually, but also intimately’.

The professional dancer explained the couple’s ‘curiosity‘ managed to ‘save’ their relationship ‘many times’ because the process helped them to determine each other’s ‘erotic blueprint‘.

They are starting to promote this more openly in a societal context that views sex as a means to experience pleasure, a means to “empower” oneself, and a means to rebel.

You don’t mess with the Pitt – unless you’re a skank, in which case mess away.

I really like the idea of having Brad Pitt roaming around Hollywood threatening to kill Jews.

Let us compare his phenotype…

…to that of the Jew…

So knowing that he did it once is really quite encouraging.

What’s less encouraging is that he only did it in order to white knight for some skank.

Sigh.

Entertainment Weekly:

Gwyneth Paltrow‘s ex-boyfriend Brad Pitt is “the best” in her eyes for defending her against Harvey Weinstein.

The 45-year-old Shakespeare in Love Oscar winner appeared on The Howard Stern Show for an episode this week when she shared more details surrounding the infamous confrontation at the opening of Broadway’s Hamlet in 1995.

According to Paltrow, she had told Pitt about a “weird” encounter she had with Weinstein in a hotel room. The Fight Club star then found the movie mogul at the Broadway event and said something to the effect of, “If you ever make her feel uncomfortable again, I’ll kill you.”

The scene presumably played out something like this:

Wait, no. That’s not right.

More like this:

Eh, close enough.

“It was the equivalent of throwing him against the wall, energetically,” the actress told Stern. “It was so fantastic because what he did was, he leveraged his fame and power to protect me at a time when I didn’t have fame or power yet,” she added. “He’s the best.”

A source had previously told PEOPLE that Pitt’s actions were the equivalent of “a Missouri whooping,” and he “made it clear there would be consequences” if Weinstein tried anything else. “Brad threatened Harvey,” the source said. “He got right in his face, poked him in the chest and said, ‘You will not ever do this to Gwyneth ever again.’”

Brad did a good job defending his princess’ honor there.

Well, I gotta admit she was a hell of a cutie tho.

Of course, she repaid his manly efforts by being eternally loyal to her savior.

Oh, wait…

The lesson here is that you should never threaten Jews merely to please women. If you’re going to threaten Jews (in totally legal, self-defense oriented scenarios, of course), do it for yourself and your people.

If Brad Pitt had learned this lesson, maybe he wouldn’t have had his entire life destroyed by ungrateful skanks.

Not such a chad now that your slut wife adopted a bunch of brown children to racially humiliate you, huh?

But it’s not too late for Brad.

He just needs to get his shit together, start Fight Club back up, and start threatening Jews again. But this time, for the right reasons.

And for the love of God, stop starring in all these anti-Nazi movies.

Gwyneth Paltrow enraged her neighbors by throwing a celebrity fundraiser for the ruling Black terrorist chief of America, Barack Obama.

Not only were they disgusted by the fact that the stupid bitch was supporting a mass-murdering terrorist kingpin originating from a foreign country, but they were also not too happy to have been barred from entering their own homes so that the murderous terror master could engage the Hollywood filth.

Radar:

“It was extremely poor planning on Gwyneth’s part,” her neighbor, Attorney Bret D. Lewis, tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

“Politicians have the right to raise funds, and Gwyneth has the right to throw a party, but next time she decides to throw a political fundraiser, do not do it on our street.”

Mandeville Canyon is the name of the community in Brentwood, Calif., where Paltrow lives, and when she hosted the Democratic National Committee fundraiser for President Barack Obama at her house on Friday, the other residents were not allowed entrance into their own homes.

“Mandeville Canyon has only one road that connects us to the rest of the city. Gwyneth lives at the bottom of the canyon, so basically everyone was shut out. There is no other access in or out of the canyon except to use this road.

“To have this road closed off is a horrible thing,” Lewis says. “My daughter had an exam the next morning and was very upset, but God forbid someone had a heart attack, or there was a real emergency,” he says.

But when the Mandeville Canyon resident finally reached the entrance to the community, he was quicly dismissed!

“On that particular day, we were waiting for hours to get into our community, and when we reached the entrance, we were told to go away,” Lewis tells Radar.

Lewis the lawyer is probably a Jew, so I don’t care about his problems, but that is beside the point. Clearly, the Black terrorist despises the American people, while loving the idea that he is the talk of the town and gets to hang out with movie stars.

Seriously, this guy has invited gangster rapper Jay-Z and his whore feminist wife to parties at the White House. How is it even possible that this spoiled ape is our President? This situation should be enough to embarass even liberals. Do you know what it is like to travel as an American these days? You are the laughing stock of the entire earth.

And we used to be the best!

What has taken place here?