You may remember Maria Shriver as Arnold Schwarzenegger’s wife. She divorced him like a dumb bitch when it was revealed he had a secret child with the Mexican maid. She never explained why that was a big deal or why she cared, she just filed for divorce and took the money and escaped.

Now, she’s undergone a genetic treatment to be infused with alien DNA.

Here’s a relatively recent picture of her:

And here she is spotted this week:

Why are so many female celebrities choosing to infuse themselves with the genetics of an alien race?

Does it give them telepathic powers? Can they project mind-beams or see through walls? Can they jump off of the ground and flip up on top of a building at lightening speed?

Can they consume plastic for sustenance? That would be a useful ability in a post-apocalyptic world, I can tell you that much.

I don’t know the answer. But more and more, we are seeing celebrity females mingle their DNA with that of the gray overlords.

Mayhaps something wicked this way comes.