Get these monkeys outta there!

We all thought getting rid of all these monkeys was going to require government intervention at a massive scale, involving the military and boats shipping Blacks across the Atlantic continuously.

But, as it turns out, things might be a lot easier and simpler than we thought.

You can relocate negros simply by firmly grasping them and dragging them to the desired location. Apparently, if done with enough confidence and authority, they won’t resist.

You do, however, run the risk of having them whine about being “manhandled” later on.

Oh, well.

Miami Herald:

It’s a tradition for culturally black sororities and fraternities to “stroll” across the graduation stage and perform their Greek organization’s signature dance, but that tradition was interrupted Saturday at the University of Florida by an “aggressive” graduation marshal.

Time to get off the stage, and off to Africa, DeShawn.

Video footage showed the orange-and-blue clad marshal physically hustling the celebrating students off the graduation stage — at one point bear-hugging a male student and dragging him away. The videos have spread widely on social media, with many critics calling the actions racist.

PHYSICAL HUSTLING!

I like how it rolls off the tongue!

Honestly, I think we can officially declare this as a viable replacement for the physical removal meme, which is old memes.

Physical hustling is the new physical removal.

On Tuesday, the school announced the faculty member serving as a marshal has been placed on paid administrative leave “pending a review of the appropriate administrative steps.” He was not identified.

Ugh, of course the school had to cuck. Typical.

All he did was maintain law and order up in this bitch, and they’re getting up in arms just because the criminal troublemakers are working up a fuss? Disgusting.

As criticism mounted, UF’s President Kent Fuchs apologized on Twitter on Sunday for being “inappropriately aggressive in rushing students across the stage.”

“The practice has been halted for all future ceremonies, and we will work to make sure all graduating students know we are proud of their achievements and celebrate with them their graduation,” he wrote. Video from the Sunday ceremony shows students strolling unimpeded, as well as Fuchs leading each commencement ceremony since then with an apology.

What, so now these Blacks will be allowed to perform elaborate jungle dance routines on stage, holding up everything for hours? Who thinks this is a good idea?

These stupid ceremonies are already interminable and boring as hell. We need guys with canes smashing anyone in the groin who stays more than 2 seconds on stage.

Oi, time to move along, m8.

Witnesses said the marshal appeared to hurry graduates only at the 1 p.m. Saturday ceremony after one student did a back-flip on stage, and he focused on students who stopped or danced.

The strolling itself is a 5- to 10-second version of the organization’s full dance, said UF graduate Christopher Wilde-Garcia, and students tailor them to match their time crossing the stage. Members of the culturally black Greek groups usually wait until the end of the ceremony so they can stroll one after another.

I think the greater question to be asked here is, “how the hell are these Blacks even graduating from a university?”

Because – let’s get real here – even the most stupid Mickey Mouse programs shouldn’t be passable by barely literate 85-IQ Negroes. So it’s quite obvious that these schools are allowing Black students to pass courses and graduate even with significantly sub-standard performance. And if these graduates can’t even repress their jungle urges enough to act like human beings on graduation day, you know they’re not of these fabled “magic negroes” who can perform in normal human society.

Nigga, u ain’t no Thomas Sowell.

Now, these “graduates” are going to be filling all sorts of important positions in our nations, and continue running everything straight into the ground.

You thought the apocalypse was going to come as a result of nuclear fallout, huh? In fact, the wasteland will be created after we hit PEAK NIGGER.

Typical Dutch graduation photo

The wave of millenial Nazism is growing ever stronger. Nazi kids of yesteryear were content to merely play “Nazis vs Jews” beer pong, or post Trump Pepe’s online. But these Dutch kids are singing about “burning Jews” at their graduation.

Hardcore!

Haaretz:

Dutch Chief Rabbi Binyomin Jacobs called on authorities to identify and punish high school pupils who during their graduation ceremony sang about burning Jews.

These boys… *sniff* they make me so proud…

The incident happened last week during the graduation gala of the Elde College in the town of Schijndel, 70 miles southeast of Amsterdam, the Brabants Dagblad daily reported on Wednesday.

As they approached the party, several graduates sang: “Together we’ll burn Jews, because Jews burn the best.”

The phrase is part of a chant heard several times in recent years during soccer matches connected to the Amsterdam’s Ajax football team, whose players and supporters are often dubbed “Jews” because of the historic Jewish presence in the city, which is sometimes colloquially called “Mokum” after the Yiddish word for “place.” But the gala incident had nothing to do with soccer.

Yes, the incident has nothing to do with soccer (which Europeans strangely refer to as “football”), and everything to do with gassing Kikes.

The fact that some butthurt Rabbi is going to the authorities to get them “punished” for singing songs at their graduation party will accomplish precisely this: it’ll cement in these kid’s minds that Jews are bad news, and that Nazism is cool and anti establishment – the perfect way to make their parents mad.

Anyway, the Daily Stormer doesn’t endorse degenerate drinking parties (nor soccer, for that matter). But if you do it anyway (*wink wink* ), make sure to do it in style:

The aryan way to drink yourself into a stupor