That nigga can’t go to prison. His ass is too crazy.

He’s off the hook, dawg.

We gotta give him that money.

LBC:

The 32-year-old was ordered to Ashworth Hospital in Merseyside instead of prison.

He was sentenced for killing 19-year-old students Barnaby Webber and Grace O’Malley-Kumar as well as school caretaker Ian Coates, 65, in a knife rampage.

He stole Mr Coates’ van and rammed into three pedestrians before police boxed him in and subdued him.

But by being sent to a secure hospital instead of a regular jail, he is eligible for Universal Credit instalments of up to £360 a month.

“This is truly devastating to hear and it adds yet more layers of grief and a sense of injustice to those of us left behind,” Emma Webber, Barnaby’s mother, told The Telegraph.

“Whilst we are desperately trying to process our enormous grief, battle to try and find a way forwards to return to work and support our families, this vicious monster not only has tens of thousands of pounds of taxpayers’ money spent to keep him inside, he can also amass a small fortune of state benefits. How can this possibly be fair?

The victims

“This may be the law, but we strongly suggest the law is wrong, and urgently needs to be reviewed.”

The families are already furious with Calocane’s sentencing, having criticised the decision to accept his manslaughter pleas – a lesser charge than murder.

And his sentence is being reviewed by the attorney general, Victoria Prentis, after complaints the hospital order was too lenient.

A spokesperson for Mersey Care NHS Foundation Trust said: “All our patients within Ashworth High Secure Hospital are entitled to state benefits depending on their personal circumstances, which are paid by the Department for Work and Pension according to their rules and regulations.”

Imagine that the UK is currently trying to flood the country with a whole new batch of blacks.

No one believes this is anything other than a disaster for the country, they just say the British people deserve all of this violence, because they were involved in colonialism.

Bug or feature?

Imagine you commit grizzly murders and get caught and the judge is like: “I sentence you to life… building Legos!”

I’d do a press conference after the sentencing and it would be like an Oscar-acceptance speech: “I want to thank the judge, I want to thank my family and the people I killed. Thank you all. This is the happiest day of my life. This is what I’ve been working for.”

LBC:

Nottingham triple-killer Valdo Calocane will be able to build Lego and play the guitar inside the NHS hospital he is detained indefinitely inside.

The knifeman will also be able to paint inside his cushy room inside the secure hospital – with his quarters containing a personal shower.

Sentencing Judge told Calocane, 32, that he will ‘very probably’ spend the rest of his life inside the NHS psychiatric Ashworth Hospital after he pleaded guilty to the manslaughter of Barnaby Webber and Grace O’Malley-Kumar, both 19, as well as caretaker Ian Coates, 65.

The knifeman told doctors he was hearing voices before a diagnosis of a paranoid schizophrenic was made – allowing Calocane to plead guilty to manslaughter rather than murder on the basis of diminished responsibility.

Among the amenities on offer for the triple-killer is the freedom to watch DVDs, listen to vinyl records, and play musical instruments such as the guitar and saxophone inside his room at the NHS hospital in Maghull, near Liverpool.

According to the hospital’s patients possessions catalogue, BBC iPlayer will be able to be accessed on a 24inch television and also play a games on a computer console.

Valdo Calocane, Lego Man

Calocane will be able to decorate his room with ornaments, flags, pictures, and rugs, and can even gamble on the football pools.

If he was not found to have the mental illness, Calocane would have only been allowed an alarm clock, radio, books, and photos inside a Category A prison.

If Calocane responds to treatment, he will be able to roam the grounds of the hospital 24 hours a day, a former Ashworth worker told The Sun on Sunday.

The former worker added: “If Calocane’s stable enough and they get his medication right, he can go to social events where they’ll have a film or a show on.

“He can go and do education, he can go to the gym, arts and crafts. There’s a metal workshop, cookery classes, even a swimming pool.’What I found when I was there is that it’s seen as a holiday camp.”

Calocane hacked university student Barnaby Webber to death and killed Grace O’Malley-Kumar as she tried to defend her friend.

He also stabbed Ian Coates, 65, to death early on June 13 before driving his victim’s van into three people in an attempt to kill them.

Barnaby Webber, Grace O’Malley-Kumar and Ian Coates

He was sentenced at Nottingham Crown Court on Thursday.

The judge, Mr Justice Turner, told him: “Your sickening crimes both shocked the nation and wrecked the lives of your surviving victims and the families of them all.”

He told Calocane: “But for the voices inside your head … you had no reason to harm any of them. You still labour under the strong impression that the voices are real.

“You were and remain dangerous.”

He added that putting him in jail would risk him rejecting medication.

But relatives of Barnaby and Mr Coates criticised the sentence.

Barnaby, 19, was attacked by Calocane just down the road from his student residence.

During Calocane’s sentencing hearing, Barnaby’s father David told him: “Your despicable, murderous actions are not reparable in this or any other lifetime.

“Your evil, vicious, selfish, unforgivable actions have caused damage that will never be repaired.”

Yikes.

Cool it on the racism, buddy.

He’s just trying to make a better life for his family and anyway, what about the Holocaust?

The “victim” family didn’t even mention the Holocaust at all in their statements.

Does that just not matter anymore? Even after October 7 showed you that the “Holocaust Mindset” is still alive and well on the earth?

I wonder what kind of Lego sets this nigga finna to build first?

Man, if I was sentenced to life playing legos, I know where I’d start: Death Star, baby.

But that said, the Death Star would just be a warm-up for the real project, which would be using Star Wars and Ninjago Legos to build a massive recreation of the Kowloon Walled City, but also make it cyberpunk with busted up robots and crap.

Man, all this talk of Legos makes me want to go out and murder white people.