Previously: 

• Pope Francis Drops “Faggotness” Slur to Confuse Catholics About Direction of the Church
• Pope Faggot Apologizes for Fellow Faggots, Vatican Says Church Should be Busting with Cocksucking Faggots

Originally, the hot take was that the Pope said “faggot” in a private meeting and then leaked it on purpose so conservative Catholics (also known as “actual Catholics”) would be less angry about his pro-faggot agenda.

But then he apologizes, and now he’s insulting women.

This could actually just be an out of control senility thing that is going to lead to him being replaced sooner rather than later.

The Guardian:

Pope Francis is alleged to have told a group of young priests that “gossip is a women’s thing”, two days after he apologised for using a homophobic slur.

The remark was allegedly made during a closed-door meeting on Thursday with a group of newly ordained priests in Rome, according to a story published on Il Silere Non Possum, a website dedicated to Vatican news, and then reported by several mainstream Italian newspapers and news agencies.

The pontiff, 87, is reported to have advised the priests against “badmouthing” in parishes and congregations, before allegedly saying: “Gossip is a women’s thing.” He is alleged to have added: “We wear the trousers, we have to say things.”

Women don’t say shit. They just blah, blah, blah.

Pope goes BASED?

Marco Perfetti, the director of Il Silere Non Possum, said the site had audio of the discussion, which he claimed was recorded by more than one participant at the event and backed up by sources. “We have the recording of the pope saying this,” he said.

Frankly, he’s not looking too sharp.

I’m certain that the entire Vatican staff is on calls with the entire Biden staff, like “what are you giving that guy to kill him on point? Because we’re gonna need a lot of it.”

I have already said I think he must have been drunk when he made these statements, because even if he wanted to say them, why would he say them to a book author instead of the press directly?

CNN:

Former White House chief strategist Steve Bannon said Sunday he regretted not responding sooner to comments attributed to him that were critical of Donald Trump Jr. in an explosive new book on the White House.

“Donald Trump, Jr. is both a patriot and a good man,” read Bannon’s statement, which CNN obtained Sunday from a source close to Bannon. “He has been relentless in his advocacy for his father and the agenda that has helped turn our country around.”

The statement later adds: “I regret that my delay in responding to the inaccurate reporting regarding Don Jr has diverted attention from the president’s historical accomplishments in the first year of (Trump’s) presidency.”

Along with the above statements made to Axios, he released a media statement saying he was actually talking about Paul Manafort when he said “treason.”

The Guardian:

The Guardian revealed last week that Bannon, formerly Trump’s chief strategist, said a Trump Tower meeting between Trump Jr and Russians during the 2016 presidential election campaign was “treasonous” and “unpatriotic”.

In his statement given to the Guardian and other outlets on Sunday, Bannon did not apologise for any of his remarks to the author Michael Wolff, which included strident criticisms of the president’s daughter, Ivanka Trump – whom he called “dumb as a brick” – and her husband, Jared Kushner.

But he said he should have been quicker to clarify that his remarks about the June 2016 meeting in Trump Tower referred to Trump’s then campaign chairman, who was also present.

“My comments were aimed at Paul Manafort, a seasoned campaign professional with experience and knowledge of how the Russians operate,” Bannon said. “He should have known they are duplicitous, cunning and not our friends. To reiterate, those comments were not aimed at Don Jr.”

This is pretty garbled. Apparently he is saying he was misquoted? As in, words that he did not say were attributed to him?

If that was the case why didn’t he immediately come out with the statement?

The White House is saying Steve will never be invited back into confidence.

The Hill:

A White House official told Politico that it was “unlikely” Stephen Bannon would return to his former status in President Trump’s circle after Bannon released a statement reiterating his support for Trump.

Bannon called Donald Trump Jr. a “patriot” and a “good man” in a statement earlier Sunday, adding that he regretted not addressing comments attributed to him in a new bombshell book about Trump’s White House.

However, Politico reported that several Trump administration officials said the statement did not change the views of Bannon by those close to Trump.
Bannon said in the statement that his support for Trump was “unwavering” and that “President Trump was the only candidate that could have taken on and defeated the Clinton apparatus.”

Trump releasing a blistering statement claiming that Bannon “lost his mind” after the comments attributed to Bannon first emerged.

The former chief strategist is quoted in Michael Wolff’s “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House” as saying the Trump Tower meeting between Donald Trump Jr. and a Russian lawyer was “treasonous.”

“They’re going to crack Don Junior like an egg on national TV,” Bannon says in the book.

I think it’s fair enough to dump the guy.

The question now is whether or not Breitbart will dump him, and I think that if they are able, they will.

It’s all very sad. I don’t understand why someone would destroy their career and their legacy this way.

I guess the lesson is: if you’re totally plastered, go home. Don’t talk to reporters you may pass on your way home.

Rap monkey Travis Scott is reportedly ditching Kylie Jenner after knocking her up! 

As we transition into the new year, we have this interesting piece of celebrity gossip. It is being reported that Kylie Jenner has broken up with her rap monkey boyfriend, Travis Scott. This despite her being impregnated with Scott’s little monkey child.

Truly shocking news!

Independent:

Kylie Jenner has reportedly split from rapper Travis Scott.

The 20-year-old reality star is rumoured to be pregnant with Travis’ baby, but the duo have apparently gone their separate ways ahead of the birth, with Travis reported to have told Kylie that he “can’t do this anymore”.

A source explained: “He finally plucked up the courage to tell Kylie he’s done, that he loves her and will always be around for the baby, but they’re not compatible as a couple.

“Kylie was totally blindsided even though everyone else in her life saw this coming.”

Yeah, so he says that he’ll always be around for the baby. That’s a good one. Does anybody really believe that?

If he were a real father he’d stick it out with Kylie and raise the little monkey baby with it’s mother. However, Black males make for terrible fathers. They’re obsessed with “muh dik” and don’t care how many bitches they knock up. I’m honestly surprised that he didn’t just pack up and leave after finding out Kylie was pregnant. Lots of mixed-race children grow up in households with single mothers because the Black father has disappeared.

This entire relationship reveals how stupid females are. Anybody can see that Scott looks like a filthy zoo animal. Why would any female want to have sex with such a creature? Especially a female like Kylie, who has some type of celebrity status. Were there not any other non-monkey male celebrities to have sex with? This whole situation shows a real lack of sound judgment on her part.

Earlier in the year, we used an advanced super computer located in our Lagos, Nigeria headquarters to determine what Kylie’s baby will look like. The computer gave us the following result.

Keep in mind, this is just a computer prediction of what her baby will look like. It is quite possible that the actual baby will be even uglier and more grotesque looking.

Race-mixing is a horrible thing and women need to be shamed and properly disciplined for even thinking of engaging in such a disgusting practice.

Hopefully Kylie has learned a valuable life lesson from this. If you burn the coal, you pay the toll. She’s now going to have a little ape monster to take care of for the next 18 years. It will be a constant reminder of the horrible mistake that she made.