Google Maps Now Shows Most Fuel Efficient Route Besides Fastest, to Fight Climate Change
Leftism isn’t a religion, but we do recommend that you drive a different route that is going to take longer so that you can help to change the weather. From…
Outrage After American Media Supports Swedish Faggot Who Supports Terrorism to Change the Weather
Andreas Malm is believed to be the first ever terrorist to shave his eyebrows. Or maybe his eyebrows were singed off when he was doing a bombing…? I don’t ever…
Greta Lashes Out, Demands Immediate Changes to the Weather
Greta’s had enough. She wants the government to take action and use machines to kill all plant life and turn the planet into a solid sheet of ice immediately. She…
Greta Thunberg Says “So Many” Climate Activists Have Autism and Depression
The Guardian asked Greta to cover herself in fake oil and take pictures, but it is not clear if doing the one-eye thing was her idea. On Saturday, The Guardian…
New Science Fact: We Only Have 3 Minutes to Stop Global Warming
Now only 2 minutes left. We only have 46 seconds to save the world from a global warming apocalypse. If you don’t eat a cheeseburger made of insects in the…
Wild Psychopaths Trying to Suck All the Carbon Out of Atmosphere, Kill All Life
These psychos are totally wild and unhinged. They want to suffocate all life on earth by depriving it of carbon. Yahoo! News: When the world’s biggest facility for sucking carbon…
Eat Bugs! 20 Meat and Dairy Firms Change the Weather More Than Germany, Britain, or France
You have to eat these bugs! There’s no choice! There is no way out of this meal…! The Guardian: Twenty livestock companies are responsible for more greenhouse gas emissions…
Media Trumps Up Global Warming Hoax, Says Apocalypse has Already Begun
The media is now just utterly out of control. They are simply making things up, outright, without any consideration at all for what people might say – because all of…
CNN: The Taliban Control Minerals The World “Desperately” Needs to Survive Climate Change
If the US wanted to control these minerals, maybe they should have opened up trade deals with the Taliban instead of invading their country and trying to force them to…
More Fires, Floods, And Extreme Weather Coming Unless We Cool Planet Off Right Now, Scientists Say
But how old is the planet though? The climate change hoaxers love to come up with these graphics to scare people. Imagine if winter lasted centuries instead of months, and…