Poor Countries Getting Shorted on Promised Weather Hoax Aid Money
There’s been a long-running plan to get the third world on board with the global agenda by bribing them with cash payments. This has all sorts of strings attached, with…
Greta Thunberg Says the Science Doesn’t Lie, Asks for a Climate Leader to Step Up
Meet The Guardian’s newest opinion columnist – Greta Thunberg. Or as I like to call her, “Greeta Toonbearg.” If you’re wondering why a mentally retarded teenager is writing op-eds for…
BREAKING: Greta Thunberg Caught On Camera Not Being Angry and Miserable
I saw it — so now you have to pic.twitter.com/3zY94FH5CA — Benny (@bennyjohnson) October 17, 2021 I’m so overjoyed that Greta is finally raising her voice in song. The world…
Making Babies is the “Grandest Act of Climate Destruction”
The Science says: don’t have kids. The most important thing is that you cease breeding, goy. Spectator: About four years ago, my wife and I, who are both in our…
Google Maps Now Shows Most Fuel Efficient Route Besides Fastest, to Fight Climate Change
Leftism isn’t a religion, but we do recommend that you drive a different route that is going to take longer so that you can help to change the weather. From…
Greta Thunberg Says “So Many” Climate Activists Have Autism and Depression
The Guardian asked Greta to cover herself in fake oil and take pictures, but it is not clear if doing the one-eye thing was her idea. On Saturday, The Guardian…
They’re Coming for Your Gym Protein Now, Claiming It Damages the Weather
On Wednesday, The Guardian published a piece by feminist activist Sirin Kale claiming that protein shakes are destroying the planet. Kale has a face that looks really squiggly and disgusting.…
World’s Biggest Cow Fart-Sucking Device Inaugurated in Iceland
Of course, the people making these will be selling them for a profit. It’s only fair. This sucking hasn’t even begun. The Guardian: The world’s largest plant designed to suck…
Eat Bugs! 20 Meat and Dairy Firms Change the Weather More Than Germany, Britain, or France
You have to eat these bugs! There’s no choice! There is no way out of this meal…! The Guardian: Twenty livestock companies are responsible for more greenhouse gas emissions…
More Fires, Floods, And Extreme Weather Coming Unless We Cool Planet Off Right Now, Scientists Say
But how old is the planet though? The climate change hoaxers love to come up with these graphics to scare people. Imagine if winter lasted centuries instead of months, and…