General Hanky-Panky Says Hamas Attack Worse Than 911
“General” Davey is too busy playing hanky-panky to know what is worse than what, but the stupid asshole should at least be able to understand that 911 happened in America.…
Genius Strategist Petraeus Outlines Totally Sensible Response to Russian Nuke
While cleaning up Iraq, General Petraeus had one motto and one motto only: “bitches don’t know about my dick.” General David Petraeus is the great military genius of our time.…