Wanna know how I got this restraining order?

Say what you will about this man, but no one can call him a simp.

This was really something: a top-tier cosplay performance.

New York Post:

A violent thug obsessed the Joker smirked menacingly in his mugshot — while wearing Halloween makeup of the Batman baddie, according to a report.

Noel Mooney, 35, was busted in the UK for an attack on his ex-girlfriend so savage that she now suffers PTSD and may have permanent damage to her hearing and sight, the Derby Telegraph reported.

His unidentified victim said Mooney was so obsessed with the DC Comics villain he “thinks he’s the Joker,” the local paper said.

Mooney was still in makeup as his twisted idol when he was arrested on Halloween, smiling as if in character for his Derbyshire Police mugshot.

He smirked at his terrified victim in Derby Crown Court last week, leaving her in tears as he was sentenced to two years in prison after admitting assault occasioning actual bodily harm.

Smirks are a weapon of the patriarchy and White Supremacists. We have successfully weaponized smirking in recent years.

I am unsurprised to see weaponized smirking finally making its way into the mainstream.

It shouldn’t have to be like this. But it do.

As he was led away by court officers, he looked straight into the eyes of his victim, rubbing his eyes and smiling, the paper said.

Mooney launched his vicious attack in May 2018 after not getting invited to a party celebrating the launch of his ex’s new business — even though they had split a month earlier, the court heard.

“If you think I’ve been violent in the past, watch me now,” he warned her, trapping her in the house they used to share in Chesterfield and then punching and kicking her in an hours-long attack where he also dragged her by the hair, the report said.

When she tried to flee, he grabbed her by the throat and throttled her until her vision became blurred and she lost consciousness, the report says. She finally escaped by running to her car and calling for help.

“She must have been terrified while you were carrying out these attacks and that did not stop you,” Judge Robert Egbuna said during sentencing, noting Mooney showed no remorse throughout the trial.

“Now you ask the court to show you mercy, when you showed no mercy to her,” he said, calling Mooney “a controlling individual” who thinks women are his “property.” 

Hippity-hoppity, women are property.

This is not a controversial claim seeing as it is in the Bible and was understood by all civilized and non-civilized societies right up until the 1960s. Sex crimes aren’t even a real thing, they’re a hoax, a myth, a conspiracy.

The only real crime worth considering is property crime. This is the lens that we must see this all through.

Consider:

• When a man commits adultery with another man’s woman, he’s rolling up on someone else’s real estate and that should be punishable
• A man beating his woman in certain circumstances is also committing a crime because he’s fouling up the commons (no one wants to see couples fight in public; it give you intense cringe and ruins your day out)
• Excessive beating is a no-no because the society has to dedicate resources to patching her up

To analyze this Joker’s case, we need to establish whose property the woman was when he fought her. If she was still his property at the time then we need to analyze whether the beating was excessive or justified.

Everything else is irrelevant.

The wages of single mommery are death and despair.

Fox 35:

A Volusia County mother is facing child abuse charges after punching her son so hard that his jaw was dislocated, police say.

Ann Perugia, 35, was arrested on Wednesday at her home on Northern Road in South Daytona. According to a report from the South Daytona Police Department, Perugia had asked her 10-year-old son to turn off his ‘Fortnite’ video game and take a shower. After 10 minutes passed, Perugia asked him if he had taken a shower and he replied “no.”

“He got up and started towards the bathroom and that is when his mother got irate and charged into the bathroom,” the report states. “When the two got into the bathroom, (he) stated that she punched him with a closed fist in the jaw which dislocated his jaw and caused great pain.”

Congratulations, you dumb psycho bitch.

You just created the next Joker.

That Epic Gamer is going to grow up and pillow you on the Day of the Uprising. You’ve sown the seeds of your own destruction, and you don’t even know it yet.

The single mom was taken to jail… for her own safety. The guards should throw away the key and subject her to daily beatings with billy clubs, but alas, we live in a fallen society where there is no true justice.

The boy was able to call his father to come pick him up. His father completed a sworn statement and said he wanted to press charges against Perugia for child abuse.

Perugia reportedly told police that after she asked him a second time to take a shower, “the mother stated he stomped his feet into the bathroom so she followed him and asked what his attitude was for and he replied to her, ‘I hate you and you don’t do anything for me!'”

Dumb bitch, she should have brought those tendies on time.

A couple of weeks in the slammer ought to teach her.

Perugia stated that the only thing she did after that “was grab (him) by his arm and brought him back inside” when he tried to leave. She did not mention punching the boy.

She was placed under arrest and taken to jail.

Police say because the father does not have full custody, the boy is staying with his aunt.

Out of the frying pan and into the fire – bad luck, kid.

Once again, because we all need a reminder from time to time: We live in a Human Rights Freedom Democracy , which means that we take orders from mommies now – the Mommy Occupation Government, as it is affectionately known. Now, you can choose your mommy (for now, and within reason), but you can’t ever not have a mommy supervising you.

Sometimes, you can even have two mommies for twice the fun and empowerment to your jaw.

“The child also had scratches around his body that were caused by the mother,” the police report states.”This malicious act also caused her son unjustifiable pain and injury. This act has no valid reason to subject the child to that kind of punishment for failing to listen to his mother.”

Remember, the boy was only 10 when she decided to open up a can of female empowerment on his face. This was not a fair fight. No one in their right mind does this. Saudi men don’t even do that to their wives.

They use open-handed 100% halal palm strikes executed judiciously to the body or the back of the hand to the face.

In other words, what this craven cunt did was blatantly unfair and unjust even by Middle Eastern standards.

I can’t wait to revisit this family in a couple of years after her little boy has put on a bit of mass. 

Things will work out well in the end, I’m sure.