See, this is what we keep telling you about sports: it’s not safe.

It’s the number one way to die suddenly.

Fox News:

Luca Meixner, a soccer player who played in Germany for SSV Reutlingen 05, has died, the club announced on Saturday. He was 22.

The club issued a statement on its Instagram account. The club said Meixner died “unexpectedly.”

“This past weekend we received the terrible news that our player Luca Meixner passed away on Friday 12/27. died unexpectedly at the age of 22,” SSV Reutlingen said.

“The entire SSV family is deeply disturbed and stunned. His teammates, all boards and staff mourn Lucas’ survivors and our thoughts are with his family, friends and companions.”

Meixner’s cause of death wasn’t immediately revealed.

People just need to relax. If you have an urge to do sports, try masturbating or crying instead.

This guy is allegedly still alive and well

This always happened.

Russian troll farms have worked tirelessly to delete all of the articles about it happening before 2020 from the internet.

Metro:

A teenage football prodigy related to a former Liverpool star has died on the pitch after collapsing mid-game.

Kaylen Dennis, 17, was playing for Walthamstow Football Club on Wednesday when he died suddenly in the middle of the match.

The youngster, who was cousins with Sheffield United player Rhian Brewster, was described by coaches as an ‘incredible talent’.

In a statement, the semi-pro club confirmed his death and said: ‘We are devastated to learn of the passing away of one of our U23 players, Kaylen Dennis during a game.

‘We send our deepest condolences to his family, friends, teammates and everyone that knew him.’

His cause of death remains unknown.

Brewster paid tribute to his fallen cousin during a game against Millwall last night, pointing his finger up to the sky in a moving tribute after scoring the first goal of the game.

He later told BBC Radio Sheffield: ‘I want to dedicate that goal to my younger cousin.

‘He passed away earlier today before the game, so that’s one for him and the family.

‘It’s a very tough time for the family, but I played for him today, and I was very happy to come away with a goal, and that’s for him.’

I bet it was the heat that did him in.

Athletes die of heart attacks all the time, and it’s always because of the heat.

This is about America, but we all know how hot Britain can get in December

This always happened.

Elite athletes were always very unhealthy people.

Don’t believe the conspiracy theories.

AP:

Fiorentina midfielder Edoardo Bove is in a medically induced coma after collapsing on the field during his team’s Serie A match at home to Inter Milan on Sunday, with the game abandoned shortly afterward.

Bove’s teammates immediately called for medical help and both sets of players surrounded the 22-year-old while he was being treated before he was swiftly stretchered off to an ambulance near the pitch and taken to Careggi Hospital in Florence.

“Fiorentina and the Careggi University Hospital announce that the footballer Edoardo Bove … is currently under pharmacological sedation and hospitalized in intensive care,” Fiorentina said in a statement. “The first cardiological and neurological tests performed have ruled out acute damage to the central nervous system and the cardio-respiratory system. Edoardo Bove will be re-evaluated in the next 24 hours.”

Sky Italia reported that the player regained consciousness while he was in the ambulance and was managing to breathe on his own.

Bove’s parents and his girlfriend have arrived at the hospital along with Fiorentina coach Raffaele Palladino and most of his teammates, as well as club directors and the city’s mayor.

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It is the second incident this year of a player collapsing during a Serie A match. It happened to Roma defender Evan Ndicka during his team’s match at Udinese in April.

A footballer in a lower league collapsed on the same day as Ndicka and actually died.

That guy wasn’t famous though, so no one cares about him.

He will one day be honored at the tomb of the unknown vaxer

At least the blacks will stand up against the gays.

The only white people who will do this are Russian.

BBC:

Marc Guehi wrote a ‘Jesus loves you’ message on his rainbow captain’s armband for Crystal Palace’s match at Ipswich Town, despite being reminded by the Football Association that religious messaging on kit is banned.

The rainbow armbands are being worn as Premier League clubs show support for LGBTQ+ inclusion in sport by taking part in charity Stonewall’s Rainbow Laces campaign.

The Football Association told Guehi and his club that religious messaging on kit is banned after the 24-year-old’s rainbow armband in Palace’s draw against Newcastle United on Saturday had the message ‘I love Jesus’ written on it.

Ipswich Town captain Sam Morsy did not wear a rainbow armband again on Tuesday, after his club said he elected not to do so at the weekend because of his “religious beliefs”.

“Nigga, why you such a cuck?”

Following his side’s 1-0 victory at Portman Road, Palace manager Oliver Glasner appealed for “calm” about the issue.

“Everyone now is about integration, no discrimination and Marc as well,” Glasner told Amazon Prime.

“We all have the same opinion. We are in sports and in sports we are always against discrimination and any kind of abuse, and Marc as well.”

Imagine how weird this all is.

Ostensibly, we are all supposed to be celebrating a paraphilia, a fetish, because we want people with that sexual problem to feel happy.

What about the other sexual problems? Should not all of the perverts have their own flags, that footballers are forced to wear against their will?

Channel 4 made an entire documentary asking why there aren’t any faggot football players

Hey, buddy.

No jokes allowed.

You saw the sign. The sign said “no jokes allowed.”

This is a democracy and a very serious country, we don’t just go around making jokes.

Deutsche Welle:

Tottenham Hotspur’s midfielder Rodrigo Bentancur has received a seven-match ban for a racist remark made about South Korean teammate Son Heung-min during a television interview.

The English Football Association said in a statement that an independent commission also imposed a £100,000 (€119,700) fine on the player.

“It was further alleged that this constitutes an “aggravated breach”… as it included a reference – whether express or implied – to nationality and/or race and/or ethnic origin,” the statement added.

The FA said that Bentancur denied the charge but the independent Regulatory Commission “found it to be proven and imposed his sanctions following a hearing.”

In June, the host of Uruguayan television programme Por La Camiseta, asked Bentancur for a Spurs player’s shirt, to which he replied, “Sonny’s?”, adding: “Or one of Sonny’s cousins as they all look more or less the same.”

Bentancur was charged in September and apologised to Son after a clip from the show was widely circulated.

“The Player initially showed remorse and took responsibility for his actions and offered full and (we have no doubt) sincere apologies. In our view, that was greatly to his credit,” the independent commission said.

Do they all look alike or not?

Is it even a joke?

I suspect the Korean himself didn’t actually give a shit

Video from 4 years ago, when the “art” was first created

Just normal people doing normal stuff.

The Post Millennial:

An art exhibit in Los Angeles recently promoted the concept that one way of stopping hate in society is to demonstrate an almost homicidal anger against former President Donald Trump. The show was supposed to be all about how Trump is somehow “spreading hate” and people were asked to show their support for that concept by kicking around a soccer ball that resembled the head and face of Trump.

According to ZeroHedge, the art show participants were invited to take turns kicking a latex mock-up of Trump’s head around the floor at Superchief Gallery Saturday. The Trump football was envisioned by a group called INDECLINE who first introduced the world to their “anti-hate” tool four years ago by bringing it down to the southern border with Mexico and encouraging people to take turns knocking the ball around.

The art gallery claimed the point of exercising brute force on an object that looks like a former president’s head was to protest against how Trump supposedly is “spreading hate.” The group tried to explain the obvious contradiction by saying, “Freedom Kick is an appeal to the American sense of justice as a match between two opposing teams. The rules are meant to protect us from cheaters. We believe it is time to reset the game, before we have to spend another four years watching a cheeseburger-scarfing, bloviating mess hobble up and down the pitch spreading hate.”

Another desiccated version of Trump can be seen at the Subliminal Projects Gallery in LA, that features a statue of the Republican presidential candidate without clothes and with his genitals cut off, ZeroHedge reported.

It’s just basic democracy.

Don’t worry about it.

They did a similar thing with Putin’s head, but they didn’t have the balls to do it in Russia

Remember when this nigga cried?

Remember how sad you felt?

Reuters:

A fan who racially abused Real Madrid forward Vinicius Jr and Villarreal player Samuel Chukwueze in two games at Mallorca last year has been found guilty and handed a suspended prison sentence, Real Madrid said on Thursday.

The aggressor, who was not named in the La Liga club’s statement, had his 12-month sentence suspended after apologising in a letter to Vinicius and doing anti-discrimination training.

He was also banned from stadiums for three years.

“This is the third criminal conviction handed down in recent months for racist insults received by Real Madrid players,” Real the team said. “Real Madrid … will keep working to protect the club’s values and erradicate any racist behaviour in the world of football and sport.”

Someone has to protect the feelings of the blacks.

They sure as hell can’t do it themselves.

Not after slavery and the Holocaust, at least. Maybe thousands of years ago, blacks could protect their own feelings, but now, for the remainder of eternity, white women have to do that.

Aquí podéis ver el “Contrato de Consentimiento” para mantener relaciones sexuales que circula entre los futbolistas de Primera División. Saquen sus propias conclusiones, pero el apartado violación accidental me parece aberrante. 👇 pic.twitter.com/xpbMyrDOYt

— Miguel Galan (@MiguelGalanCNFE) September 10, 2024

Women are so stupid.

They do all these rape hoaxes against men, then the men bring out the forms to protect themselves, and they say that is itself some kind of abuse.

Maybe this is smart on the part of the players, but the thing there is… this becomes like a prenup. The purpose of no-fault divorce is that marriage isn’t a real contract, so judges decided a long time ago that a prenup was just a way to bypass the laws that say “marriage is not a real contract,” so they just throw out the prenups.

In the case of these consent forms, if a woman is already accusing a man of rape, she can just say he forced her to sign the form as part of the rape. There is no “one weird trick” to get out of being rape-hoaxed, other than just completely avoiding women altogether.

It sort of makes you wonder what the point of getting rich and famous even is.

Daily Mail:

Several footballers in Spain are using sexual consent contracts after a concerning rise in rape and assault allegations and convictions, an expert has claimed.

A number of players have been embroiled in high-profile police action in recent years and Miguel Angel Galan, the head of the Spanish School for the Education of Managers, has claimed that the consent forms are now a regular practice for some.

Galan, who has been heavily involved in political circles in Spanish football, has published the alleged form on his official X, formerly Twitter, account.

The document is written in English, however, with Galan explaining on a TV show that the form came into his possession after being passed on by a foreign player.

This is hardcore (pun intended ahahahahaha).

They go through the individual acts and require initials for each…!

You can definitely understand why some stupid bitch would find this to put a damper on her fantasy of sex with a famous footballer.

Maybe that bitch shouldn’t have been a lying cunt in the first place and worked with the sickening satanic cops to create a situation where heterosexual sex is de facto illegal!

Spanning three separate pages, the forms cover several sections. Both parties are told to identify themselves using their first and last names and confirm that ‘the proposer and the consented party are sexually attracted to each other’.

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Speaking on the Spanish programme ‘En boca de todos’, Galan said: ‘I received this type of contract from a foreign footballer, so I suspect that they are used in other countries, under another law. I think that a contract like this has no place.’

These men’s lives are being destroyed, one by one, by greedy lying sluts who go have sex with them and then use it as a platform to gain money and fame.

Women are literally vampires.

How can anyone be against this form?

Imagine, if you will, a country where a woman goes to the hotel room of a rich and handsome famous person, and then, while drunk in the man’s bed, is raped by him.

You do not have to imagine such a world, friend, because it is the world in which you live.

One of these guys is not even German.

He’s Indian.

Human Events:

A German podcast was ordered by a court to delete an episode after the hosts referred to a transgender-identifying biological male as “a man” and used male pronouns when speaking about him.

The episode of the podcast “Hoss and Hopf,” hosted by Kiarash Hossainpour and Philip Hopf, discussed Laura Holstein, a biological male formerly known as Nicholas who identifies as female. Holstein, a balding male, has gained attention over several months for demanding access to female-only spaces, such as a women’s gym, with support from the Federal Anti-Discrimination Agency.

The Frankfurt am Main Regional Court ordered the podcasters to remove the episode in which they spoke about Holstein. Additionally, both Hossainpour and Hopf were prohibited from referring to Holstein as a man.

This is the tranny. He’s allegedly only 25.

Hossainpour took to X to comment on the issue, posting the court order that prohibits the podcast hosts from “distributing, publishing or having third parties distribute or publish” statements that refer to Holstein as a man, despite his biological sex.

“Our podcast episode about the legal drama of a person who was born biologically male but wanted to go to a women’s gym – with the support of the Independent Federal Commissioner for Anti-Discrimination – is now offline,” Hossainpour stated. “The reason? A decision by the Frankfurt am Main Regional Court that redefines the boundaries between biology, identity and law.”

“In an expedited procedure, without an oral hearing, the court ruled in favor of the applicant, a transgender woman. Why? Our repeated designation as a ‘man’ was considered a violation of her personal rights, since she is ‘legally and socially recognized as a woman,’” he added.

He also criticized the court’s urgency in handling the case, highlighting how the court believed that the use of biologically correct terms represented an “immediate danger that could not be delayed.”

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The podcast hosts are also facing a €250,000 fine for violating German law and could spend up to six months in prison if the fine is not paid, according to Reduxx.

Yikes.

That sure is a big fine.

Why are all these trannies in the German military?

And why is it illegal to insult them?

What is going on with all of these groups being totally above criticism, to the point where you get arrested for making fun of them?

Trannies are Germany’s secret weapon against Putin

Full-time. Flying Bats FC win the Premiership and the Grand Final. Trans-identified males will be crowned champions in the Women’s Premier League Division. Somehow, this is supposed to represent progress. Somewhere, the custodians of our game don’t care. #SaveWomensSports pic.twitter.com/UaBTGVyRwx

— Lucy Zelić (@LucyZelic) August 25, 2024

Women are such garbage.

They will never be able to compete with trannies.

I’m so sick of hearing conservatives whine about how we should protect women’s sports.

Trannies are the worst form of social poison. They are deranged and they are child-molesters. But their one redeeming quality is their obsession with destroying women’s sports.

Women’s sports is the stupidest idea ever.

Human Events:

An Australian women’s soccer team has finished their season undefeated after winning the league’s grand final. The team, the Flying Bats, has five trans-identified males in its ranks.

During the 2024 North West Sydney Football Women’s Premier Competition season, the Flying Bats won all 17 of their games, scoring 76 goals while only 8 were scored against them, Reduxx reported.

How did they let women score 8 goals against them?

That’s shameful.

I guess maybe these trannies had never played the sport before they became the champions of the league. But still.

Journalist Lucy Zelic posted that, at the conclusion of the Sunday game, the Flying Bats had won 5-4 over West Pennant Hills Cherrybrook Football Club. “Full-time. Flying Bats FC win the Premiership and the Grand Final. Trans-identified males will be crowned champions in the Women’s Premier League Division. Somehow, this is supposed to represent progress. Somewhere, the custodians of our game don’t care,” she wrote, adding the hashtag “Save Women’s Sports.”

One of the transgender players on the Flying Bats was issued a yellow card during the game, and another was named best on the ground.

The team had won $1,000 earlier in the year after winning every game in the North West Sydney League pre-season Beryl Ackroyd Cup.

An attendee of the Sunday game told Australian talk radio presenter Ben Fordham, “There was quite a high security presence up there, and… they were actually doing bag checks to make sure no one had brought in any sort of device to film the game any bigger than a mobile phone.”

“I was told by security that they’d had to ask one person who refused to let them into their bag to leave the premises. So they were clamping down on people there trying to take footage… because The Flying Bats are a hot topic in football circles these days,” he added.

The attendee, identified only as David, said the opposing team had a “really vocal crowd,” adding, “you should have heard the boos coming from the West Pennant Hills crowd section. It was deafening.”

Well that sounds like transphobia to me.

All of these people booing the trannies and cheering the women should go to prison.

We have to use pro-tranny laws to make it illegal to support women’s sports.

The best thing about this is that the trannies are objectively very bad at football