Germany: 22-Year-Old Footballer Unexpectedly Dies
Luca Meixner See, this is what we keep telling you about sports: it’s not safe. It’s the number one way to die suddenly. Fox News: Luca Meixner, a soccer player…
UK: 17-Year-Old Black Footballer Drops Dead
Kaylen Dennis This always happened. Russian troll farms have worked tirelessly to delete all of the articles about it happening before 2020 from the internet. Metro: A teenage football…
Italy: 22-Year-Old Footballer in Induced Coma After Suddenly Collapsing on the Field
This always happened. Elite athletes were always very unhealthy people. Don’t believe the conspiracy theories. AP: Fiorentina midfielder Edoardo Bove is in a medically induced coma after collapsing on the…
UK: Despite Reprimand, Black Footballer Writes “Jesus Loves You” on Forced Faggot Armband
At least the blacks will stand up against the gays. The only white people who will do this are Russian. BBC: Marc Guehi wrote a ‘Jesus loves you’ message on…
UK: Uruguayan Footballer Gets 7-Game Ban, Huge Fine for Minor Joke
Hey, buddy. No jokes allowed. You saw the sign. The sign said “no jokes allowed.” This is a democracy and a very serious country, we don’t just go around making…
California: “Anti-Hate” Art Show Lets People Play Football With Trump’s Head
Video from 4 years ago, when the “art” was first created Just normal people doing normal stuff. The Post Millennial: An art exhibit in Los Angeles recently promoted the concept…
Spain: Another Football Fan Convicted for Saying Mean Things About Black Player
Remember when this nigga cried? Remember how sad you felt? Reuters: A fan who racially abused Real Madrid forward Vinicius Jr and Villarreal player Samuel Chukwueze in two games at…
Spain: Football Players Accused of Requiring Sluts to Sign Hilarious “Sexual Consent Forms”
Aquí podéis ver el “Contrato de Consentimiento” para mantener relaciones sexuales que circula entre los futbolistas de Primera División. Saquen sus propias conclusiones, pero el apartado violación accidental me parece…
Germany: Podcasters Forced by Court to Delete Episode Where They “Misgender” Tranny Footballer
The podcasters One of these guys is not even German. He’s Indian. Human Events: A German podcast was ordered by a court to delete an episode after the hosts referred…
Australia: Women’s Football Team With 5 Trannies Wins Season Undefeated
Full-time. Flying Bats FC win the Premiership and the Grand Final. Trans-identified males will be crowned champions in the Women’s Premier League Division. Somehow, this is supposed to represent progress.…