KFC’s Fake Chicken Nuggets Get Bad Review
It looks like Bill Gates is lying about this fake meat thing. Steve Cuozzo writes for New York Post: KFC is the latest fast-food giant to claim that “plant-based” chicken can taste…
California to Offer Free Government Healthcare to Everyone, Including Illegal Immigrants
This is America. Don’t catch me slipping. Healthcare is already free for all illegal immigrants in California. This is just designed to create a model for the rest of the…
Dreams Do Come True
2022 is shaping up to be an alright year, folks. BGR: If the rumors are true, Taco Bell is going to resurrect a popular item from its menu that the fast…
mRNA Vaccine Meat Coming Soon: Scientists Looking to Edit Genes of Farm Animals
Previously: They’re Trying to Turn Your Food Into mRNA Vaccines Now! Viral Antigen Version Already on Testing Phase! If your food is going to be filled with boosters, then that’s…
They’re Coming for Your Gym Protein Now, Claiming It Damages the Weather
On Wednesday, The Guardian published a piece by feminist activist Sirin Kale claiming that protein shakes are destroying the planet. Kale has a face that looks really squiggly and disgusting.…
Vegan “Gamer Gruel” Being Aggressively Shilled at the Peasants
Here’s a new ad that is being spammed all across reddit: “Huel” even sounds like “gruel.” (It’s allegedly a portmanteau of “human fuel.”) For too many years the peasants have…
And Then the Coronavirus Came for the Cheeses
Coronavirus took the cheese. It infected the trucks that deliver the cheese. Forbes: First toilet paper, then pasta. And now cheese is becoming harder to buy–more specifically the cheese used…
Ireland: Supreme Court Rules Subway Buns Too Sugary to Meet the Definition of Bread
One of the many ways that both Medieval peasants and the proletariat of the industrial revolution had it better than the average person now is that they had better food.…
Fat People in Advertisements are Just a Normal Thing Now
You see it everywhere now. Fat people have officially been normalized. This was I’m sure easier and cheaper for the ruling elite than regulating the food industry. Furthermore, we have…
Banning Junk Food in the Checkout Aisle is Too Little, Too Late
Berkeley will be first in the nation to ban candy, soda at checkout aisles https://t.co/5Q2QuR9Wlv — Berkeleyside (@berkeleyside) September 23, 2020 The federal government had a responsibility to regulate the…