Worst Korea: Court Blocks Methodist Church’s Excommunication of Pro-Anal Priest
Fake priest Lee Don-hwan attending an anal event So in the worst Korea of all the Koreas, you can’t even fire an anal priest. Korea Times: A local court accepted…
Norway: Obese Paki Culture Minister Shows Her Tits to Support Faggotry
At least she didn’t show people her asshole. I think we are all really thankful for that. Daily Mail: This is the moment a Norwegian minister thanked a cheering crowd…
Japan: Court Orders Government to Grant Arab Faggot Refugee Status
Japan is now gayer than Korea. Great job! Asahi Shimbun: In an epoch-making ruling, the Osaka District Court ordered the government to grant refugee status to an African who fears…
Latvia Officially Legalizes Anal Partnerships
This is what you get for aligning yourself with America. You deserve this, Latvia. Reuters: Maksims Ringo and Janis Locs became the first Latvian same-sex couple to register their partnership…
Namibia: Following Years of US (Uncle Poop Eater) Pressure, High Court Forces Rimming, Fisting on Population
Using both bribes and threats of sanctions against Africa for refusing to go full anal was a policy started under Obama, and vastly expanded under Trump (with his pledge to…
Thailand: Senate Passes Law Approving Anal “Marriage”
The obvious and yet esoteric hot take here is that this is much less about anal than it is about signaling to the world that Thailand is on Team America,…
Pakistan: Faggot Sent to Nuthouse for Trying to Open Fag Club
LOL The correct way to view homosexuals is as “criminally insane.” The Telegraph: A Pakistani man who tried to set up the country’s first gay club has been detained in…
I Just Wanted to See Mario…
I was watching a documentary about Super Mario Brothers, enjoying my bi-weekly* McDonald’s breakfast yesterday, and I saw that there was a special YouTube logo with eyes. It was not…
Mexico: Workers Tear Down Anal Flag from Public Building
Enough is enough. Everyone knows this isn’t about “two men in their own private bedroom,” it is about molesting children. No one supports this anymore. Everyone knows it’s a Jewish…
Actress Who Chopped Her Tits Off Narrates Nature Documentary About Faggot and Tranny Animals
Murder, rape, and cannibalism are all much more common among animals than faggotry and “changing sex” is. Many animals eat their own infants. Why aren’t we legalizing those as well?…