Ken Cuccinelli, the acting United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) Director, claimed on Sunday that the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agency is preparing to deport exactly 1 million invasive brown people.

We’ve been hearing this for weeks and it hasn’t happened.

Trump said three weeks ago that he was going to deport these people in a week, then on 23 June, he said he was going to do it in two weeks. Sunday was the two week mark, and nothing has happened.

I’m having a hard time seeing any kind of 5D chess in this debacle.

But Cuccinelli says not to worry, it’s all going to happen someday, over the rainbow.

He says that the matter is in the hands of Matthew Albence, the acting director of ICE.

Sorry, bud, but that guy does not exactly exude confidence.

Cuccinelli told this bitch on Face the Nation:

[ICE agents are] ready to just perform their mission which is to go and find and detain and then deport the approximately one million people who have final removal orders. They’ve been all the way through the due process and have final removal orders. Who among those will be targeted for this particular effort or not is really just information kept within ICE.

If they’re ready to do it, then they should do it.

I’m ready for them to do it, I can tell you that.

There is nothing in the universe I want more than to sit here on YouTube and watch a bunch of greasy spics get their doors kicked in by militarized police and get dragged out of their homes and thrown into the back of vans.

What we all want to see is a RoboCop-style brutal round-up of these wetbacks. That’s what we all voted for.

And that’s what they keep promising and never deliver.

It’s time to keep moving, moving, moving, though they’re disapproving. Keep them dogies moving.

Don’t try to understand them – just rope them, throw and brand them.

Basically, This is All Bullshit

They keep saying they’re going to do this, but then say “oh well, Congress has to do it, because of the asylum laws.”

The asylum laws don’t matter. They are an insane hoax. Firstly, they shouldn’t exist at all. The idea that anyone can claim asylum is insane. No country allows that. Even if you believe in asylum, it should be dealt with on a case-by-case basis.

But that doesn’t have to do with anything we’re talking about here. This is mixing all this stuff together. The one million people they want to deport already have legal deportation orders, so this is completely unrelated to asylum; all you have to do is go grab them and put them out. You could do that with well more than a million people. You could probably do it with 20 million people.

The entire “asylum” thing only applies to these new people coming across, because they just recently thought up this idea to say that anyone who lives in Central America is able to apply for asylum, because Central American countries are shitty and no one wants to live there.

Mixing these two issues is only meant to confuse people.

As the incremental Israeli genocide of the Palestinians proceeds apace, with approximately 1600 Palestinians killed  since July 6, in a massacre codenamed Operation Protective Edge, the old media continue to parrot the old alibis for Israeli mass murder. Case in point —  the cadaverous Bob Schieffer, host of CBS’s “Face the Nation” television “news” program.

Mr. Schieffer closed the program on Sunday with a disgusting quote from Golda Meir, former Israeli Prime Minister, who was the subject of a fawning 2003 New York stage play (Golda’s Balcony”).
Bob Schieffer, on “Face the Nation”July 27:

In the Middle East, the Palestinian people find themselves in the grip of a terrorist group that has embarked on a strategy to get its own children killed in order to build sympathy for its cause —  a strategy that might actually be working, at least in some quarters. Last week, I found a quote of many years ago by Golda Meir, one of Israel’s early leaders, which might have been said yesterday. “We can forgive the Arabs for killing our children,” she said. “But we can never forgive them for forcing us to kill their children.”

Meir made her statement in order to contrast “noble, life-loving Jewish parents” and allegedly evil, murderous Palestinian parents. This statement of hers is supposed the reflect the profound Talmudic wisdom and irony of the “Sages.”

What Schieffer and the legion of Zionist toadies employed at all levels of the corporate American media seem to forget, is that the Palestinians are “in the grip” of Israeli state terror and if the Israelis don’t want to kill Palestinian kids, they don’t have to. They can stop killing them and grant them their human rights, including the return of their stolen land, and the return of refugees expelled by force and the threat of force.

To put the blame for the murder of Palestinian children on the victims themselves is the ultimate exercise in depraved Judaic supremacist logic (endorsed by CBS News), which holds that Israeli persons are always warm-hearted, compassionate and caring, while anyone who dares to oppose them is the scum of the earth. Israelis bear no responsibility for the slaughter of Palestinians. It’s all the fault of Hamas.

This is the fairy tale about the war in Gaza which CBS News is hoping we’ll believe. Sorry Mr. Schieffer, I have access to new media, and using the Twitter hash tag #GazaUnderAttack I can find more of the truth about Israeli war crimes and anti-Arab bigotry in five minutes, than I could if I watched 50 hours of your geriatric journey down propaganda’s memory lane.

Hoffman is a former reporter for the New York bureau of the Associated Press.