Three guesses where this is sourced from. First two don’t count.

Only one major English outlet releases stories about microplastics with any regularity, and that is the Guardian.

The Washington Post has an entire vertical about global warming.

One of those articles is telling baby boomers to get a roommate to help change the weather.

How many levels of hyper reality are you on, bro?

It’s dozens of articles per week. None of them provide any proof that manmade global warming is anything but a massive scam. None of them talk about the fact that all of these “green” technologies are dumbing huge amounts of toxic waste into the entire global water supply.

Meanwhile, there is plastic in your penis.

Fun fact: all plastic becomes microplastic, unless you burn it. And they claim burning it changes the weather.

The only time these people will talk about plastic is in the context of those stupid paper straws which…

…yeah.

Because of course.

You’re actually going to be absorbing a lot more chemicals into your body with the paper straw that gets all mushy in your drink than you would have with a plastic straw.

But the plastic straw would have turned into microplastics that would end up in your penis.

The Guardian:

Microplastics have been discovered in penises for the first time, raising questions about a potential role in erectile dysfunction.

RAISING questions about ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!

What’s next?

Are they going to PENETRATE the problem of VAGINAL ODOR?

The revelation comes after the pollutants were recently detected in testes and semen. Male fertility has fallen in recent decades and more research on potential harm of microplastics to reproduction is imperative, say experts.

The researchers said the penis could be particularly vulnerable to contamination with microplastics due to high blood flow during erections. People ingest microplastics through eating, drinking and breathing and the tiny particles have been detected in blood.

Rollin’ down the sidewalk screamin’
“I got plastic in my semen!”
Every time I see a young woman I wanna poke her
I mean I wanna play her in poker
Because women are dim
Means I’m sure to win
My low sex drive is drastic and that’s fantastic
Because my entire dick is filled with plastic
I can’t get it up even she got a tight ass
Because the veins in my dick are pumping PFAS

Stopped in for a curry
Indian man tried to convert me to furry
I declined and he looked a bit surly
I’m not gay, but he looked kinda girly
So I dressed up like a pup
Still couldn’t get it up
Now I’m trottin’ down the sidewalk barkin’
“I got plastic in my semen!”
I wonder if ED gets you handicapped parkin’
Own an EV, that’s the quickest place to charge it

Sea levels are risin’
Climate’s a crisis
Temperatures risin’
Windmills gonna save us
But my dick is still useless

The study assessed tissue taken from five men who were undergoing surgery related to erectile dysfunction. Microplastics were found in four cases, with PET and polypropylene being the most prevalent. Both are used in food and drink packaging and other everyday items.

There appears to be widespread contamination of people’s bodies with microplastics, with scientists finding them wherever they look. The impact on health is as yet unknown but microplastics have been shown to cause damage to human cells in the laboratory.

The particles can cause inflammation in tissue, as air pollution particles do, and chemicals in the plastics could also cause harm. Doctors found a substantially raised risk of stroke and heart attack death in people whose arteries were contaminated with microplastics.

Millions of tonnes of plastic waste are dumped in the environment every year and much is broken down into microplastics. These have polluted the entire planet, from the summit of Mount Everest to the deepest oceans.

When I was like 9 years old I used to stay up and listen to this degenerate late night radio show with a Jew psychiatrist woman and a shock jock comedian where they took calls where people would ask sexual questions. I would listen real quiet like, with my ear right up against the speaker. I didn’t sleep much, even back then.

I remember one time a teenager called in and said everyone was making fun of him because his penis is small. He was like “it just pisses me off, because like, they’re always saying it’s so small and I’m just getting pissed off” and the yenta was like “well, firstly, you need to work on your language. There’s no reason to use that kind of language. Secondly, you can’t really tell the size of the penis unless it is erect. You might be what they call a ‘grower’ and not a ‘shower.’ They’ll never really know how big your penis is” and then the shock jock interrupted and was like “unless he jacked off in front of them” and the yenta says “no, he’s not going to do that, he doesn’t need to do that, he just needs to realize he’s a grower and someday when he has a girlfriend she’ll see how big it really is.”

So then immediately after that call, there’s like, Monster Truck Rally ads, and then it comes back and the shock jock is like “Now, some news: I’ve got a swizzle-stick stuck in my dick!” and he told the story of a man who ended up in a New York emergency room because he was drunk and masturbating and he thought he would stick the (glass) swizzle-stick in his dick and then fire it out like a rocket when he ejaculated, but the swizzle-stick broke in half and then got stuck inside his dick.

NOTE TO DEGENERATE AMERICAN BEER DRINKERS: A “swizzle-stick” is something that adults use to stir their drinks. You might know that this is something that adults do because you heard James Bond say “shaken, not stirred” when he ordered his vodka martini. If he had ordered it “stirred, not shaken,” it would have been stirred with a swizzle-stick.

Now, here’s where I get to the point: unless you’re staying in an $1200 a night hotel or dining at some hipster steakhouse (in Russia), you’re not likely to find a glass swizzle-stick in the current year. They’re all made of plastic.

That plastic is all going to end up in your dick.

Do you see what I did there?

Are You Tired of Degenerate Sexualized Stories From Andrew Anglin’s Childhood Appearing in Articles for No Clear Reason?

We know we are. That’s why, starting on September 17, 2029, we will begin phasing out all of Andrew Anglin’s degenerate nostalgia for Jewed-up perversity from the end of articles unless they somehow relate to something somehow. The above clearly does not qualify, and therefore, on June 12, 2031, this sort of thing will have been completely phased out.

Let us know what you think in the comments section below and ring my bells.

The proliferation of online pornography is a matter that has been subjected to few scientific studies. The Jews who dominate our academic and scientific institutions have built a wall around the eternal “truth” of Freudian psychology – a philosophical ideology that to this day has never been proven in a clinical trial, but which intellectuals are discouraged from questioning.

Freud did not defeat Jung in an academic debate, but rather through the brutal imposition of Jewish will via American carpet bombings and military occupation following the Second World War. No progress in the sciences or arts can be made until we defeat the Jew. 90% of everything that comes out of our elite universities is pseudo-science.

Jews: Not even once.

Thus, on the porn question, the long-term effects of one of post-modernity’s most influential pastimes provokes no intellectual curiosity among the gatekeepers. They are covering this up because the goal is to make whites impotent, anxious and sterile cuckolds.

But one study has slipped through the cracks.  The results match up perfectly with what the “No Fap” community – who Jews dismiss as crackpots – has been saying for the last few years now.

New York Post:

Men partial to perusing a lot of X-rated material are more likely to suffer erectile dysfunction — and it’s because they are so used to looking at kinky images, experts suggest.And those men who prefer watching their fantasies played out on screen are also less likely to enjoy actually having sex, the study showed.

While experts quizzed both men and women on their porn-watching habits, they only found a link to sexual dysfunction in men.

Researchers surveyed more than 300 men between 20 and 40 who visited a San Diego urology clinic for treatment.

While only 3.4 percent said they would rather masturbate and watch porn than have sex, there was a statistical link between the amount of porn they watched and sexual dysfunction.

Most of those men quizzed admitted to watching porn.

One in four said they watched porn less than once a week, while 21.3 percent said they watched porn three to five times a week.

Five percent admitted to watching porn six to 10 times a week and 4.3 percent said they indulged more than 11 times per week.

Dr. Joseph Alukal, an associate professor of urology and director of male reproductive health at New York University, said: “Visual stimulation will often increase sexual arousal in both men and women.”

“But when the majority of their time is spent viewing and masturbating to pornography, it is likely they will become less interested in real-world sexual encounters.”

“These studies suggest the issue may be trivial in women, but not so for men, and could lead to sexual dysfunction.”

“Sex is half in your body and half in your head and it may not be a physical component driving the behavior, but a psychological one.”

“For this reason, it’s important for physicians to understand the underlying issues leading to the sexual dysfunction prior to suggesting treatment options.”

Dr. Matthew Christman, a staff urologist with the Naval Medical Center in San Diego, told HealthDay the reason porn addicts are at greater risk of erectile dysfunction is that their “tolerance” for sexual stimulation is higher.

Note that this was merely a survey. A man in his 20s or 30s will naturally be reluctant to admit he is having erection problems even to a doctor, so you can bet the problem is much worse than these results suggest.

One of the researchers involved in this study, Joseph Alukal, is going to give a talk at a urology conference about the matter. Here we will see the hard sciences clash with the Jewish ideologues (such as “sexologists” and “psychologists”), like the very influential queer Jew (((Dan Savage))), who dismisses anyone even suggesting that there might be a down side to chronic porn consumption as a superstitious Christian tight-ass.

Dan Savage: Jewish homosexual porn expert

Hopefully, renegade scientists will choose ethics and begin looking into this matter to a greater extent. Brain scans, long term follow-ups, testosterone tests. Anyone who says watching graphic sexual images every day since you’re 11-years-old does nothing to your mind or sexual life is a liar who wants to hurt you.

Is it crazy to suggest our elites would be pushing us starting in Middle School sex-ed towards habits that pacify us? Without healthy sexual energy, how can you be jealous and dominant over your women and your country? It’s hard to fight if you’re only using one hand.

Try to quit porn for six months. What your body and inner voice will tell you will conflict with the “expert opinion” of the Jew. As more awaken to their slow death, the conflict will erupt on even more fronts.

Ultimately, the Jew is the habit the West needs to quit.

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What we have here is a situation described by Hitler.  Alex Jones entered into the political realm at a very young age, and probably originally believed what he was saying, but eventually realized he was wrong, but was forced to continue on with the line, rather than backtrack and admit fault.

The fact that he married a Jew and produced Jew children makes it all the more difficult.

No, he is only in it for the cash, and literally willing to sell magic pills for your penis.

The Fat Man cannot sink any lower than this… can he?