As soon as this passes, I’m filing a case to bring all of the third world countries – especially India – in to explain themselves.

CNBC:

A campaign to criminalize acts of widespread environmental destruction is quickly gathering pace.

Ecocide, which literally translates from Greek and Latin as “killing our home,” is an umbrella term for all forms of the mass damage of ecosystems, from industrial pollution to the release of micro plastics into the oceans.

The term has been debated by academics, climate activists and legal professionals for more than half a century. However, it’s only in recent years that the idea has become increasingly widespread, with Pope Francis, Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg and French President Emmanuel Macron all endorsing the movement to recognize ecocide as an international crime.

The Pope, the leader of France, and a retarded teenage girl – that’s all the most important people in total agreement on this new anti-India measure.

Now, a team of top environmental lawyers is working to define it. A panel convened by the Stop Ecocide Foundation will publish the legal definition of ecocide on Tuesday, seeking to pave the way for acts of environmental destruction to be incorporated into the International Criminal Court’s mandate. It could see ecocide established alongside war crimes, genocide and crimes against humanity in the Hague.

“There have been working definitions in the past, but this is the first time that something has been convened globally and in response to political demand,” Jojo Mehta, co-founder of the Stop Ecocide campaign, told CNBC via telephone.

“What that shows is that the space is opening up in the political world to actually look at a solution like this. This conversation is no longer falling on deaf ears and, indeed, it is actually gathering momentum at quite a pace,” Mehta said.

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Advocates of the Stop Ecocide campaign say there are a number of benefits when it comes to recognizing the term in international criminal law. These include the expansion of international accountability and deterrence, opening the door to the enhanced rights of nature, access to reparations and improved public understanding of the scale and scope of the ecological crisis.

I see no reason that white people can’t use this to get reparations from Indians and Africans.

This is a great plan, because we can use that money to buy the dip and stack sats.

For once, I agree with Greta.

Researchers have determined that the coronavirus face masks are not vegan.

Study Finds:

Recent studies are calling the millions of coronavirus face masks people throw away a ticking plastic bomb. Unfortunately, a new report from the Netherlands finds that bomb has already gone off when it comes to wildlife. A team of biologists is revealing the damage disposable COVID safety gear is having on the world’s animal population.

The scientists from Leiden started their research after discovering a perch caught in a latex glove during the pandemic. For all intents and purposes, researchers call this the first Dutch victim of corona waste. Since then, they have been collecting data and evidence of the consequences of COVID waste pollution on animals worldwide.

Biologists Auke-Florian Hiemstra from Naturalis Biodiversity Center and Liselotte Rambonnet from Leiden University are still examining how often and where animals are interacting the most with COVID products humans are discarding. Their samples and observations span the globe, from Brazil to Malaysia, coming from social media, websites, and local newspaper reports.

Researchers note incidents of foxes in the United Kingdom and birds in Canada all becoming entangled in discarded face masks. Hedgehogs, seagulls, crabs, and even bats are all encountering the disposable plastics in the environment.

In some cases, study authors say animals are eating this debris. There are reports of apes chewing on face masks and a penguin with one in its stomach. Researchers warn that pets are also at risk of accidentally swallowing a face mask, especially dogs.

“Animals become weakened due to becoming entangled or starve due to the plastic in their stomach,” Rambonnet emphasizes in a media release.

“Vertebrates and invertebrates on land, in freshwater, and in seawater become entangled or trapped in corona waste,” Hiemstra adds.

The study even finds some animals have started using COVID pollution to build nests over the last year. For example, the team discovered a coot’s nest in the Netherlands constructed using face masks and gloves, possibly discarded improperly.

We need to genocide the coronavirus face masks like Australia genocided cats in order to save the world’s wildlife.

All of these animals are significantly more beautiful than the average person.

Why should they have to die only for fat, sick old people to feel safe? (1, 2, 3)

The pandemic is a hoax, but the suffering of these animals is real.

In a lot of European countries, you have something called a bidet. It’s a groovy spot to wash your butthole with water after a defecation act.

Not in America though.

Daily Mail:

Americans use more toilet paper than anyone else in the world, with manufacturing practices by US companies that destroy the habitats of native people who live where it is sourced and contribute to global warming, a new research study has showed.

US consumers use roughly three rolls of toilet paper each week, accounting for one-fifth of the world’s tissue consumption, according to the report titled ‘The Issue With Tissue: How Americans are Flushing Forests Down the Toilet’ by environmental groups Stand.earth and Natural Resources Defense Council (NRDC).

Look, I hate Canada as much as the next American and feel joy when they suffer.

But let’s face facts here. Three rolls of toilet paper each week is excessive AF.

I’m tempted to make a joke about obesity and shitty food leading to continual sharting, but I just can’t.

Well, just one spurdo I guess.

I’m still stuck on the 3 rolls a week stat. How does someone shit/use that much tp in a week? It’s absurd.

And I think we all know who is to blame.

No wonder Boomers have to reverse mortgage their houses! It all makes sense now! They’re spending all their money on triple-ply extra soft toilet paper!

See, my generation can’t afford that. We have to use water to clean our asses or when there’s no shower or bidet nearby, we just man up and use our hands or the local WalMart.

I spent my formative years using my left hand to save up enough money to continue being able to afford avocado toast in the mornings.

Single-use tissue products such as toilet paper used in the United States are made from wood pulp, mostly derived from logging in the old-growth northern, or boreal, forest in Canada, where logging companies clear cut more than a million acres (405,000 hectares) every year, the he US-based nonprofit advocacy group NRDC said.

This is problematic for a variety of environmental reasons, including the ways in which it contributes to climate change.

The worst offenders are the brands of Charmin Ultra Soft, Quilted Northern, Angel Soft, Kirkland Signature and Up&Up Soft & Strong toilet tissues, according to the report.

On a more serious note, this is an example of a real green cause that I can get behind.

Plastics in the ocean, smog in the cities and environmental destruction are real and serious causes. All of them have been thrown under the bus in favor of Global Warming. On some level this makes sense – Global Warming scam artists claim that the world will end in X amount of years (whereby X changes every 5 years).

Other environmental causes don’t the same emotional impact. 

Pointing out that the seas are filling up with Chink plastic and that the bees are dying or that the rainforest is being systematically destroyed used to be vogue. But it’s all being drowned out by the Global Warming agenda.

No other environmental cause can compete.

Furthermore, companies stand to lose a lot of money on actual environmental causes and not the Global Warming scam.

The toilet paper thing can be solved with Americans adopting one simple device.

It would save people a lot of money and help everyone have a cleaner ass.

But I know in my heart of hearts that it’s too Yuropeen and reeks of socialism too much for most Americans to even consider the possibility.

Instead, they’ll continue destroying forests so they can smear their poop all over their buttcheeks instead of hygienically removing it.