Joe Biden sucked up to Barack and Michelle Obama for 8 years and he got absolutely nothing out of it.

Poor guy.

ABC News:

Six Democratic presidential candidates took the stage at the Essence Festival on Saturday, but it was a former inhabitant of the White House who got a rock star’s welcome — regardless of her tendency to deflect questions on the 2020 election.

Former first lady Michelle Obama refused to comment on the Kamala Harris-Joe Biden “dust up,” as moderator Gayle King called it, Saturday night, but Obama did reiterate a lot of her opinions surrounding the current political climate with a lot of color and to a lot of applause.

Biden, President Barack Obama’s vice president, apologized for the first time Saturday for comments he made weeks ago about working with segregationists in Congress during the 1970s. 

The Kamala-Biden showdown is where all eyes should be right now.

Kamala Harris was the favorite at the beginning of this race, but because of her craziness and the bad juju vibes that the DNC got from her, her run made them panic and activate Uncle Joe to represent the Normal People who are left in the Democratic party, as well as moderates who might be convinced to vote for a familiar old huwhyte face.

But, as predicted, Biden is starting to flail and flounder because he’s too old to be properly PC. Hard as he may try, he just can’t help but say and do racist things, even though he, of course, doesn’t think he is a racist.

In a weird way, Joe Biden really is the candidate that represents most huwhyte people in America. Desperate to be liked by minorities, not really standing for or caring about anything, wrapped in faux-patriotism and about to be put out to pasture.

Short of some last-minute DNC-wrangling, he’s not going to make it through the primaries.

I say this, but it seems that Michelle Obama and others are not aware of this reality just yet. Or, they’re probably holding out because they’re not too fond of either Biden or Harris so they’d rather keep their powder dry and endorse someone later on in the race.

Besides, right now, all the guns are pointed at Biden. 

This is how the primaries work, by the way. A candidate gets the spotlight shown on them through favorable coverage and some fake ra-ra-ra reporting on how they’ve got what it takes to secure the nomination or more broadly, how they would make a good president.

Most of this is astroturfed, but still, the wonks gauge the base’s reaction and start crunching the numbers. Then, they subject the candidate of the moment to a withering bombardment from all sides to see if they can survive it. Regardless of the outcome, they then move on to the next candidate to repeat the process. This is good for the media because they get the juicy headlines and it’s good for the party because it keeps voters interested – everyone loves seeing politicians squabble and have their skeletons exposed for the world to see. This happens in the Republican primaries as well. Remember, there was a time when Ben Carson was surging ahead of the pack and paid TV pundits were talking with straight faces about how he had a serious shot at securing the nomination.

Those were the days…

Most of these candidates are just not going to be able to survive the dip, so we can just rule them out right now. But in the meantime, a Michelle and Barack Obama endorsement – or at least a little bit of love, some statement that no, he isn’t really a racist – would be some very good news for Senile Joe right about now.

According to rumors, this will be their new uniform as well.

After Papa John’s was revealed to be a bastion of hatred against niggers, everyone assumed that this would turn them into a pariah within the corporate world, with the company only being able to survive as a result of the unrelenting support of the Alt-Right.

But that was wrong on two counts.

First, the Alt-Right’s support is merely moral in nature, since all neon-Nazis maintain a strictly ketogenic diet, which excludes pizza.

Second, many other organizations understand that nigger-hate is a rising stock, ripe for investment. Thus, Papa John’s is finding willing allies in it’s crusade against the Black race.

NJ:

The Yankees have re-instated their relationship with Papa John’s, less than a month after suspending it following the backlash the pizza chain faced when it was revealed founder John Schattner used the N-word in a conference call in May.

This isn’t surprising. Baseball was always a racist sport.

Lie not detected.

They only let negroes play the game after a vicious campaign by a minority of communist baseball players.

All I see is a bunch of commies in need of a good hosing.

There will also be a rebranding of at least some Papa John’s logos seen at Yankee Stadium, a source with knowledge of the situation told NJ Advance Media on Friday night.

The logos will emphasize that the locations at the stadium are “locally owned and operated” — likely in an attempt to distance themselves from memories of the incident, the source said. The Yankees suspended their relationship with the company after several teams did it in early July.

No, they’re emphasizing local ownership to send a message that they’re not a front for the communist Chinese. This is an all-American enterprise.

The communist Chinese may control our media and internet infrastructure, but they sure as hell don’t control Papa John’s.

The source requested anonymity because it wasn’t authorized to speak publicly.

“As a result of the significant steps recently taken by Papa John’s, including the removal of their founder from all facets of their business, the Yankees have agreed to resume their relationship with the company,” the Yankees said in a statement late Friday night.

“As we stated last month, we found the remarks made by the Papa John’s founder to be reprehensible, and our feelings on the matter have not changed.

Sure… “It’s all reprehensible – but we’ll still do business with them tho.”

Wink wink, nudge nudge.

“The Yankees have had a longstanding relationship with 120 Papa John’s local franchise locations within the tri-state area, and we feel strongly that this incident does not represent their principles, values or their responsibilities to the communities they serve.

It’s good that we now have the New York Yankees firmly on the side of nigger hatred. I’d even be tempted to announce them as the official baseball team of the neon-Nazi movement, but baseball is boring as hell.

The only sport I endorse is MMA and boxing.

Oh, and fighting with swords in medieval armor.

Once those guys learn actual medieval martial arts, it’ll be pretty awesome.

It’s only a nightmare if you hate money and success.

There’s a consistent myth floating around in the liberal media that any company being endorsed by the Alt-Right is going to suffer economically. In fact, the exact opposite is true: companies which take an uncompromising stance on the need to expel the Jews and Blacks become wildly popular.

For example, after sponsoring the Daily Stormer, the Australian company “Smerff Electrical” has seen a great boom in business.

And why wouldn’t it be the case? Everyone hates homos and brown people. You should expect that a company reflecting popular, common-sense positions would be able to better connect with the public.

Alas, these companies are being tragically misled into thinking that this is a bad thing, probably by communists who are trying to destroy all market economies by disrupting major corporations through nefarious PR campaigns.

If only these companies consulted with us, we could help them avoid these costly mistakes.

Washington Post:

The neo-Nazis were hungry. They had spent the day in a Charlottesville, Virginia, courthouse testifying at the preliminary hearing for a white nationalist jailed for pepper-spraying counterprotesters during August’s deadly Unite the Right rally. Now, after the long drive home to Alexandria, Virginia, they craved pizza.

“We were going to order from the local place where we get pizza all the time, but we said no, Papa John’s is the official pizza of the alt-right now,” said Eli Mosley, the 26-year-old leader of the white separatist group Identity Evropa. “We’re just supporting the brands that support us.”

Hail Papa John’s! Hail victory!

See? That’s already a sale right there. Imagine how many others are willing to eat inferior pizza, just to make a political statement of support for this principled, Nazi-aligned company.

Probably millions of people, tbh fam.

That show of support – unsolicited and unwanted by Papa John’s – exhibits an emerging danger to major American brands negotiating the racial politics that have cleaved the country.

It is no longer enough for companies to keep a low profile when it comes to polarizing issues involving race, brand experts say. Instead, some companies are preemptively stating their positions, hoping to avoid being hijacked by white supremacists eager to spread their ideas into the mainstream by tying themselves to household brands, from pizzas and burgers to sneakers and cars. This week, Papa John’s tweeted an explicit rejection of neo-Nazi ideas.

“Companies need to take a public stand on issues that are affecting consumers in advance of being co-opted,” said Heide Gardner, chief diversity and inclusion officer at IPG, one of the world’s largest advertising and marketing conglomerates. “Brands need to build a certain level of sophistication around racial issues. They need to be really mindful of how charged the environment is and take pains to look at situations through a diversity lens.”

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Other companies should take heed of Papa John’s experience, experts say. As the marketplace becomes the latest battleground in the culture wars, brand strategists are advising companies accustomed to staying out of the political fray to proactively weigh in with bold statements about race – as Nike and Ben & Jerry’s have done – to thwart attempts by hate groups to adopt brands as their own.

“Brands need to protect themselves from being associated with Nazism – by embracing hardcore communism and hatred for White people.”

Nike:

Ben and Jerry’s:

Geez, great advice, kikes.

Why would any company cater to these brown people? They’re all on food stamps and welfare checks. They don’t have any money to spend on their products. If you’re going to spite one group of people to appeal to another, it’s obviously much wiser to ridicule Blacks in order to maximize the support of Whites, who have actual jobs and money to spend.

Ridiculing Blacks is good PR. Is it any surprise Maxwell House is so successful?

Portraying Blacks as ugly and disgusting is also a great way to sell soap. Just ask Dove.

Successful, well-established brands know this.

If you go Nazi, you make money.

If you go SJW, you go bankrupt.

Choose wisely.