elijah cummings – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com Daily Stormer Historical Archive Tue, 28 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.0.17 https://www.anglinarchive.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png elijah cummings – DS https://www.anglinarchive.com 32 32 Asked Whether He’ll Visit Elijah Cummings’ Pyramid Tomb, Donald Trump Chuckles and Says N-Word https://www.anglinarchive.com/2020/07/28/asked-whether-hell-visit-elijah-cummings-pyramid-tomb-donald-trump-chuckles-and-says-n-word/ Tue, 28 Jul 2020 00:00:00 +0000

Elijah Cummings recently died for a second time, which was considered by many to be a double tragedy.

However, when Donald Trump was asked if he would visit the pyramid tomb in Egypt where Cummings is to be laid to rest, the president giggled and said the n-word, before driving off in a big truck.

No, as you may have guessed, The Man did not say the n-word, despite my advice to the contrary.

But his response is still hilarious.

He’s just like “um, yeah – no.” Then he talks shit to that stupid bitch asking the question, telling her to take her gay mask off when she’s talking to an adult in real reality.

Trump’s doing well. This is his redemption arc.

On Sunday, the Trump Team called me and asked what they thought he should do about Elijah Lewis’ death. I said, “he should say the n-word and yeet on him.” I heard the woman who called say, “he says you should say the n-word and yeet.”

I could hear Trump in the background: “Yeet? No. No, I’m not going to yeet. I will consider saying the n-word. We’ve got many people wanting us to call Elijah the n-word and I think it’s a great idea.”

It’s probably better he didn’t say the n-word though, all things considered.

For those of you who are worried about the ascension of Elijah Cummings – don’t be.

If I’m just going to be frank with you, he showed up at my place last night to give me an anal probe.

After I called him the n-word, he said, “alright then, you funky ass cracka wanna be is do say that am words, for you gonna am have double down, what is.”

I was then given a double anal probe.

Don’t worry.

He feels your love.

The skies belong to him.

He truly was the greatest man who ever lived.

]]> Hillary Clinton Tells Black Hebrew Israelite Story at Kang Elijah’s Egyptian-Style Funeral https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/10/25/hillary-clinton-tells-black-hebrew-israelite-story-at-kang-elijahs-egyptian-style-funeral/ Fri, 25 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
October 25, 2019

You might be saying to yourself “now I thought the blacks were the Egyptians, so why is Hillary telling a story about the Jews at the funeral of an Egyptian king?”

Foolish, foolish Edomite.

The blacks were not only the Egyptians – they were also the Jews.

Basically everyone in history before the 1980s was black.

Daily Mail:

Hillary Clinton used Elijah Cummings’ funeral in Baltimore Friday to make a Biblical dig at Donald Trump,

The former secretary of state said that like Cummings, who died this month at 68, the prophet ‘stood against corrupt leadership of King Ahab and Queen Jezebel.’

She did not name the president – but her message could hardly have been clearer; Cummings was one of the leaders of the current impeachment inquiry into the president.

Her comment drew loud applause from a crowd gathered to honor the late House Oversight Committee chairman in Baltimore, with two former presidents, Barack Obama and Bill Clinton in attendance, but no White House official representative.

Ahab was a corrupt and evil king of Israel; Jezebel was his wife, a Phoenician princess who adorned herself in fine clothing and jewelry, and worshiped the false god Baal, only to ultimately meet her doom. In the Old Testament Elijah brought the kingdom of Israel back to the true path of God.

‘Our Elijah could call down fire from heaven. But he also prayed and worked for healing,’ Clinton said.

‘Like that Old Testament prophet, he stood again corrupt leadership of King Ahab and Queen Jezebel,’ she said.

‘He weathered storms and earthquakes, but he never lost his faith,’ Clinton said.

‘And he looked out for the vulnerable among us. And he kept reminding us, life is no dress rehearsal,’ she added.

‘The American people want to live their lives without fear of their leaders,’ Clinton said, ‘and as leaders, we have a responsibility to keep the promises made when running for office to make the lives of Americans better,’ she said.

It’s good that Hillary is taking some shots at Melania.

She’s been getting away with far too much.

Although it would have been nice if Hillary had mentioned the fact that Melania is a Russian.

Everyone is a Russian. 

What are these new mega-funerals called, by the way?

Can we call them “big band funerals”?

I like that.

It makes me think of the Brian Setzer Orchestra.

]]> Pharaoh Elijah Cummings Dies, Leaving His People in Their Time of Need https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/10/17/elijah-pharaoh-cummings-passes-away-leaving-his-people-in-their-time-of-need/ Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
October 17, 2019

Why hast thou forsaken us now, oh sweet prince?

Not now in our hour of need – when the Orange Man is finally about to be impeached!

AP:

Maryland Rep. Elijah E. Cummings, a sharecropper’s son who rose to become the powerful chairman of a U.S. House committee that investigated President Donald Trump, died early Thursday of complications from longstanding health issues, his office said. He was 68.

Cummings was a formidable orator who passionately advocated for the poor in his black-majority district , which encompasses a large portion of Baltimore as well as more well-to-do suburbs.

In all seriousness, I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief at his passing.

The old nibba was starting to look grotesque.

Nobody wanted to be around him and I’m dead certain that he was starting to smell funny too.

As chairman of the House Oversight and Reform Committee, Cummings led multiple investigations of the president’s governmental dealings, including probes in 2019 relating to the president’s family members serving in the White House.

Trump responded by criticizing the Democrat’s district as a “rodent-infested mess” where “no human being would want to live.” The comments came weeks after Trump drew bipartisan condemnation following his calls for Democratic congresswomen of color to get out of the U.S. “right now,” and go back to their “broken and crime-infested countries.”

Elijah inadvertently triggered one of the best moments of the Trump presidency. The feud between the two became known as “The King Elijah Saga.”

During the The King Elijah Saga Trump went so far as to call for black people to be deported.

Elijah will be remembered by most only as a foil to Trump the Golden Sun God on Twitter.

But in truth, he was the true king of all Egypt.

Consider the following: is it a coincidence that a mass tomb in Luxor was found almost at the exact time as the Pharaoh decided to return to the spiritual realm of his ancestors?

Methinks not.

Let us never forget the blessing that this man was to America, and in particular to the city of Baltimore, which for a brief period shown with the glory of ancient Nubian Egypt.

Andrew Anglin contributed to this report.

]]> Prophet Elijah Cummings Secretly Flooding Israel with Nogs! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/08/04/prophet-elijah-cummings-secretly-flooding-israel-with-nogs/ Sun, 04 Aug 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Roy Batty
Daily Stormer
August 4, 2019

Elijah Cummings is a corrupt negro in charge of a rat-infested cesspool of a city that barely limps by as things stand.

But he really hates the kikes and that gives him a lot of leeway when it comes to running Baltimore, as far as I’m concerned.

Jewish Telegraph Agency:

Eight years ago Aaliyah Cuthrell knew little about the Jewish community, beyond what she had seen on a visit to her local Jewish community center to use the pool.

Things look different now for the 24-year-old. As a high school junior, she joined a prestigious two-year program for African-American teens in Baltimore. The program, founded by Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Md., seeks to strengthen ties between the African-American and Jewish communities in his Baltimore district. As part of her fellowship in 2011-2013, Cuthrell met with Jewish teens, attended seminars on topics such as anti-Semitism and the Holocaust and spent close to a month living in a youth village in Israel’s north.

#NiggerizeIsrael

Cuthrell said that after having done the program she believes it is crucial for the two communities to have good ties.

“From what I saw growing up and from how I’ve studied things when I was in college and learned about incidents in the past, the communities are not very close,” Cuthrell, who works as a communications coordinator for an insurance company, told the Jewish Telegraphic Agency.

Yeah, that’s an understatement.

It is an enduring mystery.

Now, Elijah is taking it to the next level.

He has ascended from Kang status to Prophet status.

And he has shown his people the way: the land of Israel shall be BLACKED and subdued through mass migration of Africans.

This is probably why Donald Trump started denouncing him.

We can’t have the blacks sharing the Holy Land with G*d’s Chosen, now can we?

We all know what happens when Blacks start thinking in biblical terms. They start seeing themselves as the real Jews. This is known.

Honestly, I don’t even want to make fun of these Black Hebrews because they’ve got a point with what they’re preaching. The Jews that live in Israel now aren’t the Israelites written about in the Bible, which indeed makes them imposters. Now, that doesn’t mean that they were Bantus from Ghana either, but again, in the net balance, the blacks are still making more sense than the Jews here, because everything that the Jews do and are is based on lies.

We would be living in a much better world if Israel turned black. It is a worthy goal that Black Nationalists like the Prophet Elijah and White Nationalists can both come together on.

#NiggerizeIsrael

]]> Trump Continues to Berate the Lazy Negro Cummings for Living in a Rodent Infested Shithole https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/07/29/trump-continues-to-berate-the-lazy-negro-cummings-for-living-in-a-rodent-infested-shithole/ Mon, 29 Jul 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 29, 2019

Na na na na na na nanana hey hey Waka waka eh eh tsamina mina zangalewa – this time for Africa!

Donald Trump continues to escalate his Twitter race war against the blacks – and I love it. 

I just found this retweeted on Kathy Zhu’s Twitter page (I visit her page several times per hour and pretend her new tweets are messages to me personally).

It’s showing some bombed-out negroid home in Baltimore, from whence the abominable negroid Elijah Cummings hails.

Actually, technically, he hails from Egypt, where he claims to have been a king.

In order to support this claim, he points out that his face is on the sphinx.

That is a compelling argument, because you have to admit, the resemblance is remarkable.

But there is no hard evidence he was the king of Egypt, or even that he’s ever been to Egypt.

Now, don’t get me wrong.

I respect Congressman Cummings.

For one thing, he stays in good shape.

But just like Trump says, the man needs to get his priorities straight.

Maybe he should spend less time in the gym, and more time fixing these fucked up drug houses in Baltimore?

Also, I have to address these toys that he produced of himself to distribute to poor children in his district.

Firstly, I don’t think that’s appropriate for children.

Secondly, the little nigger boys in Baltimore don’t need nude Elijah Cummings toys – they need safe neighborhoods.

Baltimore is an absolute shithole.

It’s like a third world country, except it’s cold.

]]> FINALLY: Trump Names the WHITE MAN! Calls Out Anti-White Hatred and “King Elijah”! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/07/29/finally-trump-names-the-white-man-calls-out-anti-white-hatred-and-king-elijah/ Mon, 29 Jul 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 29, 2019

Well, it’s finally happened.

Donald Trump has said the w-word.

In a tweet attacking Al Sharpton, Trump said that the racial hustler “hates whites & cops!”

This feels so great, to finally have this barrier broken down. We can all now say what we are: white people.

And that we are under attack, as a group, by people who are not white people.

Following the Monday morning anti-Sharpton and white defense tweet, Trump continued his attacks on the odious Egyptian king Elijah Cummings, saying that he’s sick of hearing the same stupid excuses as to why blacks can’t run their cities like something other than third world hellholes.

And get this.

This is almost better than saying the word white.

He used the “kangz” meme, calling Cummings “King Elijah”!

This has been my joke since the Elijah Cummings drama started – I was saying he was an Egyptian king.

Here’s the exact quote from me on Sunday:

Elijah Cummings was a king in Africa.

His face looks exactly like the face on the sphinx.

How dare the Orange Cheeto Hitler disgrace his proud legacy?

Elijah Cummings built civilization… before the white man came and stole it.

Think of it…

Donald Trump is using our hilarious memes! 

This comes AFTER Trump hired my ultimate waifu Kathy Zhu, which was also a direct shout-out to the Daily Stormer, given that Neon-Nazis are the only people with a compulsive-obsessive fixation with Asian women and Kathy Zhu specifically.

If this is all an elaborate plan to regain my support then guess what – IT WORKED!

I don’t care if Trump does literally no policy at all!

If he just keeps up these tweets and doesn’t invade Iran, then I am DOUBLEPLUS GOOD.

These tweets are more important than any policy he could possibly enact, because they are changing the culture. And if you change the culture, politics can come later.

Donald Trump, as the leader of White America, is finally giving white people permission to BE WHITE PEOPLE. There is simply nothing more important than that that he could ever do.

What we all need to focus on is using the remaining years of the Trump era to build up support for explicitly pro-white politics. He might not build a wall or deport anyone, but he is enabling the climate for us to organize our people and he is at least not going to arrest us all for being white, as the Democrats are saying they’re going to do.

Thank you, President Trump!

It’s already begun.

A news host from New York posted a tweet about Trump’s tweets – and just look at the replies.

People are saying “what, you got a problem with WHITE PEOPLE???”

And look here – the anti-whites are responding by calling us “white trash” – attacking us AS WHITE PEOPLE. And the people are defending themselves AS WHITE PEOPLE.

The beast has been unleashed.

It cannot go back in the bottle.

They have been Jews, blacks, Moslems, gays, trannies, Mexicans and everything else, while we have been told we do not exist.

Now, because of this great act by PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, we are WHITE PEOPLE!

We are a group like all of these other groups and like all of these other groups we have group interests and now we are going to come together and openly defend these group interests against those who want to deprive us of what is ours.

A new era has just begun.

Get ready, brothers.

We’ve got a lot of work to do.

]]> Black Man Starts Crying on TV Because He was Forced to Live in Rat Infested Baltimore! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/07/28/black-man-starts-crying-on-tv-because-he-was-forced-to-live-in-rat-infested-baltimore/ Sun, 28 Jul 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 28, 2019

No one should have to live in Baltimore.

It’s very sad.

New York Post:

A CNN anchor got choked up on air Saturday after President Trump ripped Rep. Elijah Cummings and the city, calling it “a disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess.”

“Donald Trump has tweeted more than 43,000 times. He’s insulted thousands of people, many different types of people. But when he tweets about infestation, it’s about black and brown people,” Victor Blackwell said.

“The president says about Congressman Cummings’ district that no human would want to live there,” Blackwell continued.

“You know who did, Mr. President? I did, from the day I was brought home from the hospital to the day I left for college, and a lot of people I care about still do.”

I think it’s funny that these people are going nuts. But I’m not actually even sure if these racist tweets were all that racist.

Trump really needs to clarify this thing about Baltimore, and why it is so disgusting.

Something like “those people in Baltimore should go back to Africa” would be good. Just to make sure we’re all clear on what we’re talking about here.

But actually, what I’ve heard is that Elijah Cummings is just waiting for someone to tell him to return to Africa so he can reveal his true identity.

Would anyone be surprised if Trump told Elijah Cummings to return to Africa and he said “I’ve been waiting for you to say that” and took off in a flying pyramid?

That would really prove what a dumb stupid orange racist Donald Trump actually is.

]]> Trump Lashes Out Against Elijah Cummings in Unhinged Racist Rant! https://www.anglinarchive.com/2019/07/28/trump-lashes-out-against-elijah-cummings-in-unhinged-racist-rant/ Sun, 28 Jul 2019 00:00:00 +0000 Andrew Anglin
Daily Stormer
July 28, 2019

I am shocked by these appallingly racist tweets.

How dare he?

This is absolute skin hatred.

At least Nancy shall defend Cummings.

Elijah Cummings was a king in Africa.

His face looks exactly like the face on the sphinx.

How dare the Orange Cheeto Hitler disgrace his proud legacy?

Elijah Cummings built civilization… before the white man came and stole it.

Orange Man went so far as to imply that Elijah Cummings and “his kind” are not human beings…!

Orange Man has finally gone too far this time.

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