This is still the number one headline.

I don’t even think it is funny anymore. I was having fun, now I’m just angry that this is still the top story. The top story should be Trump’s kike lawyer betraying him for no apparent reason other than that he’s Jewish.

I think that’s a difficult story for the press. Because they don’t really have any explanation of why a man who Trump trusted, who worked with him for decades, would have been plotting against him, recording conversations apparently to use as blackmail, or to try to harm him for some other reason.

The only site that is going to give you an answer is the Daily Stormer: he did it because he is Jewish, and this behavior is in the blood of Jews. He felt that his tribe was threatened. He might not even have been consciously aware of what he was doing.

Anyway, that is a huge scandal, the Stormy Daniels scandal and Cohen’s role in it has been the meat and potatoes of the Jewish media machine for months on end. But the biggest thing ever in that story breaks, and we’re talking about this duck boat.

Duck boat is basically just “YES, THE STEREOTYPE IS TRUE: BLACK PEOPLE CANNOT SWIM.”

And they can’t drive boats any better than they can drive cars. The driver was confirmed as black.

As far as I’ve been able to tell, all the drowned were blacks.

There was another boat – the same boat, in the same water, in the same storm, that was driven by a white guy named Captain Barry and he made it to shore just fine.

I’m actually going to totally cuck out completely like a total fag and say I actually do feel kinda bad for the negroes who drown. The negroes aren’t evil, you know, they are just stupid and violent. But they drown because our society treats them as equals, who are capable of driving duck boats or swimming like whites.

They cannot do these things.

As far as the Trader Joe’s comedic police shootout – they have identified the suspect and the victim, but they have only shown the picture of the victim.

She appears to be a Filipina – Melyda Corado.

The suspect’s name is Gene Evin Atkin, and he appears in this photo to be a light skinned black.

But they’re not showing the mugshot.

Wonder why tho.

Anyway, that is a novel story I guess… but it’s not really that much different from everyday nigger adventures.

I would like to please talk about Michael Cohen secretly recording conversations with Trump about Stormy Daniels, because it now appears that the entire Stormy Daniels thing could be a Jewish conspiracy organized by Cohen – probably with other Jews.

Remember that Cohen was called a race traitor during the campaign when he was going on TV defending Trump.

It’s just.

Man.

These people.

You just can’t have them.

WASHINGTON — The special counsel investigating Russian interference in the 2016 election issued an indictment of Russian President Vladimir Putin on Saturday in the sinking of a Missouri duck boat. The indictment came as no shock to many close to the duck boat investigation, though America is reeling from learning that the President of Russia was hiding out in a submergible pod in a Missouri lake waiting to sink a duck boat.

The 29-page indictment is the most detailed accusation by the American government to date of the Russian government’s interference in American duck boat tours, and it includes a litany of brazen Russian subterfuge operations meant to foment chaos in the Missouri lake.

The indictment details a vigorous and complex effort by Russia’s dictatorial leader to sabotage “Ride the Ducks” and other operations at the lake. It accuses Mr. Putin of murdering the 17 people who drowned in the boat, most of whom were African American. It states that Mr. Putin used an advanced sound weapon to destabilize the craft, and notes that Putin watched the victims sink with “giddy glee.”

The timing of the indictment, by Robert S. Mueller III, the special counsel, added a jolt of tension to the already freighted atmosphere surrounding the fallout of Mr. Trump’s Helsinki summit with Mr. Putin. It is all but certain to feed into the conspiratorial views held by the president and some of his allies that Mr. Mueller’s prosecutors are determined to undermine Mr. Trump’s designs for a rapprochement with Russia.

The indictment was based on an image posted on the Twitter page of the Reagan Battalion, a traditional conservative group which opposes President Trump because of his attacks on multiculturalism and transsexuals in the military. The photo shows Mr. Putin in a submergible pod watching the duck boat sink.

Assistant Attorney General Rod Rosenstein apparently learned of the incident from another Twitter account, that of Ed Krassenstein, and had a seizure. His wife briefly took over the account, writing in response, “This is his wife, you caused a seizure. I have your information and have called the police to report the assault.”

Mrs. Rosenstein later apologized to Mr. Krassenstein, telling the Times that there was some confusion while her husband lay foaming at the mouth on the floor of the synagogue, having been triggered by the tweet which mentioned the Putin attack on the duck boat, which she says he read on his BlackBerry KEY2 Black Edition Saturday afternoon.

Robert Mueller did not immediately respond when contacted by the Times for comment on this new indictment, which comes ahead of Mr. Trump’s recently announced meeting with Mr. Putin in Washington this fall.

The indictment does not explicitly state that Mr. Trump colluded directly to sink the duck boat, but many politicians have suggested they believe this to be the case.

Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) said that there is “zero doubt” in his mind that Trump knew of the Russian plot to sink the duck boat.

“Intelligence sources have confirmed that Trump used ICE to sneak Putin and his weaponized plexiglass submergible pod across the Mexican border. He then drove him in his big truck to the Missouri lake and helped him deploy the pod,” Sen. Schumer told the Times.

“Trump might as well have drowned that precious African American family himself. This is the dynamic duo, which we in Congress call ‘Putrump.’ Others call it ‘Trumptin,'” said Senator Ben Sasse (R-NB).

Speaker Paul Ryan told the Times that he did not know what a duck boat was. When the Times explained the concept to him, he repeatedly stated that he didn’t understand the concept, saying “I’ve heard of cars and I’ve heard of boats, but I’ve never heard of combining the two, and I don’t think it’s physically possible.”

Speaker Ryan then told the Times that he was “at a BBQ with the fam,” adding, “maybe we can talk Monday,” and hung up the phone.

When asked by the far-right news site Fox News why the indictment does not contain any evidence beyond the Reagan Battalion tweet, Mr. Rosenstein said there is “mounds of damning evidence” but that it is “all being kept secret forever.” The Times talked to 87 intelligence officials familiar with the investigation, who asked to remain anonymous, and they each confirmed that there are mounds of damning evidence to support the claim that the Russian President sunk “Ride the Ducks.”

It is unlikely that Mr. Putin will extradite himself to America to face these charges. There are currently ongoing operations to ensure that he isn’t still hiding at the bottom of the lake, though the indictment states that he used “a portal gun like from Rick and Morty” to escape back to Russia.

Experts claim that it will be impossible to arrest Mr. Putin during his upcoming visit to America, due to diplomatic immunity laws. However, former CIA agent and current CNN analyst Philip Mudd said that Rod Rosenstein should make use of notoriously liberal anti-terrorism laws to send a “phalanx of cyborg ninjas” to nab Putin.

The Times was unable to confirm that Mr. Rosenstein has the authority to order cyborg ninjas to arrest the Russian President.

Yesterday, I condemned the Duck Boat as an unnatural abomination, unfit for the world of men.

A lot of the neon-nazis who read this site then white knighted for the Duck Boat, claiming that the colored family that drown deserved it because they are “dumb niggers” (commenters’ words) and that the Duck Boat driver driver was probably also colored.

Well, you white knighters, it turns out the duck boat was invented by a Nigerian.

A serious Nigerian inventor, seen in this completely unironic documentary, made without irony of any kind by Business Insider – which, in case you didn’t know, is a news website.

So, you white knighting nazis – how do you feel knowing that your beloved death machine was invented by a “dumb nigger”?

Not so hot, I’d imagine.

Not so smug.

I am starting a lobbying group to appeal the Duck Boat Amendment, so we can outlaw these things once and for all.

We’re shutting it down, folks.

We have to shut it down.

Although many prominent academics believe that Africans invented everything and that whites stole their civilization, the subject is hotly debated by racists like Christopher Hitchens.

But we know for a fact the Duck Boat came straight from Nigeria.

So: was it sent with good will?

Or was it a trojan horse, designed to drown American negroes in Missouri?

The Justice Department needs to appoint a special counsel to investigate collusions between this Missouri Duck Boat tour company – “Ride the Duck” – and Nigeria.

Despite the claims of Donald Drumpf, Nigeria is not “a great friend.”

They are a dangerous enemy, who has now been found to be meddling in our lake boat industry.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN LOOK AT THIS.

Wait, wrong video.

THIS

I don’t know why USA Today didn’t add the STYX song to that video, the narration is shit. Play both at the same time for maximum understanding of this tragedy.

I have long warned of the dangers of Duck Boats.

What is a Duck Boat, you ask?

It’s also known as a car-boat or, more commonly, a boat-car.

I don’t know if it’s known as that, but that’s what I called it when I was giving my warnings.

I said to anyone who would listen: “a thing that is made for the road is not meant for the sea, and so true is the reverse.”

Daily Mail:

Four more bodies have been pulled from the water where a duck boat capsized on Thursday night, bringing the total death toll from the tragedy to 17.

All of the victims were on board the Ride the Ducks amphibious vessel when a powerful storm rolled over the lake, lashing the water with 60mph winds at around 7pm.

You can ride the ducks, you can ride the lightening.

But you can’t ride a Missouri lake.

My friends, the Missouri lake will ride you. And your shitty boat-car, which is an abomination mankind never should have invented.

Fourteen people survived, including the boat’s captain. Seven people were hospitalized with injuries.

Those who died range in age from one to 70. Among them was the boat’s driver.

Search and rescue teams sectioned off part of the lake to continue their recovery of the four missing bodies on Friday morning.

The first 11 bodies were found on Thursday night and six more were recovered the next day.

The lake which is 229ft seep and has a surface area of 43,100 acres was partially reopened to the public on Friday morning.

Now, authorities must bring the boat wreckage back to the shore to investigate why it failed.

I can tell you right now why it failed: mankind was never intended to dabble in such things.

Never intended to mix the boat with the car.

I am hereby calling on Congress to repeal the Duck Boat Amendment.

The Duck Boat Amendment was from a previous age, before the invention of bridges, when people had to drive across rivers to get to work in the morning. Never was the Duck Boat intended for riding the ducks.

The Constitution is a living document.

Seventeen people are now dead because Congress is too afraid to take on the Duck Boat lobby.

Prominent leader of the Anti-Semitic National Duck Boat Association Bill Paxton makes millions off of death.

I am hereby declaring a million man march on Washington to repeal the Duck Boat Amendment, and do door-to-door searches to confiscate and destroy Duck Boats.

The killing must end.