What the Heck is a “Narcoterrorist”?
I’ve been eating massive amounts of cheese lately. And I’ve been dealing with the skin problems that go along with it. I am in fact on the verge of turning…
Smart Colombian President Spits Straight Facts: Cocaine is No Worse Than Whiskey
Colombia’s president calls for cocaine legalization – “It’s as good as whiskey!” Gustavo Petro sincerely believes that prohibition is only being upheld because cocaine is made in Latin America. At…
Oregon Cities Want to Ban Psychedelic Mushrooms After Bizarre Experiment Fails
Government be like: “maybe we should give people psychedelic mushrooms for their mental health? I heard it on a podcast, it will probably work.” AP: Drug reform advocates hailed Oregon…
Homeless Scum Likely to Have Ignited Weekend Fire in Brooklyn’s Prospect Park
A brush fire in Prospect Park, Brooklyn, was quickly contained thanks to seamless coordination between @NYPDnews, @FDNY, and @nycemergencymgt, all leveraging cutting-edge drone tech. This multi-agency response blends years of…
LA: “Charities” Giving Junkies Free Crack Pipes
This is good for the economy. You hire a street person to smoke crack, hire a social worker to pass out the pipes, you’ve created two jobs. New York Post:…
Mentally Ill Homeless Drug Addicts Plaguing Manhattan’s West Side, Terrorizing Tourists
This seems like it’s bad for society. These images are just ridiculous. We are desensitized to them now, because this is all just normal, but come on. New York Post:…
Manhattan to Attach Junkie Drug User Center to Elementary School
For decades, parents were demanding that their kindergarten sons be taught how to cut their dicks off and get fucked up the ass by adult men. The fascist white supremacist…
Government Wants More Subsidies for Already Heavily Subsidized Marijuana Industry
Why would a country want its population to be high on drugs? Can you think of reasons why that would be a goal of a government? We might mention that…
Canada: Old People Having Psychotic Breakdowns Due to Legal Ultra-Weed
“I have all my fingers today. I think we should get fucked up and do insane crimes. What do you think, voice in my head?” Related: Justice Department Reclassifies Marijuana…
Justice Department Reclassifies Marijuana as a Less Dangerous Drug
Too many lives have been upended because of our failed approach to marijuana. So today, the @TheJusticeDept is taking the next step to reclassify marijuana from a Schedule I to…