It is a fundamental human right that no person should ever be discriminated against based on their race, gender, sexual orientation or how fat they are.

But animal rights activists don’t agree.

They believe that a woman deserves to be judged based solely on her appearance.

Daily Mail:

Greece has banned obese tourists from riding donkeys after animal rights campaigners said the creatures were being left with spinal injuries and open wounds.

After images of donkeys climbing the narrow steps of the Greek island of Santorini laden down by large holidaymakers hit the headlines worldwide, lawmakers in the country have now pledged to do more to help the animals.

The Greek Ministry of Rural Development and Food has published a new set of regulations regarding donkeys’ well-being after receiving multiple complaints following media coverage in July.

These state that donkeys giving tourists rides in Santorini should not carry any loads heavier than 100kg (15 stone, 10 lbs) or one fifth of their weight.

The move comes after animal activists on the island claimed with obesity on the rise, donkeys were being forced to carry ever-heavier loads while working long hours, seven days a week without shelter, rest and water – leaving them with spinal injuries and open wounds from ill-fitting saddles.

This is truly the most offensive thing I’ve heard of since a convicted gang-rapist was put at the head of the Supreme Court.

These women have absolute no choice in what they look like, or how much they weigh, and they are healthy and beautiful at every size.

220 lbs is thin for most normal women.

Even the famous Democrat activist and singer Taylor Swift wouldn’t be legally allowed to ride one of these donkeys.

Do these animal rights activists only expect that models who promote unhealthy and shaming body imagery should be allowed to ride donkeys?

What’s next?

Will they be banned from the buffet because they “place an undue burden on it”?

Will they be banned from Tinder for using photo-editing software?

Famous, sexy models are finally being celebrated as healthy even while super-sized.

And animal rights activsts want to take that all away from these women who have suffered so much at the hands of the patriarchy?

It seems that “animal rights” are simply yet another tentacle of the patriarchy, in need of crushing under the heels of strong, empowered, healthy at every size women.

GET OFF THAT DONKEY AND WALK, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!

Of the many reasons why being a fat fuck is bad for you, “animal rights” – or “fraternizing with your food” as I like to think of it – is very, very low on the list.

But it’s still a reason, just in case you needed another one to not turn yourself into a lardbeast.

Daily Mail:

Donkeys on the picturesque Greek island of Santorini are being crippled by carrying heavy holidaymakers – as locals resort to cross-breeding the beasts with mules so they can carry heavier tourists.

So the local NEON-NAZIS there are using EUGENICS in order to breed a MULE MASTER RACE strong enough to carry fat people from America without breaking their backs, huh?

BASED!!!

Professor Shlomo should go to Santorini and teach these backward NEON-NAZIS that horses, donkeys and mules are all one race: the equine race

Between the peak summer months of May to October, up to five cruise ships a day bringing swarms of 1,200 tourists visit the small island to marvel at its idyllic white houses.

Santorini is known for its hilly terrain and donkeys have traditionally been used to transport people over the famously stepped areas which vehicles cannot access, such as in capital Fira.

The hilly terrain sounds like a great opportunity to GET SOME EXERCISE AND NOT BE A FAT FUCK ANYMORE!

But animal rights activists claim with obesity on the rise, the animals are being forced to carry ever-heavier loads while they work long hours, seven days a week without shelter, rest and water – leaving them with spinal injuries and open wounds from ill-fitting saddles.

That’s a small price to pay for dying of a heart attack in your 50s.

Oh, and feeling good.

“I tried every diet there is, then immediately went back to stuffing my face with anything that fit in my mouth that I could grab without any effort”

‘The obese and overweight tourists, combined with the lack of shade and water as well as the sheer heat and 568 cobbled steps, is what is causing such a problem.

‘There should be a weight restriction. With donkeys it is should be no more than eight stone, but how would that be imposed and who would be there to make sure that happened?

Eight stone is around 50 kilograms, which is roughly the weight of a healthy adult woman, depending on her height.

Or as fat people would put it – “AN ARBITRARY UNREALISTIC BEAUTY STANDARD THAT MEANS NOTHING! EAT A SANDWICH!”

 Christina Kaloudi, 42, moved to the island from Athens 10 years ago and set up the Santorini Animal Welfare Association to help overworked donkeys.

That’s a weird hobby to have…

Still, at least she’s not feeding nigglets or anything.

She said in the last 10 years she has noticed the number of overweight tourists arriving on the island from America, Russia and the UK has trebled.

Locals claim every day the donkeys make four to five journeys up the white cobbled steps to the town of Fira with its iconic white building in temperature of up to 86F (30C), often with no rest, no protect from the sun, ill-fitting tack and no water.

She said: ‘The holiday season on islands is now a lot longer than it used to be, meaning that the donkeys are pretty much in work the whole year round.

‘If they are not transporting tourists up the steps they are moving building materials or transporting heavy bags of rubbish.

‘There are some good owners out there that follow the code but generally donkeys are worked into the ground and then disposed of when their working lives are over.

‘They are made to work in terrible conditions without adequate water, shelter or rest and then I find them tied outside my shelter, barely alive.’

Yeah, overworking them probably isn’t helping, but still – they’re donkeys.

Donkeys are bred to work, it’s just that “work” used to mean carrying humans, not carrying whales with legs.

After we get rid of the Kikes and their darkie pets – fat people should be the next to go.

If Der Tag comes and you’re still barrel-shaped, then you deserve every single harpoon.

It’s coming…

Editor's Note: It is probably more Australian and British women than American women. They are both technically fatter than we are, and they are also much more likely to travel.

Note that the US are a tiny bit fatter, technically, but it is because of the blacks and the Mexicans. In reality, I think if we remove occupying brown sludge, both British and Australians are fatter than Americans.

Here's a 2014 just Europe map - they aren't that much thinner than the US. The US being fat is largely a result of memes on the internet created by Europeans who are jealous of our freedoms.

Real talk: low 20%s (mainland Europe) is not that much better than high 20%s (Anglosphere). But it's not a contest. We all need to get our shit together, bros (mainly by regulating the diets of our females, using abusive language and physical violence).

And also by reading the Stormer food advice column, which starts this Friday.

Israel is equipped with billions of Dollars worth of military equipment and are basically committing a wholesale slaughter of Palestinians in the Gaza Strip.  The Palestinians who do not have anywhere near the same type of military resources are now being forced to defend themselves through unconventional methods.  The Israeli military is now saying they were attacked with a suicide donkey equipped with explosives.  This really shows how over matched the Palestinians are considering that this is one of the tactics they are using to repel the Jewish invasion.

From London Telegraph:

Hamas militants sent a donkey laden with explosives on a suicide mission in one of the most unconventional tactics yet seen in the fighting in Gaza, the Israeli army has said.

Troops said they were forced to open fire on the animal – blowing it up – as it approached their position in the southern city of Rafah, near the Egyptian border.

The Israeli army had received prior intelligence that militants were going to try to use animals to carry out attacks, according to a press release on the Israeli Defence Forces website.