Saying Trump was in the Epstein files was an obvious lie. We all know what kind of women Trump is into. His taste is… not similar to Epstein’s. Trump has an entire list of sex scandals, and none of them were with women under 25, I don’t even know if any of them were under 30, so he wouldn’t be doing it for fun.

Most people weren’t doing it for fun, of course (with the single confirmed exception I’m aware of being Prince Andrew). Most of these people went to Epstein Island to have themselves filmed with underage girls so that the Mossad had blackmail on them, which meant they could get massive career advancements. I don’t know how many people actually get that point, despite how obvious it is: if you want advancement in this system, which is totally corrupt and based exclusively on nepotism, the only real way of getting that advancement is to give blackmail material to the Mossad or some other group of powerful Jews.

Trump never had any reason to do that. He was already rich. And further, if that existed, he would not be bucking Bibi Netanyahu in the way he has been recently. (Whether that bucking goes anywhere – and I don’t think it will, frankly – is irrelevant, because if Bibi had the tapes, he would just do whatever Bibi wants, in the way literally everyone else in the US government does. And before “you use ‘literally’ too liberally, okay, so let’s exclude Thomas Massie, whose wife died mysteriously, and Marjorie Taylor Greene, who is a woman, and I guess Matt Gaetz, who actually went public when the Mossad was trying to wrap him up in a blackmail scandal.)

To believe Trump was in the Epstein files, you would have to not understand that the whole thing was about blackmail, not sex. Or it just wouldn’t make any sense. Elon was just on drugs, as usual, and thought he could manipulate QAnon people into siding with him against Trump, apparently part as a plan to get some number of GOP Congressmen and Senators to side with Democrats and impeach Trump and replace him with Vance. Even if 100% of QAnon boomers believed the Epstein hoax, the plan would be completely retarded, because getting the Senate for vote for impeachment is virtually impossible, and certainly couldn’t be done now.

Maybe Elon will invent some new strategy. But that seems unlikely. He can manipulate the Twitter algorithm to make a significant portion of online Republicans hate Trump. He could probably also manipulate Fox News to make offline Republicans hate Trump. If I were Trump, I’d be pretty concerned about Elon doing this, and would have made a pretty big effort to keep him on sides [dear editor: sic. I think “on sides” might be some regional sports idiom, but I mean “on sides,” not “on his side”].

But, if Trump is playing 5D chess, or 2D chess, or like, Guess Who?, he can easily ask: what does turning a bunch of Republicans against Trump actually accomplish in terms of Elon’s long game?

Obviously, Elon’s long game is to create conditions in America where there is enough money laying around to fund his stupid child’s dream of colonizing Mars. That’s why he’s obsessed with the budget. I mean, there are other reasons to be concerned about the budget, but that’s Elon’s thing. I mean, figure it out, but I think it’s goofy to talk about people having secret agendas when there isn’t even any proof (most people are actually pretty frank about their agendas; even if they don’t talk about them in public all the time, they publish stuff about them). And “go to live on Mars” is Elon’s stated agenda, it’s on all of his shirts, and he says that’s why America needs a balanced budget, and he markets it as an important way to… stop the Chinese people from eating all the Pangolins or whatever. Oh, and Pop Mart is going to completely decimate the American toy industry. If we don’t beat them to Mars.

The Democrats obviously aren’t going to even entertain “fiscal responsibility.”

They also have a less than enthusiastic view of space travel.

You all remember this one, right?

No, you don’t. No one remembers that. I mean, even the people who were alive when the Jews were spamming it don’t remember it. I only know about it because boomers cite it as the primary symbol of the way blacks are holding back civilization. Because boomers don’t want to talk about Jews and think that black lives matter is an organic movement and that it would be literally impossible to just send the cops to tell blacks they have to stop whining and get jobs. Boomers can’t explain how blacks were literally slaves for hundreds of years. They just say all the sudden blacks somehow got a bunch of political power (something they previously hadn’t ever even thought about it) and then when they got that power they used it to prevent space travel. So they use that song as an example of how blacks are holding us back from stabbing up them guts of Dejah Thoris. Because boomers also only ever think about “getting lucky” with “hot chicks” then they aren’t thinking about how blacks took over.

Though to be fair, it’s hard to think about Dejah Thoris without thinking about sex.

I just don’t understand why they’re thinking about her in the first place.

Although I am not a whiny nigger, my interest in space travel is about the same as the whiny nigger in the above spoken word piece no one remembers. Whenever I hear an adult talking about an interest in space travel, I immediately peg him as a child in a man’s body, and I am always right. Serious adults are not interested in space travel. That is, they are not interested in it beyond the great body of science fiction works we all love. When someone talks about space travel as something that could or should happen in real life, coming at me with something like “so how long do you think it will take us to get a habitable colony on Mars?” it is not different to me than if a man asks “so why didn’t the king send surgeons and scientists instead of horsemen to put Humpty Dumpty back together?”

If you ask a young American male about space travel, he’s going to say something like: “nigger, I can’t even get a woman to have sex with me. I live with my parents. I can’t even afford a last gen video card. Is there easy pussy and free video cards on Mars? Because if there’s not, please don’t ever talk to me again.”

This isn’t a serious agenda. But it is Musk’s agenda. For whatever reason. He also wants to put computer chips in people’s brains for some reason, presumably to turn them into mindless drones who stop thinking about sex and video games and instead develop a psychopathic obsession with going to Mars (where there is literally nothing but useless rocks).

But, insofar as anyone is going to go along with a space travel agenda, it is going to be war-obsessed boomer dickheads who think the Chinese are going to race them to Mars and then… keep all of the useless rocks for themselves?

“The communist Chinese government has just announced that it is keeping all of the useless rocks on Mars and will not be sharing them with anyone out of fear that the rocks could be used for homosexual purposes” sounds like a nightmare that Marco Rubio might have. So this is literally Musk’s only demographic, beyond his own tech people (who in general, seem more concerned about implanting everyone with brain chips than with invading outer space).

All of this is to say: Elon’s primary objective should be going along with whatever economic growth plan Donald Trump has, regardless of what it does to the national budget, because this is better than nothing, and more importantly, it is the only path to getting his real man, JD Vance, into office.

I think Elon also wants to become some kind of King of America. Again, I don’t want to chase secret agendas, but there is a lot of circumstantial evidence that he has this kind of dream. Certainly, he’s said he wants to be dictator of Mars, and if America is the engine he wants to use to get to Mars, it would make sense to become dictator of America first. Vance’s centrist populism and clear submissiveness (blackmail driven, we’d have to assume) to Silicon Valley and Elon in particular again implies Vance is the man for Elon’s plan.

Who knows what happens next. I don’t make predictions. But if I had to guess, I’d guess we’re going to see total deescalation and some kind of coming back together on some informal level. I think Trump and his people are clever enough to have gamed this out, which is why Trump hasn’t gone nuclear, as he normally would have. He knew Elon was likely to eventually realize he doesn’t have the cards to win, but at the same time he didn’t want Elon dumping the cards he does have (i.e., using Twitter and his wealth to cause Trump very serious problems).

Note that this is a really unique Trump feud. Trump usually goes totally nuclear on anyone over anything, and this time he let Elon go nuclear while saying “well, I guess he’s doing that, maybe he’s mad about some subsidies, I don’t really know, but okay.” Because Trump knew the only thing Elon could do was make a big mess, and didn’t want to pressure him into that, when he knew that when some of the drugs wore off, Elon would realize making a mess doesn’t help him any more than it hurts Trump.

But, I don’t know. I don’t really care. I don’t really see any good outcomes here.

I don’t even know why I bothered typing this. I’m not even supposed to be working on this site. I have all these books in the pipe. Imagine if I finish them all at once and just release like 12 books on one day. There are about 12 of them that are 85% done.

But here I am.

I just can’t take all the bad takes.

I’d hoped I’d put out enough good takes over the years that I’d trained all the people who copied my takes to do their own takes in my style. Instead, all the people who copied my takes are spouting gibberish, most of which doesn’t even make sense, the rest of which is obviously wrong.

There’s only one guy with takes that matter, and he’s a fat Irish retard who claims to eat gay ass. I forget his name. I think it’s “Charlie O’Hannigan.” But he’s the smartest guy on the internet and he’s got great taste in sunglasses, but he’s also Irish, fat, and gay – in that order.

(I haven’t watched this yet, but I would imagine I agree with it. I denounce anything I don’t agree with.)

Sam Hyde too. But is he really even Irish? He’s definitely not gay.

Gotten pretty fat though, frankly.

.@JaredEMoskowitz: In November, polls showed that 47% of Republicans wanted Elon Musk very involved with the government. Today that number is 26% pic.twitter.com/Lf24wrSW0v

— FactPost (@factpostnews) February 6, 2025

This is a result of both Elon’s demands for infinity H-1B visas, and his claims that white people are inferior to Indians and simply not smart enough to work in tech.

It is also a result of the Fraud Gamer scandal, which proved that Elon Musk is a total fraud, and cannot be trusted to be honest about anything at all, given that he is willing to lie so brazenly about something as irrelevant as video game achievements.

You would have to have never heard of either of these scandals in order to still be a supporter of Elon Musk. I can imagine that 26% of Republicans didn’t hear of these scandals, meaning if the media had done a better job reporting these things, Musk’s support would be at 0% among Republicans.

The Guardian:

A new poll suggests Republican support for Elon Musk’s upending of US government systems has been shaken, even as the world’s richest man aims a wrecking ball at even more federal agencies including the labor department.

The number of Republicans who want Musk and his self-styled “department of government efficiency” (Doge) to have “a lot” of influence in the Trump administration has fallen significantly to 26%, according to the Economist/YouGov poll conducted this week, reported by the Hill.

The same poll taken in the days immediately following Trump’s November election win revealed that enthusiasm among Republicans for Musk’s role stood at 47%.

The disquiet also appears to have spread to a number of Republican senators, who have begun voicing alarm at Musk’s tightening grip. The billionaire has moved to shutter the US Agency for International Development (USAid), and accessed payment systems and workers’ personal data at the US Treasury, prompting a lawsuit and an order from justice department lawyers to back off, at least temporarily.

One out of two supporters no longer supports him. Since November.

That is a popularity slump like nothing we’ve ever seen, especially given that the Trump administration as a whole is still in the “honeymoon” phase, and is actually doing a serious amount of work to deliver on promises with all these executive orders.

This is a “free fall.”

I used to love zoomer slang when it was all “fr fr on God no cap” and “vibe check on the drip,” but then when it got into this “take the L” and “who’s gonna tell her” language, I began to despise them and seek their total annhiliation.

Exhibit A:

AOC: Elon Musk is one of the most unintelligent billionaires I’ve ever met or seen.

Who’s gonna tell her?pic.twitter.com/3CaghmNQpA

— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) February 4, 2025

She may be a dumb bitch, but she’s right about Elon Musk, and she’s probably actually smarter than he is. Maybe by definition she is smarter than she is, as she has done gaming streams and did not try to pretend to be one of the best gamers on earth.

And further:

It presumably requires some intelligence to keep your supporters happy, no?

Elon Musk very easily could have just not said that H-1B thing, not organized a gaming fraud that exposed his entire life as a fraud. But he decided to go ahead and do those things, because he’s stupid.

JD Vance is defending him. You don’t hear much from this guy, because Trump hates him, but he comes out to try to rescue Elon.

“No one voted for Elon Musk.” (They did however vote for Donald Trump who promised repeatedly to have Elon Musk root out wasteful spending in our government.)

— JD Vance (@JDVance) February 5, 2025

Vance should remember that the last person who the ratty Indian Vivek Ramaswamy, who got rewarded with being kicked out of the administration and is likely to be deported.

Vance might not be able to be kicked out of the administration, per se, but his wife and kids can and should be deported, and he she be forced by Trump into an arranged marriage with that fishface chick from “The Witch.”

Trump will say: “you like barn wenches, Vance? Well, we’ve got you a real beauty this time, now that I had to deport your wife back to her shithole. She’s got one eye on you at all times, and I’m making signals to her in her other eye.”

And then Vance will be like: “Mr. President, I hoped you would be considering the true beauty, Zendaya, as my betrothed.”

And Trump will say: “Pfft,” and walk out of the room, leaving Vance with his Lovecraftian fish-woman.

Meanwhile, Trump just vastly restricted the powers of Musk’s meme organization.

RT:

Lawyers with the US Justice Department have agreed to a proposed order that would temporarily restrict the Elon Musk-led Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) from accessing sensitive financial data at the Treasury Department.

The move by the administration of US President Donald Trump late on Wednesday comes in response to a lawsuit by a group of union members and retirees accusing the Treasury of engaging in “unlawful action” by providing information on payments and private data to DOGE.

“The Defendants will not provide access to any payment record or payment system of records maintained by or within the Bureau of the Fiscal Service,” the proposed order read.

You might say “oh, well, there was a lawsuit.” But Trump always fights these lawsuits. He just went along with this one, because of Musk’s drastically dropping popularity.

Elon is headed towards zero support. He not only did those two big scandals, but he managed them horribly, using censorship on Twitter to try to mitigate the damage of both scandals, making the situations much worse, and proving that his “free speech” claims were a complete scam, nothing but a branding exercise.

He also made a very bad choice by banning yours truly, as I am the most influential commentator on the right-wing. You can believe that or not, but it doesn’t matter what you believe, because it’s true. While I may only have a few million monthly readers (which is not nothing), everything I say here trickles down and gets ripped off by everyone. If this website did not exist, the entire narrative would be completely different, and if Musk had not banned me from Twitter, my narrative about him would have been completely different.

Do you know that I am not only banned, but sharing links to Daily Stormer is banned site wide on Twitter? I didn’t even remember that until someone brought it up the other day, but anyone with a Twitter account can go try it.

I’m also told that if you try to post “dailystormer[DOT]in” and tell people to replace the [DOT] with a dot, you can be banned for that.

Crossing me will go down as the worst mistake Elon Musk ever made. I offered my support, all the way back in 2022, and he rejected it. Now, he is reaping the whirlwind.

.@PressSec on Elon Musk: “I can confirm he’s a special government employee. I can also confirm that he has abided by all applicable federal laws. As for his security clearance, I’m not sure, but I can check…I don’t know about the security clearance, but I can check.” pic.twitter.com/86LzC55ocD

— CSPAN (@cspan) February 3, 2025

They actually said “special government employee,” but it sounds like “special boy,” which is how people refer to retarded children.

Rumors are currently swirling that Elon Musk is literally retarded. Previously, it had been claimed that he talks like a retard because he is a genius, but no one understands what that means.

Maybe it’s possible for a genius to sound like a retard, but Musk has failed to ever say anything interesting or insightful, and in fact, he knows nothing about engineering, coding, or video games, all fields he claims to be a world-expert in.

Reuters:

Elon Musk, who has moved swiftly to shrink the size of the U.S. government at President Donald Trump’s behest, is now considered a “special government employee,” the White House said on Monday.

The designation allows Musk, the world’s richest man, to work for the federal government but potentially avoid disclosure rules about conflicts of interest and finances that apply to regular government employees.

In itself, that is fine. I don’t care.

The government has too many rules anyway.

Although to be fair, this Elon situation is totally corrupt, and he literally bought a position in government.

Musk still runs electric car company Tesla and aerospace company SpaceX while chairing Trump’s cost-cutting effort called the Department of Government Efficiency. As CEO of SpaceX, Musk oversees the company’s contracts with the Pentagon and intelligence community that are worth billions of dollars.

White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Musk is classified as a “special government employee.” A second senior White House official said Musk is not receiving a government paycheck and is following the law.

Karoline herself is a bit “special” if not outright “touched.”

Special government employees are appointed to their positions for no more than 130 days, but Trump has not said how long Musk’s position will last.

…

Trump, who officials say has entrusted Musk with overseeing the revamp of USAID, on Monday defended Musk but said there are limits to what his adviser can do.

“Elon can’t do and won’t do anything without our approval, and we’ll give him the approval, where appropriate; where not appropriate, we won’t. But he reports in,” Trump said to reporters.

“It’s something that he feels very strongly about, and I’m impressed, because he’s running, obviously, a big company,” Trump added. “If there’s a conflict, then we won’t let him get near it. But he does have a good, natural instinct. He’s got a team of very talented people.”

He’s not running any companies, Donald.

Please ask Barron about his gamer fraud.

Trump: Leon— Elon can’t do and won’t do anything without our approval pic.twitter.com/MqEnVd5Bs3

— Acyn (@Acyn) February 3, 2025

There is no way he is paying someone to run his Path of Exile 2 account while actually running his own companies. He just pays people to run things for him while he smokes weed and posts garbage memes on Twitter in between attempts to seduce post-wall middle aged women.

USAID is a criminal organization.

Time for it to die. https://t.co/sWYy6fyt1k

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 2, 2025

Who knows who’s running DOGE. Elon is buy playing Path of Exile 2 in the hardcore league, which takes 18 hours per day, and Vivek was fired because he was a repulsive subhuman.

Regardless, they’re apparently doing shit now and it’s big serious.

AP:

The Trump administration has placed two top security chiefs at the U.S. Agency for International Development on leave after they refused to turn over classified material in restricted areas to Elon Musk’s government-inspection teams, a current and a former U.S. official told The Associated Press on Sunday.

Members of Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency, known as DOGE, eventually did gain access Saturday to the aid agency’s classified information, which includes intelligence reports, the former official said.

Musk’s DOGE crew lacked high-enough security clearance to access that information, so the two USAID security officials — John Vorhees and deputy Brian McGill — believed themselves legally obligated to deny access.

The current and former U.S. officials had knowledge of the incident and spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to share the information.

Musk on Sunday responded to an X post about the news by saying, “USAID is a criminal organization. Time for it to die.” He followed with multiple additional posts on X about the aid agency.

Trump is demolishing so much. It’s quite shocking, the speed at which this is moving.

Why is Bitcoin down though? Why doesn’t he pump this shit?

Did you know that USAID, using YOUR tax dollars, funded bioweapon research, including COVID-19, that killed millions of people? https://t.co/YVwyKA7ifs

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) February 2, 2025

The headline plus this image of a historical flier are the story:

I’m asserting the position that slavery was not any kind of metaphysical evil, and that there was generally and as a rule a kind of love and affection going both ways between slave and slave owner. I think abuse was as rare or maybe rarer than any other form of domestic abuse, because slave-and-owner was a valid human domestic relationship, involving the same set of emotions that exist in other domestic relationships.

You can disagree.

Maybe it’s too edgy and provocative for you, because I’m Andrew Anglin of the Daily Stormer and I’m super edgy and provocative. It’s like, my thing, man.

Look at that. Holy shit, I’m so edgy and provocative that I’m mocking myself for using worn-out provocation bits. How self-aware and ironic can I get??

Do I have a brain tumor??

The CIA runs a forced meme campaign supporting the Ukraine war that uses really terrible doge memes.

A bad omen blows this way.

RT:

A dog at the center of an internet craze has died at the age of 12 in Hong Kong.

Cheems, also known as Balltze or Ball Ball, became famous for his mischievous look that sparked many viral memes. He was diagnosed with leukemia in December 2022 and had been undergoing treatment ever since, but passed away after a thoracentesis procedure on Friday.

The owner took to social media to announce the sad news, saying that the dog had “completed  his mission” and encouraging fans to remember “the joy that Balltze brought to the world.” 

“A Shiba Inu with a round smiling face connecting you and me, he has helped many people during the pandemic and brought a lot of joy to many of you, but now his mission has completed. I believe he is running freely in the sky and having a lot of delicious food with his new friends,” the owner wrote, adding that pooch will always be “inside my heart.”

There are several different dogs from doge memes, but the pro-war bots are using this one for their NATO memes.

If I was a war supporter, I’d be more worried about this dog dying than the WaPo saying the Ukraine is losing.

It’s sad for the dog that he’s dead and these cops are using his image to spread global hatred and gay sex.

However.

However.

I don’t know if people know this, but these Shibas are really not good dogs. They have a whiny attitude, and they’re entitled like cats. They also hold grudges and hate other dogs.

I don’t think people know this.

I knew someone that had one. He was in this weird neurotic relationship with the dog. That’s why no one has them really, even though they’re nice looking dogs and have been meme famous for a long time now.

Bad attitudes.

ELON MUSK: “DOGECOIN TO THE MOON” #dogecoin #doge #DogecoinToTheMoon 🚀🌖 pic.twitter.com/KbqUL6lulm

— Andrea Poci (@TheRealPoci) May 9, 2021

I was surprised when it was announced Elon Musk would host Saturday Night Live, since he’s so autistic. But whatever – if he wants to do that, that’s fine. I am mostly swinging pro-Elon these days.

SNL guards their clips on the internet seriously because they don’t want people making fun of how shitty the show is, and they know internet people (people who don’t have TVs to watch this garbage on) will be very harsh, whereas any peasant who still owns a TV is too Philistine to criticize anything.

I don’t care enough to use my internet citizen skills to download a torrent of the show, so I just read some reviews saying Elon sucked at comedy, which I believe.

But why did he attack Dogecoin? He called it “a hustle” and the price dropped. I know for a fact he’s in on the hustle, because he’s been pumping it.

.@elonmusk on Twitter

vs

Elon Musk on #SNL #DogeSNL pic.twitter.com/BUg02Jbwdz

— RT (@RT_com) May 9, 2021

Broke niggas is be trying to make a buck here, Elon.

Why you gonna sabotage your own self and the same time you sabotaging broke niggas?

Hahahahahah. Crypto folks had been hyping up Elon Musk’s appearance in SNL with the possibility of DOGE will be skyrocketing. https://t.co/FSXZ47iJJd

— Riyan Wahyudi (@riyanwahyudi) May 9, 2021

Everything is a hustle.

Have you seen Tesla stock?

Does that stock price make sense to you?

This is the age of the hustle, because the elite are covering up the fact that technology is to the point where everyone in first world countries (and most of the third world for that matter) could be living in a futuristic Jetsons type scenario if it wasn’t for criminal banking schemes, tax scandals and billionaire hoarding.

Let a nigga get a nickel on that Doge, Elon!