Germany: 22-Year-Old Footballer Unexpectedly Dies
Luca Meixner See, this is what we keep telling you about sports: it’s not safe. It’s the number one way to die suddenly. Fox News: Luca Meixner, a soccer player…
New Zealand: 26-Year-Old Maori MMA Fighter Dies Suddenly
Hakaraia Wilson It was never safe to be an athlete. Sports are the single least healthy thing anyone can do. USA Today: Hakaraia Wilson, a mixed martial arts fighter from…
UK: Irish Footballer Dies Suddenly on His 27th Birthday
Michael Newberry Sports and exercise simply are not safe. The heart is just a motor, see? The harder you work it, the closer it is to death. If people want…
UK: 17-Year-Old Black Footballer Drops Dead
Kaylen Dennis This always happened. Russian troll farms have worked tirelessly to delete all of the articles about it happening before 2020 from the internet. Metro: A teenage football…
New York: 17-Year-Old Dies of “Medical Event” During Hockey Game
Lying conspiracy disinformationists claim this didn’t always happen. In fact, it always happened. Being an athlete in good shape always put you at risk for dying suddenly for no reason.…
Alabama: 18-Year-Old Black Basketballer Drops Dead for No Reason
This always happened. Being a top athlete is extremely unhealthy and leads to dying for no reason. AP: Classes were canceled Wednesday at the University of Mobile after one of…
UK: 14-Year-Old Girl Drops Dead During Rugby Practice
Seren-Ella Jenkins This has always happened. Shut up. Daily Mail: Heartbroken friends and schoolmates have paid tribute to a 14-year-old after her mystery death at a rugby club last week.…
France: 35-Year-Old Ex-Footballer Dies of Alleged Heart Attack
Abdelaziz Barrada Top level athletes have always been super unhealthy. Nothing new about it. They always died working out. BBC: Former Morocco and Marseille midfielder Abdelaziz Barrada has died at…
The Science Now Blaming “Coronavirus” for Increase in Heart Attacks and Strokes
George Watts Jr.’s death following his Pfizer-BioNTech COVID-19 vaccination ignited both controversy and mourning. Despite the Bradford County Coroner ruling that Watts died from ‘Covid-19 vaccine-related myocarditis,’ a federal judge…
Massachusetts: 11-Year-Old Drops Dead While Playing Basketball
This always happened. Stop talking about it, antisemite. Daily Mail: An 11-year-old boy collapsed and died while playing basketball at a Massachusetts youth club. George-Levi Njuguna was playing basketball at…