Must be worth a million now

Art is sacred in the Brave New World.

Splotches of paint are art.

Daily Mail:

A couple defaced artwork worth $500,000 after assuming brushes left behind by the artist were for spectators’ use.

The untitled artwork was painted by American graffiti artist JonOne in 2016 in front of an audience at Seoul’s Lotte World Mall in South Korea.

The brushes, paint and paint buckets had been left scattered as props in front of the artwork to provide context for the piece.

But visitors ‘mistakenly’ thought they were allowed to use the items for participatory art, and daubed paint across the canvas.

The art was 22.9ft by 7.8ft, and was the only piece in the exhibition without a frame, due to its size.

CCTV cameras captured a young man and woman picking up some of the paint and putting it onto the artwork.

Can you tell if this is the before or the after?

The couple were later arrested at the mall by police.

The pair were later released, and charges are unlikely to be brought because it appeared to have been an ‘honest mistake’ according to Head of Exhibition, Kang Wook.

‘They thought they were allowed to do that as participatory art and made a mistake,’ he said.

‘We are currently in discussions with the artist about whether to restore it.’

He added that the incident has only increased the fame of the painting, with several visitors taking photographs of the art and questioning staff about the show.

Seeing something like this – you might as well assume Korea is totally gone.

Us goyim are too stupid to understand why this is a masterpiece

Someone cut a piece of cloth with some bars on it.

This is international news.

The Local:

An attacker wielding a utility knife has badly damaged a work by the celebrated French conceptual artist Daniel Buren at the Pompidou Centre in central Paris, the museum said on Friday.

The work, “Peinture [Manifestation 3]”, suffered “serious deliberate damage” in Thursday afternoon’s attack by the man, the museum said in a statement.

It said that a museum attendant alerted security, and video cameras allowed the rapid finding of the suspect. “He made no claim (over the attack) and was handed over to the police,” it said.

Celebrated by whom, exactly?

Who are the people that look at these retarded, low-effort pieces of shit and “celebrate” them?

I wanna meet one of these creatures for myself so it can tell me why putting some bars on something is “art.”

But where can I find one?

The artist, 81, has been informed of the incident and the work itself transferred to the stores of the Pompidou Centre to estimate the damage and restoration needed.

It will be replaced on public display by another work from the artist.

It’s a cotton canvas with bars on it.

Just make another one, it should take literally 5 minutes, maybe less.

Are you under the impression someone’s gonna notice or something?

These people are seriously mentally ill, because I can’t imagine someone capable of faking insanity like this.

The Pompidou Centre said it understood the suspect was no longer in detention and had been transferred to a psychiatric unit.

No, the people who think this is “art” are the ones who should go to the psychiatric unit.

That guy is perfectly sane, possibly the last sane human being in a 10-kilometer radius of that museum.

“Peinture [Manifestation 3]” was created by Buren in 1967 and shows red and white stripes. It was purchased for the museum’s collection in 1986.

Buren is perhaps best known for the succession of black-and-white columns he inlaid into the inner courtyard of the Palais Royal complex in central Paris in a hugely controversial installation that opened in 1986.

So that’s his magnum opus, huh?

Literally everybody is insane.

You know, I have a pair of old pajamas that looks kinda like that.

I’m gonna put them on, take a selfie, and then try to sell the picture to a museum for a couple of million dollars.

I think I’m gonna call it Peinture [Manifestation 3] Redux: l’homme devient l’art.

I’m gonna donate half of what I get to the DS, then I’m gonna drink myself to death with the rest because really, what else can a real artist do in an age where nobody even understands what art is anymore?

This is clearly designed to simply mock the First Lady, who hasn’t done anything wrong.

RT:

A very strange statue of Melania Trump has been erected near her hometown of Sevnica in Slovenia, but the perplexing wooden creation isn’t a very flattering tribute to the first lady.

The life-sized chunky statue was carved from a tree trunk using a chainsaw, so perhaps that explains why it’s somewhat lacking in detail or any real likeness to the former model.

The statue depicts Mrs. Trump wearing the Ralph Lauren blue outfit she wore to her husband Donald’s inauguration in 2017, one lumpen arm raised in a wave. The statue’s face has crude eyes and a mouth scraped into the wood, with a bulbous chunk of wood for a nose, and looks nothing like the first lady.

The peculiar sculpture was commissioned by artist Brad Downey and carefully carved with a chainsaw by local artist Ales Zupevc, also known as Maxi. The piece is part of an exhibition being held in Ljubljana about Melania’s early life in Slovenia.

“Perhaps we are simply trying vigorously to make sense of things that might only be a slapstick prank. Who knows?” an exhibition leaflet about the statue reads, the Mirror reports.  

“It’s a Smurfette. It’s a disgrace,” was one resident’s review. 

It is a disgrace and it does look like a Smurfette.

So who is Brad Downey?

He’s an American degenerate who looks like a Jew.

Downey is an Irish name, but Robert Downey Sr. was 3/4ths Jew.

This so-called “art” is just degenerate crap that is not art by any definition I’m familiar with.

These people are obsessed with attacking Trump to the point where they will attack his wife in her home country under the guise of celebrating her life.

It just never ends.

Hopefully Trump is going to get it together, because this hatred isn’t going to end if he gets beat in the election next year, and his family is going to have to flee the country when he gets sent to prison.

Well, this took longer than one would have hoped it would take.

China outright banned rap music way back a long time ago.

There simply is no reason to not ban rap music. It is vile obscenity.

AP:

When the Russian “dark rave” duo Nastya Kreslina and Nikolay Kostylev stepped off the train for their gig in the Siberian city of Novosibirsk, the police were waiting on the frozen platform. They were asked for their passports, Kostylev was handcuffed and they were whisked away to the local police station.

There, the police claimed they’d received an anonymous call about drug possession. But Kreslina and Kostylev, whose experimental performances as the electronic duo IC3PEAK feature provocative, morbid and often gruesome themes, say the real reason for their arrest is their art.

During their Russia-wide tour, which began last month and has spanned venues from the Volga River city of Kazan to far-eastern Siberia, six of their 11 concerts have been cancelled. Club owners have been pressured not to host them and threatened with fines and closures.

…

In recent months, Russian musicians have experienced a spike in pressure from the authorities, with a string of concert cancellations and arrests that have brought an outcry from critics, who see it as the latest censorship against Russian artists.

The crackdown evokes Soviet-era restrictions on the music scene, when Communist Party officials drove rock musicians deemed an ideological threat underground. More recently it follows the 2012 jailing of Pussy Riot punk band members and other heavy-handed moves by President Vladimir Putin’s government to tighten control over the nation’s cultural scene — reflecting uneasiness with the musicians’ broad reach and challenge to official policies.

Last month, a rapper known as Husky, whose videos have garnered more than 6 million views on YouTube, was arrested after he staged an impromptu performance when his show was shut down in the southern city of Krasnodar.

The 25-year-old rapper, known for his lyrics about poverty, corruption and police brutality, was preparing to take to the stage on Nov. 21 when local prosecutors warned the venue that his act had elements of what they termed “extremism.”

Husky climbed onto a car, surrounded by hundreds of fans, and chanted “I will sing my music, the most honest music!” before he was taken away by police.

A court sentenced Husky to 12 days in jail on charges of hooliganism, but he was released four days later — hours before a solidarity concert in Moscow by popular hip hop artists protesting his detention.

However, the official Russian pressure on artists has continued.

On Nov. 30, rapper Gone.Fludd announced two concert cancellations, citing pressure from “every police agency you can imagine,” while the popular hip hop artist Allj cancelled his show in the Arctic city of Yakutsk after receiving threats of violence.

Other artists have been affected as well — pop sensation Monetochka and punk band Friendzona were among those who had their concerts shut down by the authorities last month.

In IC3PEAK’s case, besides their Dec. 1 detention in Siberia, the artists have been hounded for weeks by the police and the Federal Security Service, or FSB, the main KGB successor agency. Kreslina said the authorities were using “old, tried and tested Soviet methods” to crack down on musicians accused of overstepping.

“We don’t want to stop performing,” she said. “But we think it’s getting worse.”

Their music videos use occult and “slaughterhouse” imagery, often featuring them in disturbing guises drinking blood and eating raw meat. They believe their most recent one, which fused ghoulish images of the pair lying in coffins with a backdrop of the FSB security service headquarters, is what has vexed the authorities.

Kreslina and Kosylev maintain, however, their work is aimed more at shaking up popular perceptions than making an overtly political statement.

“We are taking people out of their comfort zone, because it helps people to think, it opens up new feelings and emotions,” Kostylev said. “If people get scared of your art, you are most likely doing the right thing.”

People are scared of my art, sweety.

People think your shit is degenerate and offensive, and also probably just assume you’re funded by George Soros to attempt to degrade the culture of Russia as part of a Western Jew plot.

Like Pussy Riot.

Everyone remembers Pussy Riot, the feminist kike plot to destroy Russia.

Stupid whores invaded a church.

It turned out they were getting money from anti-Putin kikes.

And before someone is like “oh but Anglin, you’re always on about free speech” – look up what free speech is. It isn’t obscenity. No one has ever classified that as “free speech.” Even the American First Amendment does not classify obscenity as free speech. It is a totally separate thing.

I remember seeing museums, when I was a kid.

Like, real museums, with real art and science in them.

Now, the museum scene is mostly about aggressive women doing various “projects” relating to genitals.

Who would have thought that a whore who would make these would welcome attention?

What would the insurance claim even be like?

Can you imagine being the poor insurance claims adjuster that has to appraise the value of a giant broken ceramic penis? Is it even possible to appraise something at a negative value? Would the claimant have to pay the insurance company?

Deutsche Welle:

The German artist who created a spinning ceramic penis admitted on Wednesday that the man who had broken the artwork at an exhibition had inadvertently helped to raise awareness about her work.

“Of course this incident was an advertisement for me,” Anna Maria Bieniek said, adding: “I won’t make a big drama out of it.”

The ceramic sculpture was one of three 40 to 60-centimeter (15 to 23-inch) colorful penises on display at the Kunstpalais Erlangen exhibit in southern Germany on October 21.

after the exhibit opened, a fellow artist inadvertently toppled the penis while he was trying to read an explanatory note about the piece. The sculpture, which had not been sold yet, was spinning on a round base at the time.

The 39-year-old Bieniek said that while she welcomed the subsequent media attention, she “regretted” that exhibit visitors could no longer “enjoy a perfect observation” of the original artwork. She also hoped that people did not forget to focus on the art itself.

Bieniek has repaired parts of the penis since the accident, but decided to leave a large crack open.

The idea behind the work emerged from Bieniek’s self-professed “anger” toward men. She said men are too often overpowered by their sexual urges.

“I expressed the penis’s libido and inability for self-control through the movement of this nearly lifelike phallus,” she said.

Yes, you sure did show how obsessed men are with sex by making giant sculptures of sexual organs, and then getting Deutsche Welle to report on how angry you are at them.

If I ever want to show real German art to my kids some day, I’ll probably just have to tell them to search for it on the internet.

Don’t let loud sluts clog up your system.

Here’s some real German art.

Look goyim – an (((art))) festival!

I remember a time when “art” and “something moronic that literally every living human being on the planet can replicate” meant different things.

Apparently, there aren’t a lot of people like me left…

The Local:

Downtown Zurich at 1pm on a bright day in late summer: bankers on lunch break, tourists, school children…and a woman stripping out of her clothes until she is naked.

Performance artist Katharina Vogel then slowly begins to move about as passers-by wonder try and work out what is going on.

You know she’s an “artist” because the article tells you she’s an artist, and the useful idiot who wrote the article knows she’s an artist because (((experts))) told him so.

And (((experts))) always know what they’re talking about.

That was the unusual scene confronting people on Zurich’s Rathausbrücke bridge on Thursday afternoon as Switzerland’s second-ever Body and Freedom Festival got underway.

The art event, which runs until Sunday, features naked performances in public by 18 artists from around Europe during the day while the evenings are given over to so-called Naked Talks.

Fun fact: There have never been more artists than there are today, and there has never been less actual art created than there is today.

Someone tried to do something about it at one point, but it didn’t work sadly. Better luck next time, I guess.

The brainchild of Biel artist Thomas Zollinger, the festival is about exploring ways the unclothed body can be used as an artistic tool in public spaces.

The naked performances, lasting up to an hour, are also designed to get people thinking about nakedness and the divide between the public and private sphere.

No idea if this Zollinger creature is a kike or not, and it doesn’t really matter – he’s done more than enough to earn a shower in a fake gas chamber with a wooden door – in Terraria.

It’s coming…

Onlookers on Thursday were unsure what to make of the whole affair.

“I just find it barbaric. Lots of families with children cross this bridge. Kids learn what sexuality is at school. That’s why you don’t really need people walking around naked on the bridge,” a member of staff at one local fashion boutique was quoted as saying by the Blick newspaper.

Someone should tell this broad that that is the type of intolerant thinking that turned Anne Frank into a box of detergent.

Another 18-year-old echoed this sentiment. But she said “all the men with their cameras was kind of disgusting” – a reference to the many smartphones and other cameras being bandied about by male onlookers.

“How dare these men give attention whores the attention they’re whoring for?!?!?!”

Jeez, women are dumb.

No wonder they’re so into (((modern art))), and always eager to explain why you’re a rube if you don’t think a blank canvass is worth millions of dollars.

You were the stupid one all along, goy!

Every man has dreams and ambitions in life.

Some men dream about living a self-reliant existence in the wilderness, waking up to the sounds of running water and birdsong. Other men might dream about owning a business, or starting a family, or ushering in a new era of global White Supremacy.

Then there are men like Joep van Lieshout, a Dutch “artist” who dreamed of creating a hotel shaped like a giant anus.

And whad’ya know? He actually did it, the absolute madman!

Metro:

Ever wished you could spend the night in a huge anus? Or even drink wine in a big bum? Well, now is the time.

In Belgium a Dutch artist has built an entire hotel in the shape of an anus in a field.

Joep Van Lieshou has called his bizarre creation CasAnus Hotel and even includes a sculpture of a giant intestine complete with veins.

There is even a bed, a shower and central heating and guests can stay the night at the exhibit at the Verbeke Sculpture Park.

Wine tasting has already been organised in the hotel with visitors being urged to taste glasses of Emilia-Romagna.

Event organiser Alice Brown told Vice: ‘After ten after ten years of organizing “classic” wine tastings, often very boring for both wine producers and visitors, we started thinking of different ways of experimenting.’

There sculpture park attracts over 20,000 visitors a year and is home to hundreds of weird and wonderful pieces of art.

The Hotel CasAnus is the latest attraction but a price has not yet been put on the giant anus.

I don’t know what’s more disturbing: the fact that someone created this abomination, or the fact that people are willing to spend €120 a night to stay in it. To be fair, the price includes breakfast.

As soon as I read about this artist and his creation, I thought: “kike.”

Then I thought: “no… faggot.”

Then I paused, rubbed my chin sagely, and concluded: “a kike faggot.”

Alas, I found no solid evidence that Joep van Lieshout is either of those things.

It really is depressing how far we’ve degenerated as a people since we defeated Adolf “So Evil, Wow, Get a Load of How Evil This Guy Is” Hitler. Our Western civilization, once the envy of the world, has become so Judaized and dysgenic that so-called newspapers praise so-called artists for making hotels shaped like anuses and charging people to sleep inside them.

Van Lieshout has been committing crimes against aesthetics for decades. Here are a few of his earlier masterpieces:

A sculpture of a man fucking an animal.

I get a Pizzagate vibe from this one…

… and this one…

Meanwhile, here are a few Dutch artworks from a bygone era:

Rembrandt.

Vermeer.

Bruegel.

From a biological point of view, there’s nothing preventing white people from reaching the same artistic heights that we once did. We’re still made from the same genetic material as our ancestors; our DNA remains unchanged.

In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if there are contemporary masters out there. Their artworks, and the techniques used to create them, are just prevented from reaching mass exposure because the mainstream art world is controlled by – you guessed it – Jews who have a vested interested in (a) defiling gentile society through the promotion of sick art, and (b) prioritizing art that can be created quickly to maintain their vast money laundering ecosystem.

Once we kick out the Jews (“kick out” is a code word for “exterminate,” btw), good art – true expressions of our racial soul – will once again resurface in the public domain.

And then we’ll have a bonfire, a big beautiful bonfire, and all of this degenerate art will be purged from our societies for evermore.

Anybody who thinks this is art should have his throat slit from ear to ear

So this disgusting retard, Wagner Schwartz, strips naked and lets people move him around, and calls it art. And for some reason – other “people” call it art too. And then when a disgusting whore lets her 4-year-old girl play with the sick freak, the same “people” defend it.

And we live in a world where these “people” can do and say these things without being immediately rounded up and turned into a little forest of impaled corpses… Think about it.

Metro:

Footage showing a four-year-old child being encouraged to touch a naked man’s body for a performance art stunt has sparked outrage in Brazil.

The young girl crawls around the man at the Sao Paulo Museum of Modern Art (MAM), in Brazil, as he lies on his back surrounded by other people looking on.

Her mother actively encourages her to touch the feet, legs and hand of artist Wagner Schwartz as he performs his ‘La Bete’ stunt.

The fact that anyone even thinks this idiocy is art aside – how is this legal? How is taking children(this bitch wasn’t the only one) to something like this not child abuse?

The freak, the bitch and the little girl

In the entire article, there is no mention of a father – SHOCK!

The bosses behind the work maintain Schwartz’s naked act is in no way erotic, but outraged right-wing politicians and far-right groups have called for the artist to be arrested.

Take a good look at the picture I posted above. If you think that’s wrong, congratulations, you’re a nazi. Now how about you start acting like one too?

Rather than art, they are calling the show disgusting’ and a crime that ‘incites paedophilia’, the Daily Mail reports.

Common sense is now controversial, and even seen as silly. Another thing to thank kikes for.

Schwartz has taken his controversial performance across the South American country, having been initially inspired by 1960s artist Lydia Clark.

Schwartz says he becomes one of Clark’s sculptures when he performs ‘La Bete’.

He said: ‘As I stand or lie naked and vulnerable I allow my audience to interact with my body by inviting them to pull, reshape and manipulate it into many different poses and to construct images using my body’.

How exactly is this disgusting filth art? And why do you have to be naked for other idiots to “construct images” with your body? Does underwear stop you from pretending you’re doing something with your life?

Stressing that the girl was not in danger, an MAM spokesperson said: ‘The little girl was with her mother who is also an artist. Her daughter asked to enter the show after being given an explanation as to what it contained.

OF COURSE THE MOTHER WAS AN “ARTIST”! EVERYBODY’S A FUCKING ARTIST THESE DAYS! JUST TAKE YOUR FUCKING PANTS OFF AND BOOM!

‘The child wanted to participate and under her mother’s guidance and supervision she is seen on all fours going around the artist’s naked body without showing any embarrassment or aversion.

Yeah, I’m sure she “wanted” to participate…Toddlers these days, they get all sorts of weird ideas all by themselves, without them being planted there by their attention-whore mothers…

These creatures need to be wiped off the face of the earth, along with the kikes who promote this filth. This isn’t art, it’s just sexual deviancy at the expense of society.

MAKE ART GREAT AGAIN!

Actual picture of “ecosexuals” in action. Seriously.

Remember goyim – in this day and age, you can be anything you want to be, and do anything you want to do, so long as it’s not normal.

The College Fix:

Four years ago, when art Professor Elizabeth Stephens filmed the documentary “Ecosexual Love Story,” in which she and her partner licked trees, played with mud, and made love with the environment while naked, the term “ecosexuality” was still somewhat unknown.

Professor. As in – at a University. You know, one of those places that millions of idiots spend years and tons of money at in order to be taught by creatures like this. If I were one of them, I’d feel pretty stupid right about now.

 But a lot has happened since then, and ecosexuality isn’t such a mystery anymore — Google trends show interest in the term has increased exponentially over the last 12 months, seemingly exploding.

I pity people who lived 100 years ago. They actually had to go out and buy a ticket to see a freak show. Now there’s thousands of them just a few clicks away.

That interest can be traced in part back to Stephens, a UC Santa Cruz professor and one leader in the movement that melds art, sex and environmentalism, a la having sex with a tree or marrying the ocean.

You think this isn’t serious, do you? You think this is satire, or just some bullshit someone made up to discredit (((progressives))), right? Think again!

Remember – these “people” think you’re ridiculous if you go to church

Stephens, chair of the art department at the public university, is set to debut her latest documentary “Water Makes Us Wet.” Its premiere is slated for this week in Germany as part of a large art exhibition.

Over the summer, Stephens also co-led an “Ecosex Walking Tour” in Germany that offered “25 ways to make love to the Earth, raise awareness of environmental issues, learn ecosexercises, find E-spots, and climax with the planetary clitoris,” according to a description of the event on UC Santa Cruz’s website.

I’m sure the Deutschcucks were eager to learn about the newest trends in Weimerization.

This is the creature in question:

Read its bio here

I can’t imagine what it would be like to be so dumb that I’d look at this disgusting subhuman for any kind of education or guidance. We really need a eugenics program, and fast. The nastier, the better.

In May, she helped lead a two-day “Ecosex Symposium” at the public university. The event included workshops given by professors such as “Decolonizing Settler Sexuality” and “Academic Freedom In An Ecosexphobic World.”

Earlier this year, she also co-authored the book “The Explorer’s Guide to Planet Orgasm: for every body,” which explores various types of orgasms and how to “discover” them, its online description states.

This shit is so retarded I don’t even know how to make fun of it…

All this has not gone unnoticed. The concept was recently featured in Teen Vogue, for example, which told its young readers about a concept called “Grassilingus,” which was accompanied by a description of a musician laying facedown in grass and licking it.

“Whether it’s masturbating with water pressure, using eco-friendly lubricant, or literally having sex with a tree — a person of any sexual proclivity who finds eroticism in nature, or believes that making environmentalism sexy will slow the planet’s destruction, can be ecosexual,” the magazine explained in its June article.

A feature published in August in Women’s Health Magazine added to the description.

“We chatted with Annie Sprinkle, Ph.D., and Beth Stephens, Ph.D., performance artists, ecosexual experts, and the authors of ‘The Explorer’s Guide to Planet Orgasm’ to get the scoop on this trend. They describe being ecosexual as this: ‘you don’t look at the Earth as your mother, you look at it as your lover.’ You also experience nature ‘as sensual, erotic, or sexy.’ This could mean anything getting off while writhing around naked in the mud to simply getting joy out of doing it in a hot tub or going on a naked hike,” the magazine reported.

Oh wow! The kike-run media is actively promoting this in publications aimed at women? I would never have expected this to happen.

Aren’t we all lucky that God’s chosen are bringing us such enlightenment?

Let’s all give a big “THANKS JEWS!” every time someone sticks his dick in a tree!

WTF is this thing named Dean Hutton? Is Jabba the Hut its father?

Some disgusting fat blob in South Africa named Dean Hutton has put together a display containing only the words “Fuck White People.”

A court has ruled that the display is not hate speech.

News 24:

The controversial Fuck White People artwork displayed in the South African National Gallery was not in contravention of South Africa’s hate speech laws, the Cape Town Magistrate’s Court ruled on Tuesday.

The court compared the work by genderqueer artist Dean Hutton to the messages of struggle expressed by ANC liberation stalwarts like Albert Luthuli and Nelson Mandela, the Cape Party said in a statement.

It found that the words “white” and “people” were not directed at all white people, but rather at a general system of oppression inherent in “white domination”, and had ruled that the display could, therefore, not be seen as discrimination against all white people.

Cape Party leader Jack Miller, who brought the case against Hutton, said the ruling brought into question the protection of minority rights in the country.

The Cape Party is demanding “independence” for the Western Cape.

“This court case… was about ensuring that the laws of the country are balanced and applied equally to everyone, that it protected minority rights, and ensured common respect and decency between our many different cultures and races,” Miller said.

“In 1994, the South African government under Nelson Mandela promoted a vision of a ‘Rainbow Nation’. Today, Fuck White People is art. Where is this country going?”

Hutton said she was grateful for the “very thoughtful” judgment.

Here we have another example showing how all this hate speech nonsense is a hoax. It is only used to attack Whites. When Whites are the target of said hate speech, some weird explanation is devised telling us why it isn’t actually hate speech.

Guaranteed that if that display said “Fuck Black People” or “Fuck Niggers” it would be classified as vile hate speech.

What is more amazing is how this garbage is actually on display in a major South African art gallery. This is not art – it is degenerate trash of the highest order. It took no artistic talent to create this.

Even Blacks laugh at how gross this fat thing is and they like dem fat bitches!

This fat thing who created this is obviously a mentally disturbed individual. It’s bad enough that it made that “Fuck White People” degeneracy but it has also been spotted wandering around South Africa naked. Not even the Blacks want to see that!

Where are the concentration camps? We need them bad!