Arnold Schwarzenegger Denounces the Existence of Heaven
Arnold obviously took steroids for decades. Now he’s a pussy bitch. This is what those drugs do – you get really jacked, but you pay for it in later life…
32-Year-Old Comedian Dies Randomly for No Reason
So, he was fat and black. But just ask yourself: do you remember 32-year-old celebrities dying randomly in the pre-vax world? AP: Teddy Ray, a comedian and actor who appeared…
Enough is Enough: It’s Time to Ban Trees in America
If banning all trees in America would save even one life, it would be worth it. New York Post: A pickup truck passenger was killed Sunday when a tree fell…
Just Another Nigga Dead
Not fat, no recorded history of drug abuse, rich person with access to healthy food and other lifestyle choices: such people usually live past 65. Or rather, that was the…
2021 Had the Highest Death Toll in History, Media and the Science Blame Coronavirus
Okay, so. Let’s just… The alleged novel coronavirus debuted at the beginning of 2020. By the beginning of 2021, mass inoculation with an experimental gene therapy had begun. The Science…
Well, Here’s One Teen Sports Death We Can’t Blame on the Vax
What the heck? New York Post: The Connecticut high school hockey player who died this week after his neck was slit open by a skate during a tragic incident on the ice…
Death by Coincidence is Strikingly Common
We need to have a conversation about coincidences. An NPR editor is dead by coincidence. This happens often, and we need to remove the stigma of dying from coincidence. AP:…
Greatest Living Comedian Norm MacDonald Dead at 61
Norm MacDonald was the greatest living comedian until he died this week at the age of 61. The former Saturday Night Live cast member fought a 9 year battle with…
New Zealand Finally Admits Death from Deadly Pfizer Vax
PICTURED: A typical reaction to the Pfizer vaccine After all of these people received the deadly injection, someone finally died. BBC News: New Zealand has reported what it believes to…
Coronavirus Toll: Too Old to Find New Jobs, Laid Off White Americans are Giving Up
It’s about time white people realized they’re useless and just gave up. Yet another great benefit of the government’s brilliant plan to outlaw work because people in nursing homes might…