Germany: 22-Year-Old Footballer Unexpectedly Dies
Luca Meixner See, this is what we keep telling you about sports: it’s not safe. It’s the number one way to die suddenly. Fox News: Luca Meixner, a soccer player…
UK: Irish Footballer Dies Suddenly on His 27th Birthday
Michael Newberry Sports and exercise simply are not safe. The heart is just a motor, see? The harder you work it, the closer it is to death. If people want…
UK: 17-Year-Old Black Footballer Drops Dead
Kaylen Dennis This always happened. Russian troll farms have worked tirelessly to delete all of the articles about it happening before 2020 from the internet. Metro: A teenage football…
Italy: 22-Year-Old Footballer in Induced Coma After Suddenly Collapsing on the Field
This always happened. Elite athletes were always very unhealthy people. Don’t believe the conspiracy theories. AP: Fiorentina midfielder Edoardo Bove is in a medically induced coma after collapsing on the…
New York: 17-Year-Old Dies of “Medical Event” During Hockey Game
Lying conspiracy disinformationists claim this didn’t always happen. In fact, it always happened. Being an athlete in good shape always put you at risk for dying suddenly for no reason.…
Alabama: 18-Year-Old Black Basketballer Drops Dead for No Reason
This always happened. Being a top athlete is extremely unhealthy and leads to dying for no reason. AP: Classes were canceled Wednesday at the University of Mobile after one of…
UK: 15-Year-Old Drops Dead While Playing Football
The UK is one of the most vaxed countries in the world, with over 90% of everyone above the age of 12 having gotten at least 1 dose. That has…
France: 35-Year-Old Ex-Footballer Dies of Alleged Heart Attack
Abdelaziz Barrada Top level athletes have always been super unhealthy. Nothing new about it. They always died working out. BBC: Former Morocco and Marseille midfielder Abdelaziz Barrada has died at…
California: Transit Workers Fired for Refusing the Jab Win Over $1 Million Each in Court
If you were fired for refusing the vax, you too could win free money from the government! Can you imagine actually taking this vax? What kind of coward would do…
North Carolina: 15-Year-Old Black Drops Dead During Eggball Practice
Ah, my stupid conspiracy theorist. I’ll be you think this was the coronavirus vaccine, huh? Well, it would be a lot easier to take you seriously if I didn’t know…