Why are North Korea’s hackers so good, if it’s a communist shithole with no lights?

Have you seen these people go on about how North Korea doesn’t have lights?

It’s because they’re sleeping at night, retards.

Staying up all night drinking beer outside of a 7/11 doesn’t prove you are better than people who have sex.

Unlike South Koreans, North Koreans actually have sex.

Reuters:

North Korean hackers have conducted a global cyber espionage campaign in efforts to steal classified military secrets to support Pyongyang’s banned nuclear weapons programme, the United States, Britain and South Korea said in a joint advisory on Thursday.

The hackers, dubbed Anadriel or APT45 by cybersecurity researchers, are believed to be part of North Korea’s intelligence agency known as the Reconnaissance General Bureau, an entity sanctioned by the U.S. in 2015.

The cyber unit has targeted or breached computer systems at a broad variety of defence or engineering firms, including manufacturers of tanks, submarines, naval vessels, fighter aircraft, and missile and radar systems, the advisory said.

Victims in the U.S. have also included the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), Randolph Air Force Base in Texas and Robins Air Force Base in Georgia, FBI and U.S. Justice Department officials said on Thursday.

“South Korea” is not a country. It is a violent revolutionary movement, backed by the United States, occupying the south of the one and only Korean country, which has only one leader, Kim Jong-Un.

If South Korea were good, people would be having sex.

Kim Jong Un built a special complex for Russian tourists, which will be completed next year. pic.twitter.com/FmGmmsxPt7

— Globe Eye News (@GlobeEyeNews) July 25, 2024

North Korea is preparing to provide Russians with seaside holidays all year round.

Wide beaches with white sand, dozens of hotels with shopping centers and water parks will open to receive tourists in the spring of 2025. Kim Jong Un personally supervises.
Next vacation… pic.twitter.com/H1g5Vjvqk0

— Vladi 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 (@joiedevivre789) July 24, 2024

NEW: EU member states will take part in a large-scale cyberattack simulation starting this week https://t.co/TpWRLDAKlG

— Alberto Nardelli (@AlbertoNardelli) January 11, 2022

This is definitely not exactly like that time the elite did the worldwide coronavirus pandemic simulation and then, a couple of months later, the first “worldwide coronavirus pandemic” hit.

(That would be Event 201, for any newbs among thee.)

RT:

The European Union will soon stage a far-reaching cyber security exercise intended to prepare for an attack that affects the continent’s distribution networks, Bloomberg reported, noting the drill will be held over several weeks.

EU members will begin the exercise sometime in the coming days and continue for six weeks, according to a report in Bloomberg on Tuesday, which cited internal documents and multiple “people familiar with the matter.” The drill was first proposed by France, which took hold of the presidency of the Council of the EU at the beginning of the year.

Intended as a “stress test” for the bloc, the simulated breach will largely target supply chains across Europe, and will see participants coordinate diplomatic and public responses to the attacks, as well as to “spillover socio-economic effects in other member states.” The hacks will be modeled on other past cyber attacks, or those thought to be likely in the future, in order to be “as realistic as possible,” according to one of the documents.

The whole vaccination thing is just one step in the Total Doom Ladder. A likely next step is a hoaxed supply chain crisis to use hunger and chaos as tools to break the spirit of the purebloods who remained in the city.

Once supermarkets are emptied, the cities turn into concrete coffins. To receive special government food (that will likely include some form of vaccine in there, because they keep saying they’re going to put vaccines in food), people will have to comply and enter the eternal booster program.

Andrew Anglin has been telling people to get out of the cities for years now. If the people behind the virus hoax decide to go forward with a supply chain problem hoax, food will be the next “I can’t afford to lose my job bro” for the unvaccinated in the cities.

“Bro, I can’t afford to die of hunger bro, I’ll have to take the mark of the beast bro.”

To survive the next level of this video game, you have to secure a way to produce your own food, and you have to be able to defend it. Staying in the city with a stash of canned food and ammo is not going to do it. There is too many people, and you’re likely to be overrun when things get out of control.

You need a place with low population density, and/or mostly white demographics, with enough space to own chickens for your daily eggs, and enough ammo to protect it.

And daily prayer.

It’s like it’s some kind of cyber pandemic!

Who could have predicted this???

Random hackers just doing random hacking all over the world at the same time – and none of them getting caught!

No one even knows where they are!

But they’re doing this everywhere!

At the same time!

Asia!

AP:

The Thai affiliate of Paris-based insurance company AXA said Tuesday it is investigating a ransomware attack by Russian-speaking cybercriminals that has affected operations in Thailand, Malaysia, Hong Kong and the Philippines.

Meanwhile, a cyberattack on a public health provider in New Zealand took down information systems across five hospitals, forcing staff to cancel some elective surgeries and creating all sorts of other problems.

In Bangkok, Krungthai AXA said it has formed a team with AXA’s Inter Partner Assistance to urgently investigate the problem. It was unclear how long it might take to evaluate the exposure of personal data after the criminals claimed to have stolen 3 terabytes of data including medical records, customer IDs and privileged communications with hospitals and doctors.

New Zealand!

In New Zealand, Waikato District Health Board Chief Executive Kevin Snee said its emergency department was now only taking urgent patients. He said administrators were working to resolve the issue but he gave no timeline for when the system might be restored.

Dr. Deborah Powell, the national secretary for two unions representing doctors and other health professionals, said the attack hit every part of the operation, with doctors unable to access clinical records to quickly assess patients.

Still, Powell said she didn’t believe patients were at extra risk because staff were using workarounds.

Hospital discharges were being done by hand, and a pager system to alert multiple doctors when a patient suffered a cardiac arrest that was down was replaced by a system of personal mobile numbers.

Ireland (ongoing)!

AP:

Ireland’s health system was still struggling to restore its computers and treat patients on Tuesday, four days after it shut down its entire IT system in response to a cyberattack.

Thousands of diagnostic appointments, cancer treatment clinics and surgeries have been canceled since a ransomware attack on Friday.

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Conti, a Russian-speaking ransomware group, was demanding $20 million, according to the ransom negotiation page on its darknet site viewed by The Associated Press. The gang threatened Monday to “start publishing and selling your private information very soon” if the money was not paid.

“The government will not be paying any money,” Justice Minister Heather Humphreys told broadcaster RTE. “We will not be blackmailed.”

It’s almost like someone is doing this on purpose!

Happening all at once like this!

Who could have predicted such a thing???

The thing about cyber attacks is that it’s impossible to know where they came from. So, if they happen, you can blame anyone.

The other thing is that you do not even need to explain what was done.

This was proven with the Donald Trump Russia Election Hacking narrative. Someone sent a phishing email to John Podesta, and a few Russians made small-scale Facebook posts (at least they were made from Russian IPs), and suddenly you had this Russia Interference narrative where no one could even explain exactly what was happening, but it was scary.

The final thing is that you do not even need to prove that anything happened. You can claim anything, and be believed by a certain portion of the population.

If you put all of that together, and you happen to be a government – that’s a really beautiful thing.

9 News:

All levels of Australian government, critical infrastructure and the private sector are being targeted in a “sophisticated state-based” cyber attack, Prime Minister Scott Morrison has revealed.

Mr Morrison confirmed the intrusion was conducted by “a sophisticated state-based cyber actor”.

“This activity is targeting Australian organisations across a range of sectors, including all levels of government, industry, political organisations, education, health, essential service providers, and operators of other critical infrastructure,” Mr Morrison said.

“We know it is a sophisticated state-based cyber actor because of the scale and nature of the targeting and the trade craft used.”

Mr Morrison declined to name who was behind the cyber intrusion.

“What I simply can confirm is there are not a large number of state-based actors that can engage in this type of activity, and it is clear based on the advice that we have received that this has been done by a state-based actor,” Mr Morrison said.

“With very, very significant capabilities.”

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Mr Morrison said it was unclear what the motivation of the cyber attackers were following the intrusion on the Australian government, critical infrastructure and businesses.

He said he was not putting any time frame on when it began, saying there has been an ongoing effort to undermine Australia and the frequency of the attacks has increased.

“It is difficult to understand what one’s motivation might be for that,” Mr Morrison said.

“What is of interest to us is that it is occurring and what we are focused on is the practices that they’re employing and we have some of, if not the best, agencies in the world working on this and that means that they are putting all of their efforts in thwarting these attempts.

“I can confirm that they have thwarted many, but this is a very complex area and it requires constant persistence and application and that’s what they’re doing.

“We know what is going on. We’re on it but it is a day-to-day task that we’re applied to and we will continue to do that to keep Australians safe.”

The prime minister said intrusions on Australia’s cyber network were “not new”.

“But frequency has been increasing,” Mr Morrison said.

“The purpose of raising this matter here today is to simply raise awareness of these specific risks.

Here, we have the only evidently true statements from the Prime Minister, buried underneath the panic headline. Nothing is happening, except business as usual, but he wanted the public to be thinking more about Cyber Terror and China Bad.

As we reach Peak Democracy, politicians will stop using sentences, and speak directly in talking points. He will just say, “Cyber Terror! China Bad!” and the media will repeat that textually.

No explanation will be given, a lot like right now.

Let’s briefly break down the evidently untrue statements:

Everyone is under attack

Literally no system failures have been reported in any of these institutions.

Normal people can understand the difference between cyber-surveillance, where they get into your system and copy information, and a cyber-attack, where they get into your system and break it.

But these politicians pretend that you cannot understand this simple difference, so they blatantly say surveillance is an attack.

This claim is like if Russian satellites took pictures of secret American military installations, and they said it was a Russian satellite attack.

It is complete nonsense, and you are expected to believe it.

They know a state-based actor did this

The attack connections always route through Tor, the darknet. There is no way of correlating what comes out of the darknet with what goes into it. That is the point of the system.

So, no one knows where intrusive connections originate from.

As for the intrusions themselves, these are done by script kiddies.

This means they are not software developers who write their own scripts, but just people who use scripts anyone can find, like what the CIA leaked from Vault 7.

This is the difference between an engineer who designs a gun, and a thug who operates a gun. Engineers have money to make, so they have no reason to run around pwning random systems, or shooting people on the street. That is work for the thugs.

It is exceedingly rare that someone designs a special machine for killing someone on the street, when there are general machines that do that just fine.

Pictured: The Stuxnet of killing people on the street. Very rare.

Everyone has equal access to the methods of almost all intrusions, and most intrusions and attacks are done with the general toolkit.

So, if there were any evidence that anything had happened, this claim is like if someone got shot on the street and they were saying that very few companies are sophisticated enough to engineer guns, and started speculating about which gun manufacturer had planned the killing.

It is complete nonsense, and you are expected to believe it.

The Prime Minister knows what’s going on

On a technical level, this claim is obviously false.

These politicians are professional talk-prostitutes and they are all too old to know what is going on with computers.

He is being advised by the intelligence community about what is going on.

On a political level, this claim is also false.

What he probably thinks he is doing here is just spinning the reality that people try to break into systems every day into saying “Russia China Bad Scary – Vote Government!”

What he is actually doing, is conceding policy-making authority to the intelligence community. So, let me try to explain that.

This is predictive programming.

It is an instance of the larger campaign of cyber-terror predictive programming that began with “Russian Election Hacking” and as in that case, politicians, media and the public will go along with it because it can be used to blame someone for something.

But this is much more significant than random hype blame.

This is training the public to accept a system where the intelligence community can declare that we have been attacked and that someone in particular is responsible, with no evidence.

This is giving them a power to do a 9/11 type Cyber Terror False Flag event, and reshape both foreign policy and Internet policy.

Only they know if or when they will do this.

But now that the public has accepted the invented reality, they have this power.

First, they would need to actually crash some systems.

This would not be hard to do.

On October 21, 2016, some angry gamer did a DDoS on the DNS provider Dyn, and crashed the whole Internet for the day in large swaths of North America and Europe.

The three-letter black hats could do a much better job than that one kiddie. They could pwn the whole Internet in the same way, at least for a couple of days.

People would totally freak out.

They would also flock to television, which would tell them to Blame Foreigners. Trump does China Bad, and CNN does Russia Bad, so they could just blame China, or blame both, and everyone would be happy.

If the slutocracy were cut off from the selfie assembly line for a few days, they would come crawling on their knees willing to do anything, to be subject to anything, to get back online.

The government would do to them the first thing you can think of to do to a woman in that situation, and the public would thank them for this.

First, they could do normal 9/11 type mass hysteria event things – invade Venezuela, or some African country, or whatever-istan proxy war.

Second, they could cut off all trade with China, because at that point, they would say that we were at war, even though we wouldn’t be. This would totally devastate our economy.

We shouldn’t be in a position where shutting down trade with China would devastate us, but we are.

Finally, they could activate the Internet Panopticon.

A Panopticon, for those who don’t know, is a psychological experiment prison design, where it is set up so that anyone can be watched at any time.

This has a tremendous influence on the behavior of the prisoners, even if they are not usually watched, because they are aware that they may be being watched. That was the point.

Of course, we are already in a situation where our devices randomly record us and use this information to build a detailed personal record and psychological profile of everybody, maintained by social media corporate servers, which are assumed to be accessible by the NSA, which logs all traffic metadata.

The problem is that normal people are unaware of this and still behave incorrectly, as if they had some privacy.

What they need to do is get to a situation where everyone is constantly reminded of surveillance – more than what Google Ads do to remind people of this by serving them ads related to their private conversations.

They could create a situation where the intelligence community is DDoSing everyone and blaming Russia/China, and also running a “national security” DDoS protection service that American companies would be required to use, which would only serve whitelisted IPs associated with a person or group legally responsible for everything it does.

People could be told that they had to accept this for the Internet to work again, and they would accept it. The illusion of privacy would be broken.

A few mass shootings later, this information would be shared with contact tracers, social workers and law enforcement, to conduct preemptive psychological wellness checks on people with unusual internet behavior.

And, people would still say that they had free speech. Just, safety.

In conclusion, I don’t know if they will do this.

But, we are now in a situation where anything can happen, so we have to think preemptively about what can happen.

And, the public has been programmed to accept these cyber hoax narratives, for whatever reason. That is an incredible situation.

They can do anything with it.

Maybe you’d still have your base if you weren’t a bunch of incompetent boomers.

Does every government official and political organization in the west protect their accounts with passwords like “guest” or “password” ?

What exactly are the billions of dollars in tax money used for, if these retards can’t even get their sophisticated cyberintelligence agencies to secure their emails?

I guess the tech experts must be too busy tracking down people who say bad things about Moslems on the internet.

The Hill:

The British parliament was hit by a cyber attack Friday night that left members and staffers unable to access emails as hackers attempted to exploit weak passwords and gain access to accounts.

I’m not putting anything past these dumb bureaucrats.

Multiple news agencies reported Saturday that the U.K. parliament was hit by a “sustained and determined” effort by hackers, a report which was confirmed on Twitter by multiple members of parliament.

“Sorry no parliamentary email access today – we’re under cyber attack from Kim Jong Un, Putin or a kid in his mom’s basement or something…” Henry Smith, a Conservative member, tweeted.

Sorry no parliamentary email access today – we're under cyber attack from Kim Jong Un, Putin or a kid in his mom's basement or something…

— Henry Smith MP (@HenrySmithUK) June 24, 2017

“Cyber security attack on Westminster Parliamentary e.mails may not work remotely Text urgent messages,” wrote Chris Rennard, a Liberal Democrat member of the House of Lords.

A spokesperson for the House of Commons released a statement confirming “unauthorised attempts to access parliamentary user accounts.”

“The Houses of Parliament have discovered unauthorised attempts to access parliamentary user accounts. We are continuing to investigate this incident and take further measures to secure the computer network, liaising with the National Cyber Security Centre,” the statement read. “We have systems in place to protect member and staff accounts and are taking the necessary steps to protect our systems.”

Yeah.

Unfortunately, those systems don’t apparently include forcing the users to have secure login information.

Only Russian cyber-espionage specialists could have guessed weak passwords.

Did the “hackers” gain access to the accounts? It’s not specified, but if the security agencies were certain that nothing was compromised, they probably would have said so in order to save face. The fact that they’re staying vague indicates that it’s likely accounts were accessed and information was acquired by the attackers.

So who knows – maybe we’ll get a juicy Wikileaks drop soon.

Very long queues at @British_Airways check-in at #LHR @HeathrowAirport #T5 today #BankHolidayWeekend pic.twitter.com/Vugeq0Lptx

— Gareth Wharton (@theboyg) May 27, 2017

Gets worse, #T5 staff having to put gate info up on a white board #LowFi #Heathrow pic.twitter.com/NZhjQC4BI9

— Gareth Wharton (@theboyg) May 27, 2017

White Boards!

Haha!

Sucks to be you.

The Sun:

BRITISH Airways have cancelled all flights from Heathrow and Gatwick airports until 6pm after their computer systems were brought down across the entire world.

Angry passengers on social media have said that their flights aren’t taking off, that there are huge queues at check-in, and that they can’t use the app or website.

There were reports of BA staff telling disgruntled passengers trying to get away for the Bank Holiday weekend that the company was under cyber attack but this has been denied by the airline.

Passenger Jo Josson said: “Officials are telling us there has been a cyber attack against BA’s systems. Even the tannoy is affected.”

Another, Michele Andjel, said a British Airways flight captain announced: “It appears to be a cyber attack.”

It doesn’t matter if it is or isn’t a cyber attack. The point is that even if it was an accident, it could have been a cyber attack.

The boomers who wanted to save pennies by making everything that exists 100% dependent on digital systems created a situation where if they ever did start a war with Russia, everything would just be immediately crippled.

I mean, entire electrical grids can be shut down, and in a lot of situations, they wouldn’t even be able to get them back up without completely redesigning them, which could take years.

The fact that the West isn’t even considering this as they do their little parades in Poland and Estonia shows that the people running our countries are not simply insane – they’re also stupid.