Is Binance About to be Legalized?
What did Binance even do? AP: The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission is seeking to pause its high-profile lawsuit against the cryptocurrency exchange Binance as the regulator tries to present…
El Salvador Submits to the IMF, Stops Forcing People to Use Bitcoin
JUST IN: 🇸🇻 El Salvador smash buys another 11 Bitcoin! 20 $BTC in 7 days 59 in 30 days TOTAL: 6,067 BTC worth $602,568,362 pic.twitter.com/WMNFtq3nhi — Bitcoin Archive (@BTC_Archive) February…
Trump Says Tariffs May Cause “Some” Pain
“Some”? Bro, single biggest one day crypto drop in history. Fix this shit. I don’t even know wtf “tariffs” is. RT: US President Donald Trump has acknowledged that Americans could…
Trump Frees Dread Pirate Roberts!
In a shocking act of true justice, Donald Trump has actually followed through with his promise to free Dread Pirate Roberts from his political imprisonment. He was accused of starting…
All My Love to Donald and Melania, These Meme Coins are the Best
***CLEARLY MARKED*** THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE ***CLEARLY MARKED*** My NEW Official Trump Meme is HERE! It’s time to celebrate everything we stand for: WINNING! Join my very special Trump…
Bitcoin Pops to $106,000 After Trump Says He Wants Bitcoin Strategic Reserve!
If Trump makes Bitcoin strategic reserve and causes $15 trillion to be dumped in it, I will forgive whatever wars he starts for the Jews. Reuters: Bitcoin surged to a…
Bitcoin Conference: Trump and RFK Both Take Strong Pro-Coiner Positions
TRUMP’S 50 MINUTES #BITCOIN 2024 SPEECH SUMMARIZED: ⮕ ON HIS FIRST DAY ONLY, HE WILL FIRE GARY GENSLER. ⮕ HE SAID THAT BITCOIN WILL PROBABLY SURPASS THE MARKET CAP OF…
Shock as Coingecko Announces Most Shitcoins are Rug-Pulls
Osamacoin (TROR) predicted to dominate this cycle. It’s a community project, dickhead. This is like saying “a majority of hookers are blown out.” You think? These were pump and dumps,…
The Bitcoin ETF Approval Tweet From the SEC was a Hack, But the Price was Real
It was a fake tweet! As it turns out, the SEC has not approved a Bitcoin ETF. RT: The US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) claimed on Tuesday that its apparent approval…
Binance Seems Fine, They’re Just Paying a Fine
As far as I can tell, the US government was just shaking Binance down for money, they’re paying the money, and everything is fine. Maybe I’m reading this wrong, but…