Trump Frees Dread Pirate Roberts!
In a shocking act of true justice, Donald Trump has actually followed through with his promise to free Dread Pirate Roberts from his political imprisonment. He was accused of starting…
All My Love to Donald and Melania, These Meme Coins are the Best
***CLEARLY MARKED*** THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE ***CLEARLY MARKED*** My NEW Official Trump Meme is HERE! It’s time to celebrate everything we stand for: WINNING! Join my very special Trump…
Bitcoin Conference: Trump and RFK Both Take Strong Pro-Coiner Positions
TRUMP’S 50 MINUTES #BITCOIN 2024 SPEECH SUMMARIZED: ⮕ ON HIS FIRST DAY ONLY, HE WILL FIRE GARY GENSLER. ⮕ HE SAID THAT BITCOIN WILL PROBABLY SURPASS THE MARKET CAP OF…
European Parliament Approves Directive Banning Cash Transactions Over €10,000
In other news, the Jews have banned you from using money. European Conservative: The European Parliament has approved a directive that will severely limit the use of cash. Under the…
The Bitcoin ETF Approval Tweet From the SEC was a Hack, But the Price was Real
It was a fake tweet! As it turns out, the SEC has not approved a Bitcoin ETF. RT: The US Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) claimed on Tuesday that its apparent approval…
Akon Tells American Blacks to Move to His Futuristic City in Senegal, Says They’ll All be Millionaires
They say “y0u can never go home again.” However, that adage does not apply to the blacks, who can at any time go home to Africa. Breitbart: R&B singer Akon…
Cryptocurrency to Become Legal Tender in Russia
Finally, people are taking our new financial movement seriously! Serious people are taking us seriously! Finally! RT: Cryptocurrency will become legal tender subject to strict controls in Russia as the…
Coinbase, Biggest Stock Performer YTD, Says They’re Going to Leave the US Because Biden is Smelling Their Hair
Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong calls out the SEC: “We are not seeing regulatory clarity in the 🇺🇸 US. Anything is on the table, including relocating.” 👀😮 pic.twitter.com/5z1k19wbBe — Bitcoin News…
30-Year-Old Tech CEO Dies Suddenly in His Sleep
He’s Chinese and into crypto and he took the Pfizer? Jeez. Also, he’s not actually Chinese, he’s probably Thai or something. The Sun: Crypto kingpin Tiantian Kullander has died suddenly…
“Kanye was Right” – Black CoinDesk Journalist Fired for Noticing That Everyone at FTX was Jew
Isaiah Jackson: another nigga held down for saying the obvious. Ye opened the floodgates. The Jews have a crisis of black people basically every day now. Black journalist Isaiah Jackson,…