It’s surprising that Ted Cruz feels comfortable around unleavened bread, given that his face is made of leavened bread. Maybe the rivalries between unleavened and leavened bread have been overstated, or maybe Ted “If You Don’t Stand with Israel and the Jews, I Won’t Stand with You” Cruz just feels comfortable with anything as long as he’s standing with Jews.

Although he’s just as creepy when he is interacting with Jew children as he is when he is interacting with his own. I mean. What a creepy, crawly video this is.

Jeez.

These Jews are preparing for passover with this flatbread, a celebration of murdering non-Jew children when they were trying to Jew-over the Pharaoh in Egypt, as recorded in the book of Exodus.

Wikipedia:

In the narrative of the Exodus, the Bible tells that God helped the Children of Israel escape from their slavery in Egypt by inflicting ten plagues upon the ancient Egyptians before the Pharaoh would release his Israelite slaves; the tenth and worst of the plagues was the death of the Egyptian first-born.

The Israelites were instructed to mark the doorposts of their homes with the blood of a slaughtered spring lamb and, upon seeing this, the spirit of the Lord knew to pass over the first-born in these homes, hence the English name of the holiday.

When the Pharaoh freed the Israelites, it is said that they left in such a hurry that they could not wait for bread dough to rise (leaven). In commemoration, for the duration of Passover no leavened bread is eaten, for which reason Passover was called the feast of unleavened bread in the Torah or Old Testament. Thus Matzo (flat unleavened bread) is eaten during Passover and it is a tradition of the holiday.

Obviously, they went around and killed the babies themselves.

And more than likely, they were actually run out of Egypt for Jewing everyone, culminating in killing a bunch of babies. They would have made up the story of “uh, we were slaves and we escaped” when they were wandering around the desert and no one would let them live near them because they didn’t want to get Jewed-over like the Egyptians got Jewed-over.

It would look like this:

Moses: Yo, we just escaped Egypt, we’re just wandering around, we need a place to hold-up and build a city. In return, I can offer you a low-interest loan…

Canaanite Governor: And why did you have to escape Egypt?

Moses: Cuz, uh, we was slaves.

Canaanite Governor: Hm. You don’t look like you’d make very good slaves. A pretty lanky bunch.

Moses: Yeah, we were slaves of the Pharaoh’s accounting department, mostly…

Canaanite Governor: Yeah, okay. But listen, I’m just gonna be straight with you, Moses – I’m hearing you got kicked out for killing a bunch of babies.

Moses: Yeah, uh, no, I mean, you know, I was, uh, our tribal god. He killed the babies for us, because of, you know, the suffering and the oppression. They were vitriolic anti-Semites, those Egyptians.

Canaanite Governor: Listen, Moses. You seem like a reasonable guy. But we’ve got kids around here, you know? We can’t really be bringing in you Jews with your baby-killing tribal god. People here, you know, we got Baal, he’s a pretty cool guy, doesn’t kill babies – people are uncomfortable with baby-killing.

Moses: What if I dropped the interest rates down to 1.5%? And I can get you options on securities at rates –

Canaanite Governor: Moses. Just go.

Moses: Anti-Semite! How dare you! We are going to shut you down, mark my words… You haven’t heard the last of the Jews!

Note: 40 years later, the Jews came back and committed a genocide against the Canaanites.

Anyway, what they are celebrating is that their tribal god murdered the first-born children of the evil goyim who abused them.

Pharaoh was basically the OG Hitler.

Enslave the kikes! Pyramid war now!