“We are seized by the seriousness and importance of this.”

Security Minister Dan Jarvis tells #R4Today that Home Secretary Yvette Cooper is looking at tighter restrictions on crossbows after three women were killed in Bushey in Hertfordshire.

— BBC Radio 4 Today (@BBCr4today) July 11, 2024

Remember when they ran that slogan “instead of teaching women not to get raped, how about teach men not to rape”?

Well I’ve got a slogan for you: “instead of teaching men not to shoot crossbows at women, how about teach women to dodge?”

It’s not a gun, bitch.

If you weren’t so fat and lazy, you could just dodge.

The Guardian:

Ministers will move “at pace” to review the law on crossbow ownership, the security minister has said, after three women were killed in a suspected crossbow attack in Hertfordshire.

Dan Jarvis said it was “entirely reasonable” to question whether existing laws on the weapons were fit for purpose and that ministers would act decisively if they needed to be changed.

He said Yvette Cooper, the home secretary, was “very carefully” examining a call for evidence that was launched by the Home Office earlier this year.

“These are clearly very serious and pressing matters,” Jarvis told BBC Breakfast.

Crossbows are literally the opposite of a serious and pressing matter, Jarvis.

You know what are serious and pressing matters? The total replacement of the white population of Europe with Africans and suits that help you drink piss. Those are serious and pressing matters.

Women getting shot with a crossbow is like, just some weird event literally no one cares about.

Asked about the suitability of the existing legislation, which allows people aged 18 and above to buy and own a crossbow without needing to register it or get a licence, he said: “I think that is an entirely reasonable challenge.”

He continued: “​We’ll want to look very carefully at the legislation that’s in place at the moment and we’ll need to come to a conclusion sooner rather than later as to whether the current legislation is appropriate or not.

“If we decide that it isn’t – and I think you raise a really important point about the ability of people to buy these particular weapons – then we’ll need to make changes to the legislation. But we need to do this properly, there needs to be due process.”

This is what happens in the West. We are surrounded by very real, very serious problems. They are everywhere. But instead of addressing these problems, politicians go around talking about things that don’t matter or do not even exist.

Global warming literally doesn’t exist. It’s a hoax. But it’s the number one thing we talk about.

Meanwhile, you have infinity niggers killing everyone, and we’re talking about three fat bitches who can’t dodge a crossbow bolt because they do nothing but scarf down crisps.

“How can you guarantee that public safety won’t be put at risk?”@Marthakearney asks Security Minister Dan Jarvis, as the government is expected to announce the early release of some prisoners to free up space.#R4Today

— BBC Radio 4 Today (@BBCr4today) July 11, 2024

This is just a German rip-off of the Gretchen Whitmer kidnapping hoax.

In the modern West, a security service is defined as an organization that frames it’s own country’s population for crimes that were never committed in order to justify tyrannical state policy.

The Guardian:

German police have carried out armed raids on several locations in the eastern state of Saxony in connection with a plot by anti-vaccination activists to murder the state’s prime minister, Michael Kretschmer.

The searches at five addresses in the city of Dresden and one in the nearby town of Heidenau targeted members of a group on the messaging service Telegram where plans for the killing were discussed in connection with the state government’s coronavirus curbs, police said. According to reports, the members included a 34-year-old woman and four men aged between 32 and 64.

Germany’s new chancellor, Olaf Scholz, used an address in parliament on Wednesday morning to condemn what he called a “tiny minority of disinhibited extremists” who were “trying to impose their will on our entire society”, in response to a rise in recent weeks in protests opposing coronavirus measures.

The group Dresden Offlinevernetzung, or Dresden offline networking, came to the attention of authorities after an investigation released last week by the broadcaster ZDF. The report revealed that members of the Telegram group spoke about killing Kretschmer as well as other representatives of the Saxony state government at meetings in the city.

Special forces took part in the dawn raids on Monday after statements by group members suggested they might be in possession of weapons capable of firing live rounds, Saxony police said on Twitter. Two crossbows were reportedly seized in the raids.

Kretschmer said “all judicial means” would be used to tackle the threats. “People in public office should not have to be scared of expressing their opinion or doing their jobs,” he told German media.

Wouldn’t it be nice if people who aren’t in public office could also express their opinions without being scared?

In recent weeks there have been protests by opponents of Covid restrictions in Saxony, which has the second highest rate of new coronavirus cases in Germany and the country’s lowest vaccination rate.

Last month a group of protesters held a torchlit gathering outside the home of Saxony’s interior minister, in what was widely seen as an implicit threat of violence against her.

That is total bullshit.

It was dark outside.

And who was it that started this trend of showing up outside of the homes of politicians?

It wasn’t right-wingers!

That said, I totally understand why so many people are on the edge of a peasant uprising.

I still believe that unorganized violence against the vax regime is a bad idea, unironically. The only path forward is noncompliance.

Do any actual Germans work at Deutsche Welle?

Pitbulls are the niggers of dogs – but they’re also the medieval marksmen of dogs.

No man knows how he’ll die.

That being said, I have a suspicion that my own death will be the result of either:

1. Getting mauled by a pitbull.
2. Getting shot by a crossbow.
3. Having my cheap Filipino vaping death tube blow up in my face because the battery overheated.

This is why I’m always nervous around pitbulls and crossbows. Also, I haven’t looked this up recently, but aren’t those the most common causes of death in America? Or was that cancer and heart disease? I forget.

Either way, some poor chap just bit the dust in probably the most metal way imaginable – he got shot by a crossbow while getting mauled by a pitbull.

I can only applaud the man.

CBS News:

A man was shot and killed in his apartment by a crossbow bolt that a neighbor had fired at dogs who were attacking the man, authorities in Massachusetts said. The death Wednesday afternoon in Adams appears to be accidental, according to Berkshire District Attorney Andrea Harrington.

The neighbor heard a commotion and the victim, who was a friend, shouting for help just after noon, authorities said. The victim was identified as Joshua Jadusingh, 27, the Berkshire district attorney’s office said in a statement.

The neighbor made his way into the apartment, then returned to his own unit to get the crossbow, which he was licensed to own and used for hunting, Harrington said at a news conference Thursday.

He stood at the bottom of a stairwell and fired up at a dog on the landing, she said. The bolt struck the dog with a glancing blow, went through the door and hit the man in the room where he was trying to barricade himself, Harrington said. A young girl in another room was unharmed.

One of the dogs belonged to the man who died, she said. The other belonged to his girlfriend, who also lived in the home.

This is a very strange situation.

This man was called “Joshua Jadusingh” and owned a pitbull, which would seem to indicate that he was a colored gentleman.

His “friend” and neighbor owned a crossbow – legally – as well as a hunting license, which would seem to indicate that he was a White guy. Black guys don’t go hunting – and they certainly don’t go around getting licenses for things.

There was a “young girl” in the apartment, and yet the pitbull didn’t try to eat her and went for the grown man instead.

That doesn’t fit with the typical pitbull modus operandi.

None of this makes any sense. Since when do White guy hunters become friends with pitbull-owning niggers?

Since when do pitbulls ignore delicious young children and instead try to devour crusty old Black guys?

The adult male pit bulls were known to fight and were usually kept in separate cages, Harrington said. They had a history of being aggressive, and one had previously attacked a person who required medical attention.

The neighbor who fired the arrow is a “good Samaritan” who is cooperating with the investigation, the district attorney’s office said. Harrington does not anticipate criminal charges.

“The neighbor was reacting in a very stressful circumstance” and is “very distraught,” she said.

The dogs showed aggression toward responding police officers, who shot and killed both. Officers fired five rounds at the dogs, an investigation found.

On the other hand, this part of the story makes perfect sense.

Some Black guy was living with his “girlfriend” and a “small child,” which indicates that the child probably isn’t his, and was probably born out of wedlock.

These Blacks were keeping violent, bloodthirsty pitbulls in the same apartment as their small child.

The first thing the pitbull did when let out of its cage was to try and devour its owner, resist arrest and then got shot by the police – as expected of the niggers of dogs.

This is exactly within the range of expected pitbull behavior.

None of these things surprise me, nor should they surprise other rational minded people.

Actually, it’s quite amusing that all the things that I find baffling, and the things I find completely normal, are exactly reversed from what a liberal would find baffling and would expect. After all, liberals don’t believe that either Blacks or pitbulls have any particular behavior patterns, and so would just find this whole story to be a strange and inexplicable tragedy that could perhaps have been avoided if only there was “mo’ money for dem’ programs” and better dog-rearing techniques.

If only all pitbull were raised by the dog whisperer, no children would have to get eaten.

In short, what I’ve learned from this story is that pitbull skin deflects crossbow bolts, and so if I’m ever sent back to the middle ages for whatever fantasy reason, I’ll make sure to sew myself some pitbull leather armor.