Boris Johnson Urges Countries to Unite and Fund £6.6 Billion Vaccine
People are locked up, out of work and depleting their savings because the government says that isolation is the only way to keep people safe from the scary coronavirus enemy…
CNN Says Lockdown Lifestyle May be Eternal, Vaccine May Never Come
Pictured: average high school corridor in the near future. “What happens if a vaccine never comes?” is not the right question to ask. The right question to ask is why…
UK: Experts Want Birthday Celebrations, Church and Indoor Events Banned Until Well Into 2021
Pictured: coronavirus victims trying to overwhelm the nearest hospital. “Experts” are responsible for getting the government to do this insane lockdown in the first place, alleging that coronavirus is some…
Oklahoma City Mask Faggot Backs Off of Masks Rule After Threats
Isn’t this the public health version of negotiating with terrorists? If you faggots want to force people to wear masks, you should be willing to let people die in pursuit…
Juggs Johnson Names His Bastard Son After a Healthcare Scumbag Who Saved His Life from Doom Virus
I would have a lot more respect for Juggs Johnson if he named his kid after a TikTok nurse. As we’ve seen, they are the real heroes of this epidemic.…
BDSM Governor “Nipples” Cuomo Threatens Coronavirus with “Extreme Sodomy”
In this new age of man, where viruses run amok and ravage our very existence, what America needs is a strong BDSM leader who is twisted enough to tie these…
Virus Hysteria: 40% of Americans Say They’ll Avoid Public Spaces After Lockdown Ends
“Please, keep the viruses away, please!” Promoting the “deadly virus” hysteria has proven to be a great move to get people on board with the overlords’ plan of turning the…
17 Intelligence Agencies Return, This Time Accusing China of Releasing the Coronavirus
In 2017, seventeen intelligence agencies came together to form the ultimate investigation force After months of sifting through folders about Donald Trump pissing on hookers, the Magnificent Seventeen came to…
Kansas City Orders Churches to Keep Lists of Attendees as New World Order Mass Spying System is Born
People can go ahead and claim that the coronavirus hoax is not a part of a satanic conspiracy, but they’re going to get proved wrong just like they were proved…
California Lawn Ornaments Rise Up Against Newsom’s Beach Tyranny
When the Beach Boys told everyone to go surfing, they never could have predicted that America would someday be overtaken by the deadliest virus of all time. You wanna go…