Coronavirus Hoax Still Going Strong in Brazil
Every time I see people in these quarantine outfits, the Ghostbusters theme song starts playing in my head. Brazil is a constant race riot, so they’re not concerned about this…
Spain: No New Deaths from Coronavirus
Sure, there are no deaths, but that doesn’t mean you can go outside. AP: Spain on Monday reported no official deaths from the new coronavirus in a 24-hour period for the first…
Scientists Brainstorm Excuses for Future Lockdowns
“This will keep the flu away.” Scientists are trying really hard to come up with reasons why the lockdown should be put back in place after it is eased. Fox…
“In Reality, The Virus No Longer Clinically Exists in Italy”
Yeah, so it turns out it was just a bunch of old people dying of the flu, and now that’s okay. But hey – measures will remain in place across…
UK: School Opening Fiasco, Kids Rejected, Have Temperature-Measuring Guns Pointed at Their Heads
What if someone told you in January that kids would soon queue in line while adults point weird temperature-measuring devices at their heads in order to enter school? What if…
Satan Pope Promotes “People Before the Economy” Hoax
I remember all the way back in March the sickening Alt-Right was promoting the “people before the economy” hoax, and I went through and explained to these retards that their…
UK: Tracking App Could be Used by Infected to Maliciously Name People They Want Locked Up
This doesn’t really bother the government, because they actually want as many people as possible to be locked up, which is why they’ve been doing all of these insane lockdown…
UK: Up to 6 People Can Exercise “Together” But 2 Meters Apart, Physical Contact is Not Allowed
“This is what you face.” If the 2 meters are going to keep people exercising together from catching the virus, what purpose did the lockdown even serve? The government could…
Satanic Judge John Roberts Says Americans Have No Right to Worship God in Church
Judge John Roberts: He might be satanic, and a child kidnapper, but you know what else he is? The boss of your life. You know that thing you had, that…
Google Reveals New Augmented Reality Tool to Help Users Respect Social Distancing Edict
Hello friend! Are you respecting the magic distance number? Remember that if you don’t stay 2 meters away from people, people will die. People you know may die. Your family…