New Zealand is the Best Country at Shutting Everything Down
New Zealand’s top bitch is the number one expert at being on an island and telling people they can’t fly their plane to the island. She is also super good…
Gavin Newsom’s Government Says to Put Your Mask on Between Bites While Eating
This is from the official Twitter account of Gavin Newsom’s government. Going out to eat with members of your household this weekend? Don't forget to keep your mask on in…
Twitter Blocks Trump’s Tweet Saying We Have to Live with Coronavirus
This is the latest President Trump tweet blocked by Twitter: Flu season is coming up! Many people every year, sometimes over 100,000, and despite the Vaccine, die from the Flu.…
Epic Return to Glory! President Posts Video Proving That Coronavirus is a Bitch Disease! Nothing!
President Trump is of course out of the hospital and feeling fine and looking great, as we predicted. As soon as I saw this epic video he posted to Twitter…
NYT: COLLEGE STUDENT DIES OF CORONAVIRUS!!!!! (Just Don’t Check Paragraph 18)
The New York Times has an article up entitled, “A Student Dies, and a Campus Gets Serious About Coronavirus,” about a college student allegedly dying of coronavirus at Appalachian State…
Germany Saw Massive Anti-Lockdown Protests Over the Weekend
Germany is not a country that is known for being illogical. In fact, the opposite: they get mocked and characterized as being totally uptight and obsessed with rules and regulations.…
WHO: 10% of the World has Already Been Infected with Coronavirus
Ten percent is a very large percent. The Independent: Around 10 per cent of the global population may have been infected with coronavirus, a World Health Organisation expert has said. Dr Michael Ryan,…
Neverending Story: Sleazy Hoax-Meister “Nipples” Cuomo is Closing a Bunch of New York Schools
What is a “coronavirus hotspot”? Well, it’s an area with a lot of positive tests. What is an area with a lot of positive tests? Well, it’s an area where…
President Trump Posts Video, Looking Healthy, Then Visits Supporters Outside Hospital
pic.twitter.com/0Bm9W2u1x7 — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 4, 2020 On Sunday, President Trump posted a video on Twitter from Walter Reed Hospital, showing that he is healthy, and telling the…
Chris Christie is Positively Riddled with Coronavirus
I just received word that I am positive for COVID-19. I want to thank all of my friends and colleagues who have reached out to ask how I was feeling…